Fav quotes

[Lord T Hawkeye]

It's one more terrorist than the TSA has foiled.

[Goaticus]

One more reason why House was awesome. [yt]L0yXn9XA-5c[/yt]

[MrBogosity]

Seen in a lower-third on the 12/6/2012 edition of Stossel:

THIS IS A TEST. THIS IS ONLY A TEST. IF THIS HAD BEEN AN ACTUAL EMERGENCY, GOVERNMENT WOULD HAVE MESSED IT UP.

[R.E.H.W.R.]

[MrBogosity]

"Democracy? I want nothing to do with a system that operates on the premise that my rights don't exist simply because I am outnumbered." —R. Lee Wrights

[AnCap Dave]

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[AnCap Dave]

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[tnu]

I had a few jobs where after I went out of my way to show up, they actuality wanted me to work.
The nerve of some employers.

Ironically from the same individual from which I have attained most of  my Failquotes.

[Goaticus]

[Goaticus]

Suck it, Natural News.

[Ibrahim90]

well, I'm no fan of Star Wars, but this analogy is IMO didactic in nature.

[AnCap Dave]

[Ibrahim90]

it's in Arabic (from Syria), but I suspect it'll be loved here:

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translation:

[spoiler]"On This page at Twitter: Only In oppressive regimes do the protesters commit mass suicide"

"Only in Oppressive regimes are all speeches "Historic speeches"

"Only in Oppressive regimes does the closet/storage locker have uses that don't exist in other countries"

"Only in Oppressive regimes are half the people in Jail"

"Only in Oppressive regimes do television series complain about the conditions in the country, and then when there's a revolution, the actors go on television and say all is well"

"Only in Oppressive regimes does our neighbor leave for school in the morning, and return after 11 years"

"Only in Oppressive regimes does a child enter jail before he enters school"

"Only in Oppressive regimes do major CEO's commit suicide with six bullets to the head"

"Only in Oppressive regimes does one spend their military service in the service of the Officer's wife"

"Only in Oppressive regimes does a citizen aspire to be human"

"Only in Oppressive regimes is a Christian jailed for 12 years for belonging to the Muslim Brotherhood"[/spoiler]

[tnu]

The fact that I'm getting more Fav quotes then fail quotes recently makes me kind of optimistic.


In response to the following topic

22 Kids, 1 Adult Hurt in China School Knife Attack


The poster of the topic had this to say.

We need better knife control laws.

[AnCap Dave]

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He does forget about the Fort Hood shooting that happened a couple years ago, but the point still stands.