Fail Quotes

[Goaticus]

If you really want to train a human like an animal it has to be immediate. I don't agree with this idiot on beating kids, but even if I did you have to do it right then or not at all.

While you can't reason with a screaming child it is really easy to distract one.

[Travis Retriever]

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Isn't he just the cutest thing ever?  He honestly believes he can think.

[Ibrahim90]

Isn't he just the cutest thing ever?  He honestly believes he can think.

I know, it thinks it's people....

frankly, such make great pets...

(yes, I know, it's dehumanizing. but hey, these hardcore liberals don't seem to do what humans normally do (learn from past attempts), so fuck it).

[VectorM]

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Isn't he just the cutest thing ever?  He honestly believes he can think.

"Liberals look towards results"

You have got to be kidding me. You simply CAN''T be THAT ignorant. I seriously think you need to have some sort of mental illness to be that delusional.

[Virgil0211]

"Liberal look towards results"

You have got to be kidding me. You simply CAN''T be THAT ignorant. I seriously think you need to have some sort of mental illness to be that delusional.

I'm reminded of a quote I heard from somewhere, but I can't remember where.

"You just CANNOT be THAT brainless."

[Ibrahim90]

I'm reminded of a quote I heard from somewhere, but I can't remember where.

"You just CANNOT be THAT brainless."

I'm increasingly convinced that that statement is just impossible. there is simply put, no limit on brainlessness.

[AnCap Dave]

[Lord T Hawkeye]

I'm reminded of a quote I heard from somewhere, but I can't remember where.

"You just CANNOT be THAT brainless."

The one I like is "Either you're playing dumb or it's not an act"

[Goaticus]

Much as it pains me to say this after watching a UFC with him.

"In case you didn't hear, JP Morgan just lost 2 billion dollars in investments in the last 6 weeks. Libertarians, this is why people laugh at you. Self regulation does not work. Period. It's like asking OJ to be the judge at his own trail. The entire concept is absurd."

Dusty Smith

[Goaticus]

Rand Paul on Barack Obama's views on gay marriage" "didn't think his views on marriage could get any gayer."

The sad thing is if I had been living in Kentucky I might have been tempted to vote for him in 2010. Kind of glad I dodged that bullet.

[Travis Retriever]

Much as it pains me to say this after watching a UFC with him.

"In case you didn't hear, JP Morgan just lost 2 billion dollars in investments in the last 6 weeks. Libertarians, this is why people laugh at you. Self regulation does not work. Period. It's like asking OJ to be the judge at his own trail. The entire concept is absurd."

Dusty Smith

Christ, I wouldn't even know where to begin.

[AnCap Dave]

Rand Paul on Barack Obama's views on gay marriage" "didn't think his views on marriage could get any gayer."

The sad thing is if I had been living in Kentucky I might have been tempted to vote for him in 2010. Kind of glad I dodged that bullet.

Is he being serious here? I already thought he was an idiot after Shane talked about that podcast interview he did on an episode of his podcast, but holy shit that is just straight up douchebaggery.

[Goaticus]

Is he being serious here? I already thought he was an idiot after Shane talked about that podcast interview he did on an episode of his podcast, but holy shit that is just straight up douchebaggery.

He could have meant it as a joke, but that is still pretty douchey. I'm guessing he wants to put some distance between himself, his father and Gary Johnson for when Ron doesn't endorse Mitt. I'm sure more context is coming and it's getting reported as an attention grabber, but that is still pretty weak.

[AnCap Dave]

He could have meant it as a joke, but that is still pretty douchey. I'm guessing he wants to put some distance between himself, his father and Gary Johnson for when Ron doesn't endorse Mitt. I'm sure more context is coming and it's getting reported as an attention grabber, but that is still pretty weak.

And this is why I hate the party system. It brings people who generally should know better down to a level they normally wouldn't be caught in just to make nice with their party. Fuck party politics.

[Goaticus]

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More fail from Rand. In reaction to what Obama said,  ""He said the biblical golden rule caused him to be for gay marriage," Paul said. "I'm like what version of the Bible is he reading?""

Besides being stupid a principal from a book can be adhered to without adhering to all of it. I like some Nietszche quotes without trying to adhere to thus spoke Zarathustra every second of my waking life.

"Six thousand years of tradition" combined with "anthropological" evidence shows "there's stability in the family unit," 

That would be relevant if they were talking about ending marriage. Also it is not true. The American Nuclear Family is a pretty recent invention. I'm sure he wouldn't be thrilled if Ron was his Paterfamilias who could sell him into slavery or put him to death until one of his older brothers took over.

"The family is really important and we shouldn't just give up on it,"

Same response. Do as Harry Browne suggested, if you want to protect your family be kind to your spouse.

"I think we're in a spiritual crisis as a country,"

How about solve the fiscal crisis.

"nd I think you're going to need leaders beyond your political leaders."

I don't have political leaders, elected politicians are glorified mail men to me. Actually my mail man has never accidentally delivered my childrens future to a favored industry.