Fail Quotes

[R.E.H.W.R.]

http://www.non-gmoreport.com/articles/may2014/farmers-report-better-animal-health-non-gmo-feed.php

[Travis Retriever]

The problem is they're putting these things in a vacuum and not looking at the whole picture of how such events could come to pass.  Why are said addicts starved and drug addicted?  Solve that problem and the bum fights don't happen anymore.  If you can't be bothered to look into the root causes of such things, then you really don't care all that much about it and would do well to just STFU with your faux moral indignation please.

Property rights do NOT allow you to own another person.  Ancoms really need to put that myth to bed already.

Animal abuse is a classic symptom of sociopathy so any DRO would ding you as "high risk to offend" which would have consequences for you for sure.  Not to mention the whole social ostracism thing.  The only reason Michael Vick got a pass and was allowed to play again is because the NFL has political connections and thus is shielded from public scrutiny.  Anyone wanna point me to a wal-mart that rehired an animal abuser?

Indeed.  As getting rid of the war on drugs/prostitution/other victimless crimes would solve a LOT of the former.

What is it with everyone saying property rights = slavery? Would it kill these folks to learn their UPB? Owning people would be to both affirm & anti-affirm property rights (the ones of the owner and ownee respectively) and thus fails the test of universiality and therefore cannot be moral.  This isn't hard people!

And I would also add that government policy tends to make this worse.  Endangered Species Act anyone?

[tnu]

OK so I asked thisi guy where his abject hatred of anarcho-captalism stems from and he gavemethis lovely wall of text

Umm, let's see: You stole Anarchist ideology, twisted it to mean the exact opposite - to support one of the most total tyrannies the world has ever known. You helped set genuine anti-state movements back decades. Simply by existing you make it harder for me to communicate my ideas to others by miss-appropriating anarchist language, and you make it possible for someone to mistake someone like ME with YOU. You lick the boots of the powerful and the oppressive. You dismiss the experience of minorities. You harass and slut-shame women. You apologize for rapists and racists and homophobes. You blunder into conversations you don't understand like a confused bear, and rather than listen and learn and respond you just start saying random shit gleaned from 9th grad history textbooks and 80-year old Red-Scare propaganda. You tried to steal Anarchists memes.
You currently trick honest confused kids looking for answers into following your slavish, deontological propaganda-driven ideology. You appropriate a grand, proud tradition that isn't yours, and steal false ethos for your impotent, reactionary, cultish crank ideology. You are utterly ignorant of history and don't even bother to read your OWN thinkers -preferring to listen to souless, manipulative, youtube charlatans. You confuse not paying your taxes with genuine revolutionary behavior. You despise and mock the poor. You deny that oppression exists, then blame the oppressed for their weakness. You do not listen. You do not respond to the arguments being made. You do not grow. You do not learn.m You do not employ your critical mind. You do not oppose authority, rather you just wish buisiness owners wielded the power of politicians. You refuse to make a distinction between anarchists and Bolsheviks despite a long and bloody history between the two. You fear Stalin is hiding under your bed. You barge your way into communities and spaces not your own, assuming your welcome everywhere you go. You see devils where there are none. You are conspiracists and trolls and sniveling dogmatists. You try to convince people that anarchists wear bowties.

You cannot keep a concept in your heads no matter how many times it's explained to you.

Now, I don't mean "You" as in You personally - I mean "You" as in AnCaps as a whole. You, AnCaps are a living, breathing, MOCKERY of radicalism. You are corpses of dear friends long dead pulled out of the ground and paraded around; their remains worn like an ill-fitting suit, claiming their identity while besmirching their names and trying to hide their memory, YOU ARE HOT GARBAGE AND I CAN'T EVEN BRING MYSELF TO HATE YOU BECAUSE MOST OF YOU AREN'T PARTICULARLY SMART OR GIFTED BUT EVERYTIME I TRY TO FEEL PITY, EVERYTIME I WANT TO REACH OUT TO YOU AND OFFER YOU A FRIENDLY HAND YOU DO SOMETHING AWFUL, but yet I can't give up the hope that MAYBE just maybe SOME of you might one day become a fully-realized human being - yet every day with the STUPID shit you say you prove me wrong. You shake my faith in humanity, because if people like you exist, then what HOPE is there for the rest of us?

