Fail Quotes

[Goaticus]

This has already been discussed, but do you get extra fail when real life outdoes The Onion?

[Goaticus]

Anything from this channel is worthy of fail quotes, but this is just so bad it is downright hilarious.
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Does this go the other way too? Can I press charges if my Rottweiler tries to slobber the crap out of me in my sleep or if I'm intoxicated?

[AnCap Dave]

Does this go the other way too? Can I press charges if my Rottweiler tries to slobber the crap out of me in my sleep or if I'm intoxicated?

Don't you know asking questions like that means you're pro-cuddle rape?!

[tnu]

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[Ibrahim90]

I like how he asks "please do no vote according to whether you agree with this video".

like: asshole, you realize that in light of the subject, and the arguments within, that people will hate your video? rightly so too I might add?

[AnCap Dave]

>mfw

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[tnu]

I believe in the principle of greatest equal liberty, which is compatible with sacrificing the liberty of the ultra-wealthy in order to achieve some level of equality.

Oh Temerit. I wonde rif he even notices the contrediction in this.

[AnCap Dave]

Posted that story about Oklahoma refusing to fail students who claim that dinosaurs and humans co-existed on another forum and I got this stupid remark.

Well the reason they are passing this law because the aren't sure anymore because there is evidence and human error because we don't know what dinos exactly look like read this.
http://www.apologeticspress.org/apcontent.aspx?category=9&article=2416
Evil gaara to quote the bible all animals and humans were made together in a six day period so in the bible they did co-exist
This guy gives a good argument: http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080620161223AAm1e72 http://scienceray.com/earth-sciences/paleontology/did-humans-and-dinosaurs-co-exist/2/

[tnu]

My friend Xhin pointed out to Temerit the nature and problems of forced "charity" and he had this to say.

Forced charity is aimed at fulfilling obligations of justice. It is not meaningless and it is much more effective than charity.

[Skm1091]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idAz7mFKPrc

Oh my I have a big headache. These conspiracy theorists are lunatics of the highest order. Oh and the Comments Pending Approval feature is used in the video. Shows how much of a spine these guys have when facing criticism.

[Ibrahim90]

Posted that story about Oklahoma refusing to fail students who claim that dinosaurs and humans co-existed on another forum and I got this stupid remark.

yeah, this guy's an idiot.

the paper I don't even need to discuss: the science in it is non-existent, and it shows.

the yahoo answer leaves out the fact that the leviathan has testicles clearly visible--an impossibility with dinosaurs, whose testes were and are internal.

basically, yeah, they're quote mining the bible. some Christians they are...

[tnu]

The NAP is concerned with the initiation of force. However, I don't really see property rights as being objective, so I find it hard to believe in an objective initiation of force.

This is from somebody who otherwise identifies herself as a libertarian.

[AnCap Dave]

I can't embed facebook videos here, so I'll just provide a link:
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10151472361104587&set=vb.167572816451&type=2&theater

For those who don't want to bother watching, basically this moron is insisting that without a piece of paper by the government that says, "We approve of you handling hair," you could die!

[Ibrahim90]

I can't embed facebook videos here, so I'll just provide a link:
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10151472361104587&set=vb.167572816451&type=2&theater

For those who don't want to bother watching, basically this moron is insisting that without a piece of paper by the government that says, "We approve of you handling hair," you could die!

well, unless the person is a spastic or has parkinsons or tourettes, I do not see how hairdressing is a deadly affair.

unless he's seriously insinuating that we need people with those conditions to cut people's hair.

[AnCap Dave]

well, unless the person is a spastic or has parkinsons or tourettes, I do not see how hairdressing is a deadly affair.

unless he's seriously insinuating that we need people with those conditions to cut people's hair.

It's a she, and according to her logic, I should have died several times within the past 24 years of my life.

My grandmother has almost always cut my hair and she was never licensed.