Fail Quotes

Started by Travis Retriever, October 17, 2009, 03:00:20 PM

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Just more proof that the elderly are NOT all poor and in need of welfare.  They have the biggest lobby and they dont' like having to compete with young entrepreneurs who don't yet have families or prior debts.
I recently heard that the word heretic is derived from the greek work heriticos which means "able to choose"
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Quote from: R.E.H.W.R. on September 19, 2012, 05:53:30 PM
If it wasn't the fact it was about your parents(or any loved one), that would be a pretty funny line.

I was hoping it would be funny. If you can't laugh at death, what can you laugh at?

Quote from: MrBogosity on September 19, 2012, 07:22:51 PM
I was hoping it would be funny. If you can't laugh at death, what can you laugh at?

I didn't wanna step on someone's toes.
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Quote from: D on September 17, 2012, 04:46:05 PM
This is just laughable.



Libertarian version.

A big question mark.

Caption: We don't know. We're not so arrogant to think we can see the future.
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I recently heard that the word heretic is derived from the greek work heriticos which means "able to choose"
The more you know...

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You gotta love historical inaccuracies and flat out lies.

Seriously, a bullet fired from an "assault weapon" can go through a door easier than a rifle?!?
"The more laws and order are made prominent, the more thieves and robbers there will be."
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Quote from: R.E.H.W.R. on September 20, 2012, 05:00:45 AM
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You gotta love historical inaccuracies and flat out lies.

Seriously, a bullet fired from an "assault weapon" can go through a door easier than a rifle?!?

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Quote from: evensgrey on September 20, 2012, 08:54:14 AM
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Who ever invented the term, "spray fire" needs to be slapped. Its one of those magic words, like toxins for quack doctors.
"The more laws and order are made prominent, the more thieves and robbers there will be."
Lao Tzu

September 20, 2012, 02:58:31 PM #2273 Last Edit: September 20, 2012, 05:34:35 PM by Ibrahim90
Quote from: R.E.H.W.R. on September 20, 2012, 05:00:45 AM
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You gotta love historical inaccuracies and flat out lies.

Seriously, a bullet fired from an "assault weapon" can go through a door easier than a rifle?!?

apparently, she doesn't know that Assault Rifles usually don't because they use a shorter round, with much less power, that way you can still accurately shoot the weapon on full auto, while having enough strength to act as a rifle in semi automatic--albeit one that isn't as likely to go right through everything.

EDIT: and for the record, half the things she lists are not assault rifles. oh wait, "assault weapon", to quote this idiot.
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Quote from: Ibrahim90 on September 20, 2012, 02:58:31 PM
apparently, she doesn't know that Assault Rifles usually don't because they use a shorter round, with much less power, that way you can still accurately shoot the weapon on full auto, while having enough strength to act as a rifle in semi automatic--albeit one that isn't as likely to go right through everything.

EDIT: and for the record, half the things she lists are not assault rifles. oh wait, "assault weapon", to quote this idiot.

This one is just hilarious.
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Quote from: Ibrahim90 on September 22, 2012, 04:03:00 PM
*groan*

Machine gun sniper rifle? Really?
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Quote from: R.E.H.W.R. on September 22, 2012, 06:50:20 PM
Machine gun sniper rifle? Really?

Well, the old record for longest-range sniper kill (before the current one, set with a 50 caliber rifle that was built as a sniper rifle from the ground up) was set with a rifle that started out as a machine gun.  Before being converted to single-shot fire only, and having numerous modifications to improve repeatability of shot placement.  (If you want to have the ability to snipe targets at extreme range and there's no purpose-built sniper rifle or conventional hunting rifle of such range, and lack the facilities to produce an entirely new gun design, you have to start with an existing gun with adequate range, then make it accurate enough.  A 50 caliber machine gun typically has a range of over a mile.)

Of course, he's not talking about that, or anything else in the real world.  This is just stringing together random gun-related words, like "assault weapon" (there are assault RIFLES, but no such category as "assault weapon"), and "high-power assault rifle" (assault rifles are, BY DEFINITION, less powerful than, say, a hunting rifle of the same caliber, military rifles designed to fire full-power rifle cartridges are usually called battle rifles).

Quote from: D on September 17, 2012, 04:46:05 PM
This is just laughable.



What I find funny is that New Hampshire (the chosen destination for the Free State Project) has lots of small-government tendencies, and yet is one of the nicest places to live in the country.

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