Fail Quotes

Started by Travis Retriever, October 17, 2009, 03:00:20 PM

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Quote from: surhotchaperchlorome on June 17, 2013, 02:37:37 PM
Shane spoke of it numerous times in the JREF forum.  I don't recall seeing a link though (at least not in a post that wasn't deleted :( ).

There was a PDF somewhere at one time with all the sources and figures. I posted it to the JREF forum, but those things tended not to survive...

QuoteForce is a tool. You can use it for good or evil

How is that a fail? I'd say the use of force to prevent a murder is force used for good. (Actually, I prefer to say it's "necessary.")


Quote from: MrBogosity on June 17, 2013, 03:07:01 PM
Wow. Just wow.


HOLY FUCKING SHIT!  Aaand stupid fucking cunt is fucking stupid.
"When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world—'No. You move.'"
-Captain America, Amazing Spider-Man 537

Quote from: MrBogosity on June 17, 2013, 02:53:26 PM
How is that a fail? I'd say the use of force to prevent a murder is force used for good. (Actually, I prefer to say it's "necessary.")
Well, especially if he's talking about physical force like in F = ma.  Though he doubt that's what he means.
"When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world—'No. You move.'"
-Captain America, Amazing Spider-Man 537

Quote from: MrBogosity on June 17, 2013, 03:07:01 PM
Wow. Just wow.



I don't want to say it.

I really don't want to say it.

Oh fuck it.

She is the definition of a cunt.

Apperently he's looking for material related more to food health inspection.

Quote from: MrBogosity on June 17, 2013, 03:07:01 PM
Wow. Just wow.



She could be the next Valerie Solonas.


June 17, 2013, 09:32:01 PM #3579 Last Edit: June 17, 2013, 09:35:48 PM by Ibrahim90
Hailey needs to be taught logic (a la medieval muslim world) 101:

Milk, whether served to a boy or a girl, is fundamentally milk. It may not be optimal, it may not be perfect, but milk is still milk. As such, feeding a baby either cow or human milk should in principle make no difference. Therefore, the advice to not breastfeed boys is redundant, and stupid. It's also bossy and presumptuous, as she is dictating to people what choices to make on the matter. As it is God's prerogative to tell people how to behave (normally through messengers and the like), and it is sinful to presume (as per the Qur'an), she is in effect both sinful, and worse, claiming or at least attempting to assume the traits of divinity. As a result, She must be either thrown in Bedlam, or executed, should it be demonstrated that her opinion is out of vanity and megalomania, and not insanity.

congratulations, I've just proven that she deserves the death penalty, or a mental asylum. poor logic, at times immoral, I know, but hey, that's the kind of put-down I've read philosophers were doing when they wanted to fuck with people. figured I'd try it on such people.

I await my Nobel Prize.  :P


now to be serious:

[spoiler]she is depraved, and playing with people's lives. And she seriously doesn't know what she's talking about regarding circumcision: the boy will still have orgasms (less intense or not is beside the point), and will still be horny the same way the uncircumcised are. And why punish him for being a boy? what makes her think that a boy will grow up to be a rapist or a pig?

And another thing: if she hates men so much, why is she even thinking about pregnancy? no man in his right mind would want to bed her, unless his self-esteem is somewhere near absolute zero kelvin, or lower.

either way you slice it, I want no part of this. this is disgusting: if feminism is like this, then no sane person should take part.[/spoiler]
Meh

Quote from: MrBogosity on June 17, 2013, 03:07:01 PM
Wow. Just wow.



I will bet any amount of money that if she has a son he grows up to be a serial killer.

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And feminists wonder why "feminism" is considered a bad word. This. This is why.


No Sovereign but God. No King but Jesus. No Princess but Celestia.

I know only my fellow bronies are going to care about this, but this is fail:



Meghan McCarthy's quote is a quotemine. Here's the full context:

Quote"Every little girl wants to be a princess, and not everybody can get to be a princess — but you can live up to the ideals that should come along with being a princess."

And guess which princess she had in mind when she made that statement. Princess Leia!

QuoteClarification: When I said "every girl wants to be a princess" I was thinking of the princess I wanted to be growing up: Princess Leia.

And just to show how bogus this quote mash-up is, Lauren Faust came to her defense:

Quote@DevinXXS @MMeghanMcCarthy I have no doubts that Meghan is doing her best to uphold the ideals brought to MLP. This quote mash up is unfair.

Moments like this make me ashamed to call myself a brony. Grown-flank men are going insane over changes made to a little girl's cartoon. It's one thing when they threaten to leave the franchise, but many have gone so far as to send Meghan death threats--squeeing death threats!--all because she made the main character, who's the personal apprentice to a princess, a princess herself! What in the name of Celestia's royal mane is wrong with these people? Why do fanboys have to react so violently to change?

I, for one, welcome our new alicorn overlord!



No Sovereign but God. No King but Jesus. No Princess but Celestia.

Quote from: BlameThe1st on June 17, 2013, 11:48:52 PM
And guess which princess she had in mind when she made that statement. Princess Leia!

Princess Leia was a sexist Damsel-In-Distress trope. That makes her a product of the mysogynistic patriarchy, right?

Quote from: MrBogosity on June 18, 2013, 08:03:27 AM
Princess Leia was a sexist Damsel-In-Distress trope. That makes her a product of the mysogynistic patriarchy, right?

I'm trying to remember, who's gun did she grab just after they got her out of her cell?