Fail Quotes

[Travis Retriever]

https://blip.tv/nogreaterjoyministries/how-to-put-johnny-down-to-sleep-5898185

Two samples from the same person:

"Select your instrument according to the child's size. For the under 1 year old, a little, 10- to 12-inch-long willowy branch (striped [sic] of any knots that might break the skin) about one-eighth inch in diameter is sufficient."
Yes.  He's referring to selecting something to beat an infant with.

"I am sorry the psychologists and secular child advocates don't get it, but then if all parents practiced child training as I have suggested, there wouldn't be any need for abnormal psychologists or child protection agencies. A lot of people would move on to more practical kinds of work, and there wouldn't be any more crime or war."
Which must be why there were no wars or crime in the days before people have lessened up on beating their children.  Oh wait...

[AnCap Dave]

"Evolution is not a theory. It is an ideology. A true scientific theory requires the statement of what you would require to falsify your theory. Evolution presents enough evidence that I believe it occurs but yeah the science is lacking on the theory end." - A jackass on the other forum I go to.

[MrBogosity]

Remember: fossil bunnies in the Cambrian. Shuts 'em up every time.

[Gumba Masta]

Sounds like the title of a horror movie flick from the 50s.

[Ibrahim90]

Sounds like the title of a horror movie flick from the 50s.

actually, they did make a movie about that...

[Gumba Masta]

Ah, Night of the Lepus. Wonderful classic.
Never saw it myself, but I^m sure it's wonderfull.

[Ibrahim90]

the frothy mix has struck again!

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now I'm no fan of Obama, but this is just messed up.

[Ibrahim90]

everything Dudeamis said on this video:

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[MrBogosity]

everything Dudeamis said on this video:

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And the failest of the fail: "People are huddled in dilapidated houses because they're poor, not because of the war on drugs."

[AnCap Dave]

Warning: Heavy amounts of bullshit ahead. Safety goggles may or may not be required.

Libertarians talk about self ownership, however living in a free society is not actually free, it comes with obligations, moral and necessary obligations. To maintain our free society we expect to be secure. We expect to have access to roads, education, water and other services that can only be supported and distributed on a communal basis.

Bill Gates (or anyone else) did not shit out his wealth, he accumulated his enormous wealth by having access to the "market" and it is the society that constitutes this "market". Thus are these billions of dollars earned by Gates the direct result of being a member of our society and as such there is an obligation for anyone benefiting from these gains to proportionally support the services that help make them possible. In other words: The money Bill Gates owns is not the result of his work just like the pyramid was not the work of the Pharaoh therefore taxing Gates can not be considered as theft.

In a capitalistic society, who benefits more from the free society with an educated and healthy population? Everyone, the wealthy by having access to a skilled workforce and of course so do those who work for the entrepreneur. Both benefit each other, so why wouldn't the wealthy want to pay their share of taxes? This limitation (tax laws) is of course something which society is free to decide upon since they own the market.

Another crucial notation is that most democratic constitutions agree that all power should emanate from the people.
In our capitalist societies money equals power. Allowing money to be accumulated in private (corporate) hands on a big scale means to hand over power to a private person. Therefore it should be the duty of any democratic society to introduce rules limiting the amount of money (power) a private person (corporation) may command. Too much power (money) in the hands of private people destroys democracy. That is also why we don't have monopolies.

[Goaticus]

I love stupid people.

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[AnCap Dave]

Oh, this one is good. And by good, I mean absolutely horrible.

"A right in a democratic society is a common agreement among the people." - The same guy who posted that wall of fail I posted previously

So apparently if 5 guys and a woman are stranded on an island and the five men vote to gang rape the woman, then that is their right.

[Ibrahim90]

Warning: Heavy amounts of bullshit ahead. Safety goggles may or may not be required.

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srsly, it is like a lovechild of Obama and Santorum saying this..

People are huddled in dilapidated houses because they're poor, not because of the war on drugs.

of course, why are they poor? could it be because having all sorts of shit being "regulated", to the benefit of the big businesses (especially drugs), they cannot get out of the spiral of poverty?

it's like this guy can't put 2 and  2 together: I'm shocked he know how to wake up or maneuver his fingers to type!

srsly Shane, I feel sorry that you ever have to sit through even a single one of these people.

[AnCap Dave]

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[Ibrahim90]

http://usnews.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/04/09/11102214-racial-slur-on-mich-road-sign-targets-trayvon-martin?lite

some people are just sick.