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There's no point in mincing words.  Arresting someone for having loliporn DRAWINGS is thought policing and until Vulcan mind melding has been perfected, thought policing will always be an utterly arbitrary and selective law.
I recently heard that the word heretic is derived from the greek work heriticos which means "able to choose"
The more you know...

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She's BAAAAAAACK.

November 24, 2013, 10:02:38 AM #4667 Last Edit: November 24, 2013, 10:34:42 AM by surhotchaperchlorome
Quote from: D on November 24, 2013, 07:31:32 AM
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She's BAAAAAAACK.
Ahhh! Why did you have to reference that Ox/Rat political CGI ad?  [voice = Jesse cox when annoyed]Yoouuu son of a bitch![/voice]

Quote from: Lord T Hawkeye on November 23, 2013, 11:20:19 PM
There's no point in mincing words.  Arresting someone for having loliporn DRAWINGS is thought policing and until Vulcan mind melding has been perfected, thought policing will always be an utterly arbitrary and selective law.
A few years ago I heard a statheist try to say that stuff like that *isn't* a thought crime because it involves stuff other than thought (e.g. drawing, masturbation etc) and it is therefore immoral.  And yes, he was/is an Obama supporter/liberal. 
"When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world—'No. You move.'"
-Captain America, Amazing Spider-Man 537

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Hey its time for some Iran Fail..I mean Facts

Quote from: Dukect45 on November 24, 2013, 12:18:28 PM
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Hey its time for some Iran Fail..I mean Facts

Oh brother.

I need to ask them a couple things.

1)How many Shia Terrorist/Insurgency organizations are there compared to Sunni?

Because from what I see the vase majority of the Insurgent groups that the US is fighting against are Sunni NOT SHIA

2) How many countries have Iran invaded so far?

From what I see hardly any.

3) Even If they do get a nuke, what the hell can they possibly do?

Israel has at least a 100 warhead, USA has about 5000. Iran will only have ONE.

4) How many suicide bombings have Iran committed?

From what I read only one so far. and that was against the israelis in Ukraine. Also very little to none of these suicide bombers are from Sudan a country that is also ran by fundamentalist muslims

This is also hypocrisy, if they think Iran is bad, they should take a look at Saudi Arabia. (At least women in Iran can drive)

They also seem to have forgotten that the overthrow of Mohammad Mossedegh in 53 and the propping of the Shah is a cause for the 1979 revolution

Quote from: Skm1091 on November 24, 2013, 01:46:41 PM
Oh brother.

I need to ask them a couple things.

1)How many Shia Terrorist/Insurgency organizations are there compared to Sunni?

Because from what I see the vase majority of the Insurgent groups that the US is fighting against are Sunni NOT SHIA

2) How many countries have Iran invaded so far?

From what I see hardly any.

3) Even If they do get a nuke, what the hell can they possibly do?

Israel has at least a 100 warhead, USA has about 5000. Iran will only have ONE.

4) How many suicide bombings have Iran committed?

From what I read only one so far. and that was against the israelis in Ukraine. Also very little to none of these suicide bombers are from Sudan a country that is also ran by fundamentalist muslims

This is also hypocrisy, if they think Iran is bad, they should take a look at Saudi Arabia. (At least women in Iran can drive)

They also seem to have forgotten that the overthrow of Mohammad Mossedegh in 53 and the propping of the Shah is a cause for the 1979 revolution
That and the US overthrew the Iranian gov in 195 something, which Is what sparked the 1978 embassy to begin with, I  think. People like this are best ignored, arguing with them is wasted time that you could be using to do something joyful like trying to watch doctor who 50th anniversary.

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Im a libertarian/anarchist, and some people may think thats a dirty word. Now libertarianism/anarchism means that you know the difference between sharing and stealing and wish to respect peoples' persons and property. If thats what it means, then im a libertarian/anarchist.
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The comments by ParahSallin! Trying to argue with them. Just...

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No Sovereign but God. No King but Jesus. No Princess but Celestia.

Quote from: BlameThe1st on November 25, 2013, 05:28:54 PM
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The comments by ParahSallin! Trying to argue with them. Just...

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"Corporate shills"
Yes, which must explain all the corporate money the libertarian party gets while the democrats and republicans get none.  Oh wait, it's the other way around. SO MUCH FOR THAT!
"When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world—'No. You move.'"
-Captain America, Amazing Spider-Man 537

Not sure if this was already posted on here, but...



No Sovereign but God. No King but Jesus. No Princess but Celestia.

Quote from: BlameThe1st on November 25, 2013, 07:11:29 PM
Not sure if this was already posted on here, but...
It hasn't been posted here, so you're good.
"When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world—'No. You move.'"
-Captain America, Amazing Spider-Man 537

Quote from: BlameThe1st on November 25, 2013, 07:11:29 PM
Not sure if this was already posted on here, but...



#1. How long will Paris stay rich when her mom is gone? My guess is not very long.

#2. maybe the debt thing was Tesla's fault! Maybe he should have watched his money issues better?
"The more laws and order are made prominent, the more thieves and robbers there will be."
Lao Tzu

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"Who cares that it's completely optional. YOU shouldn't be allowed to use it! If you suck at a Mario game, fuck you, you deserve to be a loser."

That's the entire video in a nutshell.

Quote from: R.E.H.W.R. on November 26, 2013, 12:02:20 AM
#1. How long will Paris stay rich when her mom is gone? My guess is not very long.

#2. maybe the debt thing was Tesla's fault! Maybe he should have watched his money issues better?

#1 I'm surprised Paris Hilton is worth so little, considering the huge size of the business empire she owns.  (I'm not saying it's a well run empire, of course.  I stayed in a Hilton near Disney in California once, and it was one of the worst hotels I've ever been in.  The interior decorator must have been insane, making all the hallways exactly identical and the rooms pale GREEN.)

#2 Tesla gave up his royalties from Westinghouse when Westinghouse was in severe financial trouble.  Had he not done so, he would have stayed wealthy for the rest of his life, but the company that had made use of his inventions (and thus routed Edison, a man he likely hated for how Edison had treated him and his work) might have gone down the tubes.  And you're right, he was fairly bad with money (and property), having arrived in the US with a few cents (after being robbed on the boat and nearly murdered in a mutiny), not getting Edison's promise to pay him the equivalent of about a million dollars in current money if he could improve the efficiency of the DC motors and dynamos Edison had (which he did, and was offered a $10 a week raise on his existing $18 a week), making such a bad deal with the investors in the first company he set up that they were able to take all the profits and fire him, and having lost one R&D lab to sheer neglect of business concerns (it being torn down and the contents liquidated to pay debts after he abandoned it), and at least one other one being destroyed by a never adequately explained fire (for which no conspiracy is needed, when you recall the kind of equipment he was wont to mess around with).  Tesla was the sort of brilliant and overly focused person who needs a keeper to make sure the bills get paid and that he sleeps and eats regularly.

Quote from: D on November 26, 2013, 08:17:02 AM
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"Who cares that it's completely optional. YOU shouldn't be allowed to use it! If you suck at a Mario game, fuck you, you deserve to be a loser."

That's the entire video in a nutshell.
In other words, the OP is an elitist prick.
"When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world—'No. You move.'"
-Captain America, Amazing Spider-Man 537