Fail Quotes

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Quote from: MrBogosity on July 17, 2012, 04:56:34 PM
Everything said by jimmyrtle in these videos:

http://www.youtube.com/all_comments?v=Ubmjc83yAtI
http://www.youtube.com/all_comments?v=V7xyfCZwKqQ

Seconded.  How this guy can't process a simple progression or the idea of time (hence the name 'time deposits') is just sad.  Gotta love state cultists.
His butt buddy dsglop interjected a few times too.  His comments weren't much better.
"When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world—'No. You move.'"
-Captain America, Amazing Spider-Man 537

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Diana Carew is a moron.

Quote from: D on July 18, 2012, 03:33:42 PM
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Diana Carew is a moron.

Wow, all of the facts she brought up supported Schiff's points!

July 18, 2012, 06:28:18 PM #1968 Last Edit: July 18, 2012, 06:38:56 PM by D
Quote from: MrBogosity on July 18, 2012, 05:26:43 PM
Wow, all of the facts she brought up supported Schiff's points!

But HURR DURR DA GUVMENT IZ INVESTIN IN HUMAN CAPITALZ! DUN CHU SUPPORT HUMAN CAPITALZ?!

Like I said. Moron.

Speaking of morons, it's time once again for everyone's favorite failing segment, The Voice of the People.
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The failure here comes from a couple of things. One, a man talking about the governor's spending of $400,000 in tax dollars on things for his house, which include air conditioning repairs, as well as $250,000 worth of "security." What makes this fail is the fact that the person calling is claiming that if Malloy didn't abolish the death penalty, as well as prisoners being let out early, Malloy wouldn't need to spend that kind of money on what basically amounted to a fence. You know, because the only reason blowing that blood money was bad is because Connecticut isn't killing people anymore.

Another failure doesn't come from the video itself, but from the description:
QuoteCallers are sounding of on a variety of topics, from flag vandalism, security improvements at the governor's mansion, and the boy scouts surprising new move.

The "surprising new move" in question is the banning of gay children, which of course, as you all know, has been happening for years.

Mercifully, tonight's Voice of the People segment didn't have any noteworthy failure.

So instead have this enlightening piece of input from a commenter on the story from the recent Bogosity podcast about the woman suing the FDA over sperm donor fees.

Quote from: ZeroUnlim
QuoteThat guy's hot. I want HIM, as the sperm donor.
This would fall into so many complications.

Yes, because lesbians are known for drooling over men like a pack of screaming high school banshees.

"nowadays nothing can get through [Congress]." -- Unclesamslair in the comments of this video:

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"When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world—'No. You move.'"
-Captain America, Amazing Spider-Man 537

July 20, 2012, 06:35:05 AM #1971 Last Edit: July 20, 2012, 06:37:24 AM by surhotchaperchlorome
Quote from: Lord T Hawkeye on June 30, 2012, 07:41:24 AM
http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-great-ways-to-remind-yourself-that-youre-poor/

Let's see now...

6: "The companies have to take in more money than they're paying out for that to work. And they are taking in a goddamn fuckload of extra."

What they like to skip over is the fact that most of that fuckload of extra is reinvested.  It's not all going towards new yachts and gold toilets.
Or how about the fact that companies in the USA actually pay MORE to remain in compliance with regulations than they make in profits?
*EDIT* Wait...more money "than they are paying out" Please don't tell me John was saying that the ONLY expense companies have is hiring workers...Christ, that bit of uber Marxist bollocks is something I've heard far too many times.

Quote from: Lord T Hawkeye on June 30, 2012, 07:41:24 AM
5: Okay, sick and tired of De Beers being vilified just because some people are weak willed and cave to peer pressure.  If your wife hates you for not buying her an overpriced diamond, find a better wife.  It's that simple.  Don't blow your hard earned money for the sake of ill founded "Traditions."  Life is WAY too short.
Indeed.  If you're going to vilify them, vilify them for being a government supported monopoly (last I checked).  Or even better, vilify the government that gave them that status in the first place.

Quote from: Lord T Hawkeye on June 30, 2012, 07:41:24 AM4. You can swing Christmas quite cheaply if you're smart about it actually.  Folks, your kids don't really care THAT much about presents.  What they ultimately want more than anything is you.  Nothing more.
Seriously?  He's bitching about this?  Dude, my family doesn't even celebrate any of those winter holidays; like, at all.  First world problems on his part.

Quote from: Lord T Hawkeye on June 30, 2012, 07:41:24 AM3.  There's no shame in renting, seriously.  It's worked great for me.
How much do you want to bet he doesn't even bring up bullshit caused by government in this sector? Like rent controls (see Mary J Ruwart) that lead to apartment shortages and lower quality?  Or the gov't creating the housing bubble?

Quote from: Lord T Hawkeye on June 30, 2012, 07:41:24 AM2. Wow...he actually restrained himself from vilifying banks for not handing out loans like candy to everyone.  Gold star John!
Good to know.

Quote from: Lord T Hawkeye on June 30, 2012, 07:41:24 AM1. See the Bullshit episode about Funerals.  Funerals are for the living, not the dead.  The dead don't care.
As with the holidays, this is something my family figured out on our own years ago.  It's like my mom would say: "What the hell would I care?  I'd be dead!"
"When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world—'No. You move.'"
-Captain America, Amazing Spider-Man 537

Here is a bullshit remark someone made about the Batman shooting where he blames Republicans due to their stance against gun control.

Quote from: TsunaThe rifle he used was an AR-15, THAT'S A FUCKING modded M-16 for those that didn't know. It was banned for civilians to have until 2004 when the republicans refused to renew the assault rifle and firearms ban of 1994.

TRANSLATION: blame the republicans for this because if they didn't suck off the NRA these people would still be alive.

TRANSLATION: HURRRRRRR DURRRRRRRR

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I haven't (and won't) watch this video all the way through.  But it begins with pretentious smugness (the text on the screen), and the description talks about how it's just audio (read: minimal effort), and with the latest comment saying how past the 10 minute mark Lord T Hawkeye reminds him of Karl Marx, you know the video is NOT going to be a winner.

Actually, I did watch a few minutes of it when it first came out.  TL;DR:  repeating the same arguments that Hawkeye just spent the video (that this one is a response to) refuting.
"When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world—'No. You move.'"
-Captain America, Amazing Spider-Man 537

"I consider atheism as a religion itself... the belief in a non God . But hey I don't trust the labcoats or the others ... NOBODY can answer !" --devilkais

Yeah, and bald is a hair color and not collecting stamps is a hobby.

OK, what the fuck is it with cultists, Christianity, State, etc, and saying, "well, YOU don't know the answer and nobody can!" and then act like they win by default?
"When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world—'No. You move.'"
-Captain America, Amazing Spider-Man 537

WTF is a "non-God"? Is it just something that's not God? This pencil I'm holding is not God, I believe in that. My car is not God, I believe in that. What sense does this argument make?



Quote from: D on July 22, 2012, 09:39:13 PM
This monstrosity of an article

completely ignoring the fact that policies in Canada have been increasingly......less like those of America, to put it mildly.

seriously, the guy who wrote this is on crack.
Meh