Fail Quotes

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Needless to say, the title is misleading.

April 19, 2013, 11:30:49 AM #3106 Last Edit: April 19, 2013, 11:36:09 AM by D
Watching a Let's Play of Metal Gear Solid. During one of the cutscenes, the character Otacon says:
QuoteScience has always thrived on war.

The greatest weapons of mass destruction were created by scientists who wanted to be famous.
Skip to 9:25 for the line.
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Skip to 16:01 and you hear Solid Snake, the main character, say this MASSIVE fail.
QuoteThe only winners in war are the people.

No Snake, they're not the winners.

Quote from: D on April 19, 2013, 10:46:11 AM
Needless to say, the title is misleading.

Wow, afraid of the question much? Yeah, way to go, bully a guy who was making a valid point just because you have no response to it. Way to show the Christian love...

Quote from: D on April 19, 2013, 11:30:49 AM
Watching a Let's Play of Metal Gear Solid. During one of the cutscenes, the character Otacon says:Skip to 9:25 for the line.
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Skip to 16:01 and you hear Solid Snake, the main character, say this MASSIVE fail.
No Snake, they're not the winners.

I think Snake learned from that.
"The more laws and order are made prominent, the more thieves and robbers there will be."
Lao Tzu

Quote from: MrBogosity on April 19, 2013, 11:52:58 AM
Wow, afraid of the question much? Yeah, way to go, bully a guy who was making a valid point just because you have no response to it. Way to show the Christian love...

Cliffe Knechtle is a massive douche. ABC airs his nonsense on Sunday mornings after This Week and he is unwatchable.




Fail in red my stuff in blue.


Ooooh! Clever! I've never heard that one before. Here's the thing. You need the governmant's permission to actually do that. You know with customs and the expatriot tax? Oh and I can't forget the fact that there are people who have been out of the country for YEARS and yet the IRS is still collecting "back taxes" from them.

Get a passport. Go to a friendly country. Go to a less friendly country. Go to Congo. Collect $200.

If you're off living in the Congo, why does it matter if the IRS is keeping track of back taxes?

So "Love It Or Leave It" completely fails as an argument from all sides.

No it doesn't. You say it fails because to acknowledge it would be to acknowledge that you want all the benefits of living in the US without any of the responsibility.

Quote from: tnu on April 19, 2013, 07:40:47 PMNo it doesn't. You say it fails because to acknowledge it would be to acknowledge that you want all the benefits of living in the US without any of the responsibility.

Oh, the irony...
"When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world—'No. You move.'"
-Captain America, Amazing Spider-Man 537

Even after they captured the guy alive, the conspiracy theorists are STILL at it!



GOD FUCKING DAMMIT!

"When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world—'No. You move.'"
-Captain America, Amazing Spider-Man 537

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Typical Pat Condell affair as far as his bigotry towards Muslims goes. Though the reason I'm posting this video is because for some strange reason, he thinks that liberals and progressives are somehow different...

A fail quote from the radio on the way back to university:
"Government spending always makes sense from a financial perspective; it won't be that big an impact on people's financial decisions."
"When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world—'No. You move.'"
-Captain America, Amazing Spider-Man 537

Quote from: surhotchaperchlorome on April 21, 2013, 01:27:38 PM
A fail quote from the radio on the way back to university:
"Government spending always makes sense from a financial perspective; it won't be that big an impact on people's financial decisions."

yeah, right.

I owe 30,000 dollars because of Government jizzing on our education system...
Meh

Quote from: Ibrahim90 on April 21, 2013, 03:36:57 PM
yeah, right.

I owe 30,000 dollars because of Government jizzing on our education system...

does that include interest?

Quote from: Skm1091 on April 21, 2013, 06:57:30 PM
does that include interest?

unfortunately, no. that's ~5-6%.

Meh

Quote from: Ibrahim90 on April 21, 2013, 09:40:03 PM
unfortunately, no. that's ~5-6%.

This actually make me feel kinda glad that I am currently not  attending a university.