Fail Quotes

Started by Travis Retriever, October 17, 2009, 03:00:20 PM

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Watch, I give that guy 1 week before you start seeing his g/f getting approvals nobody else could hope to get.
I recently heard that the word heretic is derived from the greek work heriticos which means "able to choose"
The more you know...

March 10, 2013, 08:40:07 PM #2896 Last Edit: March 10, 2013, 09:00:26 PM by D
So this exists...



EDIT: Turns out this is a fake and is making fun of the bullshit articles that Kotaku does post.

Quote from: D on March 10, 2013, 08:40:07 PM
So this exists...



EDIT: Turns out this is a fake and is making fun of the bullshit articles that Kotaku does post.

Where is this from?

Quote from: VectorM on March 11, 2013, 01:48:23 PM
Where is this from?

I found the screencap on Facebook. Like I said though, it turned out to be a fake. Though there ARE real Kotaku articles that are very much worthy of Fail Quotes.

Male Privilege.
Male Privilege 2
Straight White Male = Lowest Difficulty Setting

Quote from: D on March 11, 2013, 03:48:29 PM
I found the screencap on Facebook. Like I said though, it turned out to be a fake. Though there ARE real Kotaku articles that are very much worthy of Fail Quotes.

Male Privilege.
Male Privilege 2
Straight White Male = Lowest Difficulty Setting

Good lord, those are painful.
"The more laws and order are made prominent, the more thieves and robbers there will be."
Lao Tzu

March 12, 2013, 11:54:06 AM #2900 Last Edit: March 12, 2013, 11:56:12 AM by VectorM
The fuck is the last link even doing on a gaming website? No wonder I never liked that site, ever.

Can I write and article, where I compare black people to those raging kids playing CoD online and all other gaming trolls? Clearly, that group is just terrible, look at them statistics!

http://www.governmentisgood.com/
I wish this was a parody site.  It's real.

a sample:

"Why a website defending government?  Because, like many Americans, I am tired of the government bashing that is constantly coming from the political right." --1st sentence on the main page's intro.
"When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world—'No. You move.'"
-Captain America, Amazing Spider-Man 537

March 14, 2013, 06:41:04 PM #2902 Last Edit: March 29, 2013, 11:16:50 PM by Skm1091
Quote from: surhotchaperchlorome on March 13, 2013, 05:00:49 PM
http://www.governmentisgood.com/
I wish this was a parody site.  It's real.

a sample:

"Why a website defending government?  Because, like many Americans, I am tired of the government bashing that is constantly coming from the political right." --1st sentence on the main page's intro.

I watched one of this boozo's video

here is the link

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The fail in this is off the charts

Oh and by the way, on the video, there is the

"Comments may be held for uploader approval."

Cowardice at it's best

Quote from: Skm1091 on March 14, 2013, 06:41:04 PM
Oh and by the way, on the video, there is the

"Comments may be held for uploader approval."

Cowardice at it's best

It's not just cowardice (though it is that), the guy's doing nothing but making a brush to stroke his ego. Almost all of the comments are just praises for the video, and the top two comments are responses to messages which have since been removed.
Failing to clean up my own mistakes since the early 80s.

I like Lew Rockwell...sometimes.

This is not one of those times:
QuoteDaylight savings time is just another government gimmick. First introduced during WWI as "war time," it does not save daylight nor extend it, of course. But it did, hoped our rulers, help train the populace for obedience. Politicians and bureaucrats so love giving orders, like "Change your watch now!" This causes sleep troubles, but that must give them pleasure. And in its most recent, most outrageous incarnation, it's a product of George W. Bush and the GOP congress. I sympathize with a friend who wrote, "As another act of personal secession, I'm staying on standard time. Live by the sun, not the sons of b******."

March 16, 2013, 07:02:55 AM #2905 Last Edit: March 16, 2013, 08:44:52 AM by MrBogosity
Seems Piers Morgan isn't just a fail when it comes to guns

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(EDIT: Seems Gumba Masta isn't just a fail when it comes to embedding. :P --MrB)

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This Everett Dort guy in the comments, wow.
"The more laws and order are made prominent, the more thieves and robbers there will be."
Lao Tzu

It's a Templar conspiracy I tell you!

"The more laws and order are made prominent, the more thieves and robbers there will be."
Lao Tzu