Fail Quotes

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Well, this time Claire's failing not because she just being stupid, but because she's knowingly using an outright fraud as a reference, Rachel Maddow.

When confronted with the evidence that Rachel Maddow is a fraud who just makes things up from nothing for the apparent purpose of supporting the people who waste the most money and start the most wars, she insists that the census data somehow supports her claims because somehow, magically, things like education, experience, and hours worked are somehow not relevant to expected earnings.

[AnCap Dave]

Oh this is just delicious. If you have a facebook account, Judge Napolitano posted this on Facebook.

The comments are where the fail comes in. This one in particular is just hilarious:

Voting for him is a vote for Obama and against the very liberty you profess to champion, don't you realize? Please, do not succumb to the tempation to make such a "statement"; as it proclaims nothing but selfishness.

[FSBlueApocalypse]

Interesting he posted that. He did an interview with reason about 2 weeks ago where he said he was on the fence between Johnson and Romney, hopefully he'll be vocal about supporting Johnson in the future.

[AnCap Dave]

Interesting he posted that. He did an interview with reason about 2 weeks ago where he said he was on the fence between Johnson and Romney, hopefully he'll be vocal about supporting Johnson in the future.

Better than him supporting Romney, that is for certain.

That being said, those comments provide some serious comedy gold.

[MrBogosity]

I'm just hoping that, after the convention is over and Ron Paul's campaign is officially over, Paul endorses Johnson to get his followers over to the pro-liberty candidate. He's already said there's no way he'll endorse Romney.

[Goaticus]

I'm just hoping that, after the convention is over and Ron Paul's campaign is officially over, Paul endorses Johnson to get his followers over to the pro-liberty candidate. He's already said there's no way he'll endorse Romney.

I'm hoping that the people who claim that working with the Republican Party is the only way to advance Liberty realize that Ron Paul just proved that doesn't work. This includes giving the Republicans a much needed win in 2010 after dismal failure in two election cycles.

[AnCap Dave]

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What a sniveling weasel Paul Ryan is.

[MrBogosity]

And hawanja's back with more fail:

And now hawanja's deleted every single one of my comments. He CLAIMS he did this to teach me "that it's wrong and unfair to assume human rights extend from property rights." But all he really did is prove he's a coward with no response to my arguments. The sad part is, he probably feels good about himself. This is how statism poisons the mind worse than religion does!

[AnCap Dave]

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"...and go back to deregulation, that is what got us in trouble in the first place."

Yeeeah okay. Tell us how Bush was in favor of deregulation again?

[FSBlueApocalypse]

/it's ok as long as your only a little drunk and live right down the street.

Seriously though we need to make DUI laws stronger in this country. No one gives a shit about the current ones obviously.

Right, because as of right now a 1st DUI in this country already nets you a massive fine, makes you lose your license, probably means you're going to lose your job, and makes you practically uninsurable if you're a guy under 30. But hell let's throw some jail time in there.

[MrBogosity]

"...and go back to deregulation, that is what got us in trouble in the first place."

Yeeeah okay. Tell us how Bush was in favor of deregulation again?

Here's the graph they don't want you to show people:

From: http://politicsandprosperity.wordpress.com/2012/02/17/lay-my-regulatory-burden-down/

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This comments starts off well enough, but his example of an "ideal" candidate plunges it into fail territory

I so desperately want to vote Republican but for the GOP that existed 30 year ago before it got hijacked by the conservative christian, racist, lunatic fringe. I am a fiscal conservative and social moderate who believes in personal responsibility, denies the culture of victim-hood, but the GOP of today gives me absolutely no place to be. The American Taliban masquerading as the TEA party needs to have their own party rather than moving the GOP so far to the right as to be un-electable on a national stage. Give me a pragmatic truly old school Nixon Republican who does not bow down to the so called Neocons who sadly make up the GOP base and I'd vote for him / her. Until then, Obama is my choice.

[AnCap Dave]

Warning: What you are about to read contains douchebaggery at extreme levels. We're not just dealing with basic bogons here people.

This.

Yea that is horrible... if it all happened exactly that way the kids parents described it (I'm sure they have no motive other than their child's emotional well-being). This is stupid. What else is new? Kids play like this all the time, only not all of them have parents who have access to evidence capable of winning a very big lawsuit (which I I dare anyone to bet me isn't what they're going after).

Any teacher should indeed get fired for letting his or her students "horseplay" like that. God to think of the liability if any accident at all happened. They were on an elevated stage for Christ's sake. I honestly can't believe that, especially to allow them to whip out their cell phones? I remember when I was in high-school and cell phones were taken up if a teacher even knew you had brought it to school.

I also want to say I am a huge advocator of putting a stop to bullying in school. For the majority of my childhood I was bullied because I wore glasses, was skinny, didn't wear baggy clothes like all the other kids and didn't cuss or do bad things. I was completely alone growing up. My kid-brother is going through that right now actually, albeit for different reasons, and as someone who's attending college to be a high-school level educator, I honestly can't think of anything worse that making fun of someone let alone bullying them. Thinking about it really tears me up.

But to be honest, unless we were actually there, there's no telling the real side of the story. That kid was obviously wrestling back, and unless he is mentally handicapped, he would have been more than capable of crying, saying stop, or even acting like he was being bothered. Hell even if he is the type of kid to not cry at first and just fight back, if he was genuinely angry, the teacher should have been able to catch it. My point isn't to let kids wrestle in your classroom, because I think that is incredibly stupid, but kids exaggerate and say whatever to get what they want. He seemed to be having fun to me too, and definitely didn't act like he was in pain physically or emotionally. The only thing I could see from the video that looked like it went overboard (not for a classroom, but for kids playing around in general) was what looked to be writing on his feet? I mean what the hell was that?

But for a thirteen year-old kid to say he wanted to kill himself over one incident like this? Obviously there's some other under-lying things going on here, one of which could be better and more loving parents. Hell if at school was the only place I was getting picked on, I think I would be saying "I want to be home-schooled!" rather than "I want to kill myself!" Food for thought.

Whether he was there for 1 day or 18 years makes no difference. He should have been fired and if the parents wanted to, they should have pressed criminal charges.

Don't put words in people's mouths. Lol Dikicud didn't say "well if he  had only been there a year or so I understand, but to be there 18 years? He should have been fired."

Tenure is a real bitch. This is one of the major complaints I have with teacher's unions. They have such iron clad contracts that unless it is blatant murder, you have to jump through all kinds of hoops to fire someone.

There's a flip side. For teachers, tenure is also a real bitch to get  now a days. In fact, what most schools are doing now is transferring  new teachers or laying them off before the seven or so years so they  can't even get it. Being a teacher is one of the most unappreciated and  under-payed jobs out there, partly because of idiotic teachers like this  one.

His post was a response to the story about the kid bullied by his class and teacher.

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And here's Dusty with some fail of his own.

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Why do morons like this hate people? I've never understood this line of thought.

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Why do morons like this hate people? I've never understood this line of thought.

You're making an unwarranted assumption.  Who claimed he THOUGHT about this?