AnCaps are a sad pantomime, a twisted shadow on the wall, a sputtering and misshapen mockery of everything that I hold dear - because unlike to you guys this isn't a game to me - class struggle and the need to move beyond capitalist ideas about private property is deathly serious - and you people showing up with your flags and you stupid assed-V's and your pictures of socialists youdon'tevenknowaresocialistsbecauseyou'veneverbotheredtoreadthem, and your STUPID poorly-crafted propaganda that only makeS sense if you have NO IDEA what you're talking About, and of course you don't and refuse to learn EVEN IF FOR NO OTHER REASON THAN TO BETTER ATTACK ANARCHISM AND SOCIALISM.

You shake. My Faith. In People. You Shake. My Faith. In Revolution. You Shake my belief in myself because I WONDER if through some funhouse mirror I am in a way like you.

And that scares the hell out of me. Plus I don't like yellow. It doen''t go with black - unless it's on a bee.

[Travis Retriever]

OK so I asked thisi guy where his abject hatred of anarcho-captalism stems from and he gavemethis lovely wall of text

>>Yellow doesn't go with black unless it's on a bee.
Screw you, OP! I think it goes awesome. :3

"All logical systems of thought are based on certain assumptions we accept as true without proof.  This includes science and mathematics. This makes science no different from religion in many ways.  I just wish religions were more logically organized.  I wish the same of modern science.  Too much that is called science today is pure dogma."--source: http://www.furaffinity.net/full/7809629/

Another from the same well: "if you can live up to your own moral standards completely, you have not set them high enough.  No pole vaulter worth his salt gets over the bar every time.  And to criticize someone for failing to live up to their own standard does them no favor and is no credit to you."
"To me, having two sexes makes no evolutionary sense.  It only makes sense if you believe that it reflects God's own nature."
"I could never be an atheist.  The mere thought of returning to non-existence is utterly unthinkable for me."

Really, most if not all of those quotes in that picture are fail quotes.

[ArtemisVale]

OK so I asked thisi guy where his abject hatred of anarcho-captalism stems from and he gavemethis lovely wall of text

AHHHHHH THE SKY IS FALLING THE SKY IS FALLING!!!

Honestly this guy needs to get over it and learn econ already :T

[BlameThe1st]

Um, how can you own slaves if you don't believe people should be your property? A "libertarian slaveowner" is as oxymoronic as a "communist banker."

[Travis Retriever]

Um, how can you own slaves if you don't believe people should be your property? A "libertarian slaveowner" is as oxymoronic as a "communist banker."

The Dixiecrats? Nawww, never heard of those.

[AnCap Dave]

The comment was originally from this thread on Facebook.

I know most people tend to block names and pictures out when they do this shit, but honestly if you're dumb enough to say something like this on such a public forum, you deserve to have your name exposed so you can be mocked and humiliated.

[Travis Retriever]

Dear hippies/naturalistic fallacy users etc,

Go frolic in a field of organic wheat grass away from us and spare us your self righteous noise.

Sincerely,

The rest of humanity.--me

[BlameThe1st]

Sweet Celestia! And feminists wonder why they're hated?

[Travis Retriever]

Sweet Celestia! And feminists wonder why they're hated?

And this is how we know they're the privileged ones not us.  Switch things around.  Let's replace the word "feminist" with "MRA."  While they don't get flak for it, I would bet my last dollar that we sure as fuck would!  Reminds me of the environmentalists who made this shitstain:

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Dear SJWs and other (liberal, but also conservative) psuedo-rebels--stop pretending you are fighting the status quo.  You ARE the status quo and have been for nearly a century now at least!

[R.E.H.W.R.]

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[MrBogosity]

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That's been happening for years. It started with the idea of timed debates and people wanting to Gish Gallop. It's basically turned into Auctioneer School.

Debates are NOT a good format for coming to conclusions or for giving information to an audience. They ARE a good format for people who want to win by lying and cheating. That's why creationists love them so much!

[tnu]

Anarchism is direct democracy. That is why it is good.

[Travis Retriever]

Anarchism is direct democracy. That is why it is good.

Said by an anarcho-communist, no doubt.