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Started by Lord T Hawkeye, September 19, 2009, 01:02:11 AM

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Made this in a fit of frustration. I HATE being inundated by Twilight, more so than most mindless pap, because of the lost opportunity it represents: with centuries of vampire mythos to draw on, not to mention decades of immortality in science fiction, plus a built-in internal struggle, having it all end up being a second-rate love story just gets to me.



"When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world—'No. You move.'"
-Captain America, Amazing Spider-Man 537

This is old, but still:
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John Stossel, why are you such a glorious motherfucker?

Well, since me and D are talking about diet/exercise related stuff on AIM, I figured I'd go ahead and post 3 fav quote bits on the subject from Cracked.com

1. (#1 on this list)  http://www.cracked.com/article_19296_6-lies-about-human-body-you-learned-in-kindergarten_p2.html
2. (#'s 4 and 3 on this list): http://www.cracked.com/article_18611_the-10-most-important-things-they-didnt-teach-you-in-school_p2.html
3.  This picture:  http://www.cracked.com/funny-4180-diet-products/

After reading #1, I thought to myself, "Well, shit! That's just the law of conservation of energy--a basic scientific fact--in action.  I'm an engineer and a physics person.  That makes perfect sense to me!"
"When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world—'No. You move.'"
-Captain America, Amazing Spider-Man 537

June 07, 2012, 04:22:41 PM #1700 Last Edit: June 07, 2012, 07:50:57 PM by surhotchaperchlorome
And it looks like I won't be buying Nintendo's next console either. *sigh*
http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-ways-we-know-nintendo-has-lost-its-mind/
"When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world—'No. You move.'"
-Captain America, Amazing Spider-Man 537

June 07, 2012, 04:44:18 PM #1701 Last Edit: June 07, 2012, 04:50:05 PM by surhotchaperchlorome
http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-reasons-you-should-never-take-advice-from-celebrities/
Given that I have seen LTH shamelessly rip off/spout the title of item #5 on this list without attribution (and because I read the entire article), I know this one's good. :)
"When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world—'No. You move.'"
-Captain America, Amazing Spider-Man 537

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"When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world—'No. You move.'"
-Captain America, Amazing Spider-Man 537

"Whenever anyone tells me that government workers are fighting against 'the man' I die a little on the inside.
The establishment can't fight the establishment because THEY ARE ALREADY THE FUCKING ESTABLISHMENT YOU FUCKING MORONS!" --D, in an AIM post to me.
"When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world—'No. You move.'"
-Captain America, Amazing Spider-Man 537

Quote from: surhotchaperchlorome on June 07, 2012, 05:42:00 PM
"Whenever anyone tells me that government workers are fighting against 'the man' I die a little on the inside.
The establishment can't fight the establishment because THEY ARE ALREADY THE FUCKING ESTABLISHMENT YOU FUCKING MORONS!" --D, in an AIM post to me.

Even someone like myself can dish out a good one every once in a while.

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More win from our own Lord T Hawkeye! :)
"When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world—'No. You move.'"
-Captain America, Amazing Spider-Man 537

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Best part?  This is the official dub.  Words cannot explain express the win.
"When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world—'No. You move.'"
-Captain America, Amazing Spider-Man 537

Quote from: surhotchaperchlorome on June 09, 2012, 12:19:47 PM
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Best part?  This is the official dub.  Words cannot explain express the win.

Cromartie High School is glorious.

Quote from: D on June 09, 2012, 12:27:22 PMCromartie High School is glorious.

Indeed.  In fact, it was seeing your new userpic and signature that got me to look for the video.
After I watched, then faved it, I posted it here.
"When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world—'No. You move.'"
-Captain America, Amazing Spider-Man 537