Fail Quotes

[Gumba Masta]

I think the problem with this ban is that it shows how use-, and in the end, powerless it is.
It wont cause people to live more healthier because people will buy just as much, or more since you think you're buying less, in smaller doses, or those handy 2.5l bottles of Faygo, which by the way is an alien invention. The Faygo, not the 2.5l bottles.

[MrBogosity]

Because it's always proper to compare a minimum with an average...

[evensgrey]

Because it's always proper to compare a minimum with an average...

The average rent on WHAT, exactly?  That looks like the rent on a HOUSE, at least where I live.  You can get a rather nice apartment in Ottawa for rather less than that.  I pay MUCH less than that, but the downside is I live about 30 minutes from the edge of the city itself.

[Lord T Hawkeye]

Because it's always proper to compare a minimum with an average...

Has this person NEVER heard of roommates?  If you're trying to live in a house by yourself on minimum wage, you are doing something wrong.

[AnCap Dave]

This guy

This is my ideals about hell:

After living my short 20 years on Earth, I've seen murder, Rape, Wars, Children Beaten with no remorse, Family members die, Taliban Be-headings, animal cruelty, etc... After seeing such things, you get this rage. Rage that some of these people WILL get away with these crimes. I'm not talking about petty drug smuggling or prostitution. Im talking about, crimes against all creations. With me knowing this, I have to believe there is a hell. I pray(Don't know to whom) that these people burn! Not just burn, but feel complete anguish forever. When someone makes these crimes, rotting in prison is too kind. In my mind, it doesn't matter if you believe in God or Jesus or Hell or Allah or whoever your religion wants you to believe, there is a place after this world. I refuse to believe that my life is meaningless. Yeah, I could create the next greatest thing. But what does it mean? It means nothing if there isn't anything after this. I met too many people, loved too much, lost too many to only mean absolute nothing. There is nothing ANYONE can tell me that will make me change my mind. NOTHING. I don't have a set religion that I believe in(I think its all nonsense) but I do believe in the after life.

I'm going to end this off with this: I recently watched a short interview with Steve Harvey. He said(Rough translation) if you don't believe in the afterlife or have a religious backing, you have no values. What he meant by this was, if you discredit all religion or chance there is an afterlife, what keeps you from doing wrong. Think about it. Religion makes cheating on spouse wrong. Religion makes killing evil. Without these values, what ethical backing do you have? Don't say, "I don't need religion to know killing is wrong. I know it's wrong." Then I'll say,"Why is it wrong. If there isn't anything after this. If all this means absolutely nothing at the end, why does killing/stealing/raping mean ANYTHING?" Seriously, think about it.

This argument needs to be taken out back and shot Old Yeller style.

[MrBogosity]

Everything said by Satyr1966 here: http://www.youtube.com/all_comments?v=pBavo8IIVCM

[AnCap Dave]

This guy's attempt at sarcasm

Cause we all know that school boards are the TRUE bastions of power in America!

Damn those unions & their oppression of the American people!

[MrBogosity]

Yeah, poor teacher's union, lost all their power and left with nothing...except their ability to stuff the school board with their members...

[AnCap Dave]

Yeah, poor teacher's union, lost all their power and left with nothing...except their ability to stuff the school board with their members...

That's what he's being sarcastic about. Apparently he thinks school boards have no real power.

[MrBogosity]

That's what he's being sarcastic about. Apparently he thinks school boards have no real power.

Ah, violating my copyrights again? Tsk, tsk...

If school boards have no real power, then what's the big deal about whether or not teachers can collectively bargain with them?

[AnCap Dave]

Ah, violating my copyrights again? Tsk, tsk...

If school boards have no real power, then what's the big deal about whether or not teachers can collectively bargain with them?

What can I say, I'm a fact pirate. I steal facts and use them for my own purposes.

[MrBogosity]

What can I say, I'm a fact pirate. I steal facts and use them for my own purposes.

Geez, where would humanity be if EVERYONE did that?

[evensgrey]

Geez, where would humanity be if EVERYONE did that?

With colonies about 50 lys out, I think.

[AnCap Dave]

What the hell Ryan? What the hell?

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White people want to have stupid amounts of empathy, want to listen to teacher, university and experts, fine. The world is hard, you want to be stupid and NOT RACIST, not vote for the BNP because they're RACIST, fall for the latest intellectual fad and decontextualized history and ethnomasocism. Fine. I'm going to stop caring. It's an impossible task on my part. Be like south africa. Be like detroit and baltimore. Have fun. It's what you wanted. You'll figure it out when it's long past too late.

Have car, house, boat and whatever other baubles you want to waste yourself on. Focus on being NOT RACIST to advance your forgettable career.

If I can't control it, I'm not going to care about it. You want to be empathetic, fine. I'll laugh when the bears eat you.

[MrBogosity]

Funny, I've never had to "focus on being NOT RACIST." I just judge people based on their individual merits. Nothing else makes any sense to me.