Fail Quotes

Started by Travis Retriever, October 17, 2009, 03:00:20 PM

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Quote from: Lord T Hawkeye on January 09, 2013, 10:38:31 AM
Talk about cheap shots Morgan!  Maybe we should interview Fred Phelps as the official speaker of religion.  Let's see how you'd like that!

The biggest fail was when he said that second amendment advocates were too scared to debate him, when some of them tried and he just kept shouting over them without letting them answer.

Quote from: MrBogosity on January 09, 2013, 11:26:06 AM
The biggest fail was when he said that second amendment advocates were too scared to debate him, when some of them tried and he just kept shouting over them without letting them answer.

Next thing you know, he'll offer a quarter million dollars to whoever proves him wrong. *end sarcasm*
Meh

This.

QuoteCertain Second Amendment fundamentalists chose to make a big deal out of Biden's remark. More than a few seem to believe that if Obama were to go through with the orders, America would be placed under totalitarian rule.

This should bolster the argument that some people really will believe anything.

In reality, executive orders are quite limited in scope. The Supreme Court ruled decades ago that they cannot exceed Constitutional authority or stand in violation of any legislation passed by Congress. So, the folks who believe that the federal government is about to come for their legally owned guns need not worry.

QuoteCertain Second Amendment fundamentalists chose to make a big deal out of Biden's remark. More than a few seem to believe that if Obama were to go through with the orders, America would be placed under totalitarian rule.

I thought we were already.
"The more laws and order are made prominent, the more thieves and robbers there will be."
Lao Tzu

Quote from: R.E.H.W.R. on January 10, 2013, 09:29:06 PM
I thought we were already.

The statist implies that we aren't and that we're perfectly free.

January 10, 2013, 11:03:18 PM #2660 Last Edit: January 10, 2013, 11:05:57 PM by Ibrahim90
Quote from: D on January 10, 2013, 10:22:08 PM
The statist implies that we aren't and that we're perfectly free.

yeah, we have the perfect freedom to choose whichever way government can fuck us.
Meh

Quote from: Ibrahim90 on January 10, 2013, 11:03:18 PM
yeah, we have the perfect freedom to choose whichever way government can fuck us.

Ya, which way do you want it?
Skull fuck or no lube anal.


  :-\ What the fuck is wrong with me?
"The more laws and order are made prominent, the more thieves and robbers there will be."
Lao Tzu

Quote from: D on January 10, 2013, 10:22:08 PM
The statist implies that we aren't and that we're perfectly free.

I had one the other day insist that medical care in the US is STILL a completely free market right now.

Quote from: evensgrey on January 11, 2013, 10:13:10 AM
I had one the other day insist that medical care in the US is STILL a completely free market right now.

Funny thing is I was just listening to Stefan Molyneux debuk this very claim.

Fail on so, so many levels:


Quote from: MrBogosity on January 11, 2013, 04:03:55 PM
Fail on so, so many levels:



Yeah...that's going to need to be edited.

Quote from: D on January 11, 2013, 04:35:01 PM
Yeah...that's going to need to be edited.

Something like:

A corporation laid me off (because fiscal and monetary policies crashed the economy)

A corporation took my house (because government generated a housing bubble)

Corporate cash is corrupting democracy (because government has the power to grant favors)

A corporation denied my claim (because government protectionism makes it impossible to compete with insurance companies)

Corporations track my every move (because they're in bed with government that sets up red light cameras etc.)

I hate the @#$!! government (because all these problems originate with government protectionism, and I know government created corporations to begin with)

From the Facebook page "Shit Statists Say:"
Quote(Wrinkle) Atheism and Statism are also two peas in a pod. There have been more Statist Atheists than Statist Theists.

What a blatant lie.

Quote from: D on January 11, 2013, 11:02:13 PM
From the Facebook page "Shit Statists Say:"
What a blatant lie.


How do you ignore 10, 000 years of history?
"The more laws and order are made prominent, the more thieves and robbers there will be."
Lao Tzu

Quote from: R.E.H.W.R. on January 11, 2013, 11:28:11 PM

How do you ignore 10, 000 years of history?

Hell, even without history, let's look into the Bible itself:

Romans 13: 1-7
"Let every person be subject to the governing authorities. For there is no authority except from God, and those that exist have been instituted by God. Therefore whoever resists the authorities resists what God has appointed, and those who resist will incur judgment. For rulers are not a terror to good conduct, but to bad. Would you have no fear of the one who is in authority? Then do what is good, and you will receive his approval, for he is God's servant for your good. But if you do wrong, be afraid, for he does not bear the sword in vain. For he is the servant of God, an avenger who carries out God's wrath on the wrongdoer. Therefore one must be in subjection, not only to avoid God's wrath but also for the sake of conscience."