Fail Quotes

Started by Travis Retriever, October 17, 2009, 03:00:20 PM

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"When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world—'No. You move.'"
-Captain America, Amazing Spider-Man 537

Quote from: T dog on December 15, 2013, 03:32:46 PM
http://www.cracked.com/article_19785_5-ways-modern-men-are-trained-to-hate-women.html
I haven't read this, but I suspect the fail is strong.

Well, the title itself is fail central, even if every word of the article that follows was true. (Which it isn't)

Introduction: Even if these comments were made, they were about a specific person in a specific situation; not "women".

Claim 5: "We were told that society owes us a hot girl" - Bullshit. If I've ever been told anything on the matter, it's the opposite of that.

Claim 4: "We're trained to see you as a decoration" - Again, Bullshit. Some people may see women as decoration, but it's not the majority, and there is no training involved.

Claim 3: "We think you're conspiring with our boners to ruin us" - This does happen, but no one thinks it's every woman in every situation.

Claim 2: " We think manhood has been stolen from us at some point" - Isn't worthy of a response. Bullshit.

Claim 1: "We feel powerless" - In some circumstances, everyone does at some point, but it doesn't make anyone "hate women". At most, it may make someone hate "that woman".

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its like when theist bring up "evidence" of creationism or against evolution really.
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People who bitch about free riders. If they aren't do anything to you, then stop fucking bitching about them.

December 16, 2013, 12:29:42 AM #4819 Last Edit: December 16, 2013, 12:34:39 AM by AnCapBrony
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Why do people always bitch about child labor in countries like China? What do they think the alternative is? These sane people support compulsory "education" where kids waste 18 yeas of their lives to learn mostly useless things the'll forget anyways, so it makes no god damn sense. Also, the video just isn't funny.

Just saw a video that claimed obesity is a disorder. Apparently you're suppose to  stay skinny when you eat a lot and sit on your ass all day.

Quote from: nilecroc on December 17, 2013, 05:07:20 PM
Just saw a video that claimed obesity is a disorder. Apparently you're suppose to  stay skinny when you eat a lot and sit on your ass all day.

oddly enough that's how it works for me for some reason.


Quote from: nilecroc on December 16, 2013, 10:29:26 AM
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Why do people always bitch about child labor in countries like China? What do they think the alternative is? These sane people support compulsory "education" where kids waste 18 yeas of their lives to learn mostly useless things the'll forget anyways, so it makes no god damn sense. Also, the video just isn't funny.

this is China...the alternative is not a shitty educational system, but starvation. work early, or starve. their call, not people in America....
Meh

December 18, 2013, 10:03:59 AM #4825 Last Edit: December 18, 2013, 02:28:35 PM by T dog
http://www.cracked.com/blog/4-valuable-lessons-you-only-learn-from-having-crappy-job/
"By Winston Rowntree"
Aka, the same pillock who made that article on the okcupid profile of the guy with a sword.  You know this is going to suck!
To give you a taste:  The title of #4 gets a big fat "No shit Sherlock!" from me.
"When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world—'No. You move.'"
-Captain America, Amazing Spider-Man 537

December 18, 2013, 10:52:50 AM #4826 Last Edit: December 18, 2013, 11:30:22 AM by T dog
http://kotaku.com/heres-what-youtube-has-to-say-to-angry-youtubers-1485168478?utm_campaign=Socialflow_Kotaku_Facebook&utm_source=Kotaku_Facebook&utm_medium=Socialflow
Yes, it's Kotaku.  But the fail isn't from them for once!  It's the screencap of YouTube/Google's response to the whole Content ID Matching and LP shitstorm going around.
"When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world—'No. You move.'"
-Captain America, Amazing Spider-Man 537

December 18, 2013, 12:02:57 PM #4827 Last Edit: December 18, 2013, 12:08:41 PM by nilecroc
Quote from: T dog on December 18, 2013, 10:52:50 AM
http://kotaku.com/heres-what-youtube-has-to-say-to-angry-youtubers-1485168478?utm_campaign=Socialflow_Kotaku_Facebook&utm_source=Kotaku_Facebook&utm_medium=Socialflow
Yes, it's Kotaku.  But the fail isn't from them for once!  It's the screencap of YouTube/Google's response to the whole Content ID Matching and LP shitstorm going around.
"ITT: Gamer entitlement at it's finest, people who don't understand how copyrights work and how they affect one of the most visible websites on the internet, bandwagon jumpers, and people who think they are "against the man". Which one are you?"
This jackass hasn't heard of fair use has he?

December 18, 2013, 12:13:35 PM #4828 Last Edit: December 18, 2013, 12:15:53 PM by T dog
Quote from: nilecroc on December 18, 2013, 12:02:57 PM
"ITT: Gamer entitlement at it's finest, people who don't understand how copyrights work and how they affect one of the most visible websites on the internet, bandwagon jumpers, and people who think they are "against the man". Which one are you?"
This jackass hasn't heard of fair use has he?
And to that, I point to my example in fav quotes of a guy who's video of his OWN GAME was taken down.
Also, I love how it's "being paid for your hard work" when it's a government monopoly, but "gamer entitlement" when it's being against the abuse of the latter.  Projection, much, OP?
"When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world—'No. You move.'"
-Captain America, Amazing Spider-Man 537

December 18, 2013, 12:25:32 PM #4829 Last Edit: December 18, 2013, 12:31:06 PM by nilecroc
Quote from: Ibrahim90 on December 17, 2013, 06:29:46 PM
this is China...the alternative is not a shitty educational system, but starvation. work early, or starve. their call, not people in America....
I'v actually had people tell me that though. It usually goes like this:"Kids need to know how ti read and right, therefore 1/5 of their lives should be wasted in school for 5 days a week 7+hrs a day to learn stuff they clearly have no interest in and teach little to no real world skills."