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August 01, 2012, 10:07:25 PM #2070
Quote from: MrBogosity on August 01, 2012, 08:11:22 PM
Hard to do when he won't leave me the fuck alone.

Well as I pointed out to him, he's in no position to cry about it since he's all too ready to hurl baseless accusations like anyone who doesn't support the NHS hates the poor.
I recently heard that the word heretic is derived from the greek work heriticos which means "able to choose"
The more you know...
August 01, 2012, 11:30:36 PM #2071
From the following video's comment section: [yt]1n1TJnSJTYg[/yt]

Every single comment left by FSAthe1st.
How many years has he been harassing Shane?  As I told him in the comments, he really needs to get a life.
"When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world—'No. You move.'"
-Captain America, Amazing Spider-Man 537
August 02, 2012, 04:48:30 PM #2072 Last Edit: August 02, 2012, 04:51:06 PM by surhotchaperchlorome
It sucks having Obamaton parents.

My mom in response to hearing an anti-Obama, pro Romney ad playing during the Olympics:
"Obama has been awesome.  He's fixed/been fixing healthcare which has been eating up, devasting the middle class!
As for economic issues?  ALL countries have been having that problem, so don't tell me it's Obama's fault."

With dad nodding along and giving his two cents.

Then something about an ad from Romney in 2002 (lolwut?)

I wonder if they're aware that "Obamacare" is just Romneycare--the nationalized version and so on.
Or that, policy wise, Obama and Romney are identical.  I don't care what he says in his ads, I judge him on what he does.
"When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world—'No. You move.'"
-Captain America, Amazing Spider-Man 537
August 02, 2012, 05:04:53 PM #2073
And speaking of epic fail:

"American's want their cake and eat it too. Citizens fight for their right to own a large weapons cache in their homes, but complain that the police have effective weapons. If police use tasers, they are in the wrong. If they use guns, they are in the wrong. If they use a helicopter, they are in the wrong. And when they fail to protect people because they've been too limited in their authority, people complain. How sad." --InvisiMan2006 in the comments of this video:

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"When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world—'No. You move.'"
-Captain America, Amazing Spider-Man 537
August 02, 2012, 09:34:47 PM #2074
Quote from: surhotchaperchlorome on August 02, 2012, 05:04:53 PM
And speaking of epic fail:

"American's want their cake and eat it too. Citizens fight for their right to own a large weapons cache in their homes, but complain that the police have effective weapons. If police use tasers, they are in the wrong. If they use guns, they are in the wrong. If they use a helicopter, they are in the wrong. And when they fail to protect people because they've been too limited in their authority, people complain. How sad." --InvisiMan2006 in the comments of this video:

[yt]m1PTcLhtTZw[/yt]

Notice the goal post shift from people owning to cops using.
August 02, 2012, 10:52:46 PM #2075
Quote from: Goaticus on August 02, 2012, 09:34:47 PM
Notice the goal post shift from people owning to cops using.

Don't forget that police armories are one of the principle sources of illegally circulating firearms in the US.  Giving the police military-type guns will only make them more available to criminals.  (They already are, of course, since military armories are the source of similar numbers of guns in the hands of criminals, but putting them in more leaky storage areas won't help matters.)
August 03, 2012, 03:49:36 PM #2076
This douchebag

QuoteRacism? I didn't see anything in that article about anyone being of a specific color or race. A 12 year old getting tased is not that dramatic guys. I've seen it plenty of times, now I just find it hilarious
August 04, 2012, 08:21:09 AM #2077
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Holy shit...the video description says it all: "In this post 9/11 world we live in, we must ask...have the policies of President Obama made us safer from terrorist attacks? His administration is shrinking our military, dismantling our intelligence sector, all but abandoned Israel.

Does this administration's policies make you feel secure?"

As Morrakiu stated (not a fail):  "He never closed Guantanamo, you rethuglican sacks of shit. Obama is just as horrible as republicans."
"When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world—'No. You move.'"
-Captain America, Amazing Spider-Man 537
August 04, 2012, 08:24:45 AM #2078
And from the comments of the above video: "Bush(Republican got all the info necessary from WATER BOARDING to track OBL down so are SEALS could kill him. OLIAR just said YES after he SAID NO TWICE BEFORE, duhhhh"
"When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world—'No. You move.'"
-Captain America, Amazing Spider-Man 537
August 04, 2012, 09:10:05 AM #2079
Quote from: surhotchaperchlorome on August 04, 2012, 08:21:09 AMHoly shit...the video description says it all: "In this post 9/11 world we live in, we must ask...have the policies of President Obama made us safer from terrorist attacks? His administration is shrinking our military, dismantling our intelligence sector, all but abandoned Israel.

Yeah, right, he "shrank" our military from $730 billion to $903 billion!
August 04, 2012, 10:05:56 AM #2080
Njanovic PM's me with more of his vids, says don't respond to the PM, it will be deleted and if I don't respond, he'll consider it an act of cowardice on my part.

Arrogant little shit...nobody makes demands of me.
I recently heard that the word heretic is derived from the greek work heriticos which means "able to choose"
The more you know...
August 04, 2012, 10:12:23 AM #2081
Quote from: Lord T Hawkeye on August 04, 2012, 10:05:56 AM
Njanovic PM's me with more of his vids, says don't respond to the PM, it will be deleted and if I don't respond, he'll consider it an act of cowardice on my part.

Arrogant little shit...nobody makes demands of me.

especially two faced borderline contradictory ones.
"When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world—'No. You move.'"
-Captain America, Amazing Spider-Man 537
August 04, 2012, 10:00:33 PM #2082
I think this photo needs no explanation


August 04, 2012, 11:48:35 PM #2083 Last Edit: August 05, 2012, 04:14:41 PM by surhotchaperchlorome
Quote from: FSBlueApocalypse on August 04, 2012, 10:00:33 PM
I think this photo needs no explanation




Holy facking shizznit!

That is like...epic mega fail there.  It's like listening to a YEC/Fundamentalist Christian go on about how, "rainbows, puppy dog smiles, the sun...etc. etc etc...were ALL created by God!  It is ALL evidence that He exists!"
"When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world—'No. You move.'"
-Captain America, Amazing Spider-Man 537
August 04, 2012, 11:53:03 PM #2084
IKR? I mean, trade agreements? As if people wouldn't trade without two big mobs with guns saying "Yeah we allow it"?
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