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Quote from: MrBogosity on April 23, 2013, 11:17:46 PM
Coen Brothers' version is good; John Wayne's not so much.

I was thinking the former actually: it is indeed the superior version.
Meh

http://comments.deviantart.com/1/366811218/3025737074

Gotta love anti gun airheads.  "You gotta read all my claims but I get to blow yours off by calling them conspiracy theories!  Derp!"

Does the arrogance and presumptuousness of the statist truly know no bounds?
I recently heard that the word heretic is derived from the greek work heriticos which means "able to choose"
The more you know...

Quote from: Lord T Hawkeye on April 24, 2013, 12:53:59 AM
http://comments.deviantart.com/1/366811218/3025737074

Gotta love anti gun airheads.  "You gotta read all my claims but I get to blow yours off by calling them conspiracy theories!  Derp!"

Does the arrogance and presumptuousness of the statist truly know no bounds?

As long as we're playing the correlation= causation fallacy, Maybe you should mention that governments censor violent video games in most western nations.
"The more laws and order are made prominent, the more thieves and robbers there will be."
Lao Tzu

This is the kind of "No True Scotsman" BS that I hate when libertarians of any persuasion pull on each other

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Quote from: FSBlueApocalypse on April 24, 2013, 06:39:48 AM
This is the kind of "No True Scotsman" BS that I hate when libertarians of any persuasion pull on each other

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Yeah, it's full on dumbass. I think it started when Austin Petersen was on his trolling rampage defending the use of drones because Rand Paul said he would use a drone to take out a liquor store robber.

Quote from: FSBlueApocalypse on April 24, 2013, 06:39:48 AM
This is the kind of "No True Scotsman" BS that I hate when libertarians of any persuasion pull on each other

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How is Libertarian Girl not a "real" libertarian?
"The more laws and order are made prominent, the more thieves and robbers there will be."
Lao Tzu

Oh boy! It's another Voice of the People segment. This time people were calling in about the boy from Guilford who wore a pro-2nd Amendment shirt to school.

April of New Haven and Mary of Milford have decided that apparently not only do they think the 2nd Amendment is "inappropriate" but so is the 1st.

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What I posted was from last night. Here is tonight's Voice of the People, which contains death penalty fail and more fail about that shirt.
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bush deregulated the financial sector? *head desk* *head desk* *head desk*

Oh the stupid! it burns!

http://reason.com/reasontv/2013/04/19/matt-welch-discusses-public-education-se

The other panelist. Ugh. If I ever find out who invented the world "collective" and had a time machine I might punch them in the mouth.
"The more laws and order are made prominent, the more thieves and robbers there will be."
Lao Tzu

Quote from: Skm1091 on April 24, 2013, 08:44:35 PM
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bush deregulated the financial sector? *head desk* *head desk* *head desk*

Oh the stupid! it burns!

Yeah, and with businesses all you can do is write a strongly-worded letter. You can't boycott, go with a competitor that does better, or start your own competing business, and the Better Business Bureau? What's what?

Quote from: Lord T Hawkeye on April 24, 2013, 12:53:59 AM
http://comments.deviantart.com/1/366811218/3025737074

Gotta love anti gun airheads.  "You gotta read all my claims but I get to blow yours off by calling them conspiracy theories!  Derp!"

Does the arrogance and presumptuousness of the statist truly know no bounds?

I have to tell the people who bring up Australia having 13 mass shootings for 20 years prior to 1996 and no shootings afterward. New Zealand had only had FIVE shootings within that time period and there was only one more in 1997 and no shooting since. And it is legal to own handguns and military style semi automatic rifles down there.

Quote from: Lord T Hawkeye on April 23, 2013, 01:14:12 PM
http://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter/statements/2013/jan/18/mark-shields/pbs-commentator-mark-shields-says-more-killed-guns/

Had this cited as an argument for gun control.  Already I'm seeing it's pulling the same stunt of counting suicides which is grossly misleading.

aand, I see a problem right there: "U.S." wars. And since '68, which would leave out the big ones:  WWI, WWII, The Civil War, and so on. Very disingenuous.
Also, last I checked, U.S wars ain't the only ones.  How about the millions killed by the Nazis, or the hundreds of millions killed by communism? Oh, nvm, he does include WWI, WWII, but...wait...WHAT? not even a million deaths from WWII?     Um...because clearly the other people killed (e.g. by nazis) or the fact that we entered both WWI and WWII late clearly hadn't a single thing to do with THAT!
What a disingenious prick!
Hell, how about the 1/2 a million Iraqi Children killed by the Clinton Administration?  That alone would bump the numbers up to put guns below it, even WITH the bogus metrics he's using!
Or, if you expand it to govco in general, how about the 4+ million killed just by the FDA alone (Love you, Ruwart! :3) by denying/delaying lifesaving drugs?

Finally, all of this avoids the elephant in the room.  That govco was still there and HAD laws against these things (gun murders and /sigh yes, suicide too IIRC).  So, that means all the laws we have for them (20k+ last time Harry Browne checked and still climbing) are clearly not working...because if 20k laws didn't do it, 20k + 1 will! (as Harry Browne has said!)
"When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world—'No. You move.'"
-Captain America, Amazing Spider-Man 537

Quote from: Skm1091 on April 24, 2013, 08:44:35 PM
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bush deregulated the financial sector? *head desk* *head desk* *head desk*

Oh the stupid! it burns!

The fact that he even saw the need to include Bush's in a video supposedly about "Libertarianism" pretty much makes it a fail.
"When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world—'No. You move.'"
-Captain America, Amazing Spider-Man 537

Greatest fail on the internet. http://planet.infowars.com/groups/dating-freedom-lovers/

Yes, Alex Jones started a dating site.