Fail Quotes

[dallen68]

You know, in all the years I've been hearing about how terrible being an employee at Walmart, McDonalds, and other large-chain type places is supposed to be - I've yet to find any evidence that they are anything other than places that hire workers at the skill level for those jobs.

Of course it's not going to be the highest paying job in the country. The job is: stand there, scan the item, collect the money, bag the purchase.

It's also amazing how often I read about the "lack of benefits"/ "non-living wage" . I have two relatives that work at Walmart, one is a cashier (She gets a little more than $10/hr, has insurance, has a retirement plan, has vacation, etc.) the other works in the distribution center (15/hr, all of the above). So, I don't get what all the bitching is about.

[Travis Retriever]

http://levite.deviantart.com/art/Can-t-Find-God-195833790

Okay in all fairness this was more funny to me than anything.

[Travis Retriever]

And not to be outdone:
http://catthylove.deviantart.com/art/Stamp-You-fucking-plebs-355335275
Note the description too.  It is just painful.

"Yeah, I just love it when people say that "feminism is sexism" or other stupid bullshit.

BUT BAAAAW!11 i'M N EQUALIZT!11 NUT A FEMINIST!11:
Feminism IS a form of equalism, you ignorant fuck. Without it, we wouldn't even BE where we are today.

BUT BAAAAW!11 I'M A GIRL AGANST FEMINAZISM!11:
...
WHOOP-DE-FUCKING-DO FOR YOU!

BUT BAAAAW!11 mEN NEED RIGHTS 2!11:
Men need rights? Feminists are fight for the rights of men AND women.

Don't fucking ask me questions about this. Everything I've learnt is from my own fucking research. Wanna know if it's sexism or not? Instead of questioning me, do your own fucking research, too."

Damnit, I wish I could drink alcohol. XD

[Travis Retriever]

Man, gotta love DA.  There's enough terribad fail to make another one of these threads and have it be even bigger.

[Lord T Hawkeye]

It's also amazing how often I read about the "lack of benefits"/ "non-living wage" . I have two relatives that work at Walmart, one is a cashier (She gets a little more than $10/hr, has insurance, has a retirement plan, has vacation, etc.) the other works in the distribution center (15/hr, all of the above). So, I don't get what all the bitching is about.

Childish greed is all it is.  I work a minimum wage job and produce a surplus every month.  It's called being financially responsible.  No amount of wage increases would ever help these folks because they'd just blow it all on junk they don't need anyway.

[dallen68]

Man, gotta love DA.  There's enough terribad fail to make another one of these threads and have it be even bigger.

Actually, that's not a bad idea. Start a thread called Deviant Art Fails. Then we can keep the fails that someone might actually run into... you know in some kinda media someone actually reads, from the fail you have to look under the rock (aka deviant art) to find. 

[tnu]

so to avoid might makes right and rule by the3 rich we need to give a small group of rich people a rig ht to use their might against others with impunity?

[Travis Retriever]

http://www.naturalnews.com/
I could post a single article, but let's be honest.  This whole site is one big fail quote.

[BlameThe1st]

http://witchwind.wordpress.com/2013/12/15/piv-is-always-rape-ok/

I want to say this is your typical feminist rambling about how "all men are rapists", but somehow, I'd think most feminists would read this and think it's bat guano insane.

I'm putting this in a spoiler since this content is somewhat NSFW, but for the most part, it's merely biological terms. In short, "all sex is rape!"

[spoiler]

If we look at the act in more detail (skip this parag if you can't take it), PIV is a man mounting on a woman to thrust a large member of himself into her most intimate parts, often forcing her to be entirely naked, banging himself against her with the whole weight of his body and hips, shaking her like he would stuff a corpse, then using her insides as a receptacle for his penile dejection. How is this a normal civilised, respectful way to treat anyone? Sorry for the explicit picture, but this is what it is and it's absolutely revolting and violating.

...The fact intercourse causes so many infections and tears and warts attests to the unnaturalness of intercourse, that it's not meant to be. The vagina's primary function isn't to be penetrated by a penis but to eject a baby for birth. They are two muscle tissues / sphincters pressed against each other to help the baby be pushed out. Penetration of the penis into the vagina is completely unnecessary for conception.

[/spoiler]

Sheesh! At least Catholics believe sex should at least be used for procreation. Feminists think all sex is bad!

[Travis Retriever]

>>Most veterans are anti-war.
Actions speak louder than words, OP.

[Travis Retriever]

Yeah, I call bullshit.  Single Mothers are raised up on freakin' pedastools in this culture, while single fathers are spat on.

[MrBogosity]

Yeah, I call bullshit.  Single Mothers are raised up on freakin' pedastools in this culture, while single fathers are spat on.

I can attest to this personally.

[BogosityForumUser]

I can attest to this personally.

Sadly, I think this is a race thing.  Single black mothers are sluts who sleep around; single black fathers are heroes who didn't run; single white mothers are hard workers doing their best in spite of long odds; single white fathers have some ulterior motive or neglect their kids due to work.

[nilecroc]

http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/jurisprudence/2013/06/salinas_v_texas_right_to_remain_silent_supreme_court_right_to_remain_silent.html

Anyone else wonder why people rely on the supreme court so much?

[MrBogosity]

http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/jurisprudence/2013/06/salinas_v_texas_right_to_remain_silent_supreme_court_right_to_remain_silent.html

Anyone else wonder why people rely on the supreme court so much?

Covered on the podcast: http://podcast.bogosity.tv/bogosity-podcast-for-24-june-2013/