Fail Quotes

[BlameThe1st]

Oh, so that's why I play video games. Not because they are fun, but because they prevent my urge to rape women. I only have to wonder how civilization managed to survive before video games, what with us ape men just going around raping people left and right. It's a wonder we managed to put a man on the moon! /s

[Ibrahim90]

wait, so that lady I know--Stephanie--she's a lesbian rapist? I mean, she likes to play video games a lot, so surely this must be so!

(seriously, by this logic ALL players should be rapists in making...and for the record, Stephanie is not a Lesbian, nor a rapist.

[MrBogosity]

wait, so that lady I know--Stephanie--she's a lesbian rapist? I mean, she likes to play video games a lot, so surely this must be so!

(seriously, by this logic ALL players should be rapists in making...and for the record, Stephanie is not a Lesbian, nor a rapist.

But if she were a rapist, she'd have to be a lesbian, because men can't be raped of course.

[AnCap Dave]

Had to dislike Being Classically Liberal after this post. If the only reason you don't support torture is because it doesn't work, you're an inhuman monster and can kindly fuck off. All of morality may not be black and white, but certain issues are, and fucking torture is one of them.

[R.E.H.W.R.]

And as usual no sources.

[Ibrahim90]

And as usual no sources.

it's irrelevent anyways, as we are still not up to where we were before this "recession"...

[Dallas Wildman]

it's irrelevent anyways, as we are still not up to where we were before this "recession"...

Ohh so in other words jobs occur WITHOUT direction from government!

No shit sherlock!

[AnCap Dave]

I seriously hope this is satire:


Sadly, I'm sure it isn't.

[Ibrahim90]

Ohh so in other words jobs occur WITHOUT direction from government!

No shit sherlock!

calm down dude--we all know that.

[AnCap Dave]

[Travis Retriever]

Stay classy feminists...stay classy.

[Dallas Wildman]

Can't argue with that

[tnu]

If the minimum wage increases, it would increase the spending power of the poor and vulnerable, which means more disposable income for everybody, which means more money flowing back through the economy generating more GDP, as if our GDP isn't already high enough.

I did the math. There's enough money in this country to pay every man woman and child a flat rate of $20.78 an hour. We have enough money to pay everyone over the age of 18 $26.82 an hour. Yet the top 1% owns 60% of the wealth, and our median income is $53,046 even though the average income is $69,821. And there are businesses in this country that do make profit while still paying employees very high wages. And countries like Denmark have fast food jobs that pay $20 an hour. And the restaurants there make more money and are more profitable because people have more money to spend.

I don't care what job you have in America. 99 times out of 100, you are not making enough. We have the highest GDP of any country in the world and piss poor wages to show for it.

[Ibrahim90]

I don't care what job you have in America. 99 times out of 100, you are not making enough. We have the highest GDP of any country in the world and piss poor wages to show for it.

so I'm not making enough @ ~60,000 a year as a wellsite Geologist? that's news to me...

[MrBogosity]

so I'm not making enough @ ~60,000 a year as a wellsite Geologist? that's news to me...

Wow! Can you hire me?