Fail Quotes

[Gumba Masta]

Ask him why plants came before the sun.

Because they could'nt get a hard on when they knew someone could see them?

[MrBogosity]

Because they could'nt get a hard on when they knew someone could see them?

And THAT'S the post that gets put at the top of a new page...

[Travis Retriever]

And THAT'S the post that gets put at the top of a new page...

Natch.

[Travis Retriever]

http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-6-weirdest-things-weve-learned-since-911/
Okay, just from the titles alone, 3 and 1 are going to be epic fails.
Read a bit into 6, and yeah, because our govco trained those people to do that in order to bleed out the Soviet Union (not that it mattered in the long run as Communism--as proven by Mises--is inherently unstable and unsustainable).

[Dukect45]

And here's more Fail from 9/11 Truthers

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[dallen68]

The first 2-3 seconds of it are technically true. Govco "did" use it to propel us into 2.5 wars. (The half war is the one where we ain't sure who the enemy is, or the enemy changes daily)

[tnu]

The first 2-3 seconds of it are technically true. Govco "did" use it to propel us into 2.5 wars. (The half war is the one where we ain't sure who the enemy is, or the enemy changes daily)

You mean like in 1984 where they had always been at war with Eurasia..er..Eastasia?

[dallen68]

Yeah, pretty much.

[MrBogosity]

You mean like in 1984 where they had always been at war with Eurasia..er..Eastasia?

Oceania.

[AnCap Dave]

Aaaand FE has finally admitted he's no longer a libertarian.

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A state can force investment above free market levels, thus leading to greater application of current technology than would occur on a total market, AND can force basic research above total market levels, and can provide social safety nets and services and labor laws that increase employment and reduce work hours per employee.

Better application of currently existing technology, more investment in basic research, keeping investments in the favored nation, and government programs that create peace of mind and socialize health risk. It's better from all angles.

[nilecroc]

Oceania.

Don't you mean the glorious Britannia empire. Those pesky elevens demanding rights.

[BlameThe1st]

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Only on here because the very first character they mention is Sephiroth.

Sephiroth not an anime character! He's a video game character. How do you mess that up?

[nilecroc]

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Only on here because the very first character they mention is Sephiroth.

Sephiroth not an anime character! He's a video game character. How do you mess that up?

Isn't he from FF7?

[dallen68]

Isn't he from FF7?

Yup. Then again, FF7 is sorta anime-in an awesome video-game-y type way.

[Skm1091]

Isn't he from FF7?

yes he is. I still have my original hard disk copy of the game too.