Zombie plan

[Virgil0211]

I don't know about anybody else here, but something my friends and I liked doing when we had nothing else to do was come up with fictional "zombie plans" and try to figure out which one would be the most effective. Well...

http://search.japantimes.co.jp/cgi-bin/nn20091202a6.html

So, anybody have a good zombie plan?

[AHPMB]

It really depends on which zombies we're talking about.  Is it the slow shambling risen from the dead George Romero zombie?  The quick and rabid 28 Days Later zombies?  Mind Controlled Zombies ala Cell, Head Crab Zombies?

[MrBogosity]

Or mutant zombie hamsters infected with HIV-1? It MATTERS, people!

[Virgil0211]

It really depends on which zombies we're talking about.  Is it the slow shambling risen from the dead George Romero zombie?  The quick and rabid 28 Days Later zombies?  Mind Controlled Zombies ala Cell, Head Crab Zombies?

Any and all contingency plans based on said scenarios are welcome. =P

[AHPMB]

Well I for one would love to see Shane's contingency plan for the AIDS Hamsters.

[Travis Retriever]

Or mutant zombie hamsters infected with HIV-1? It MATTERS, people!

Or mutated zombies that are on fire.
What? Fire bad...

[MrBogosity]

The thing I keep wondering is, if you have sex with a zombie, is it technically necrophilia?

[Travis Retriever]

The thing I keep wondering is, if you have sex with a zombie, is it technically necrophilia?

Good question.

So Virgil, what has gotten zombies on your mind all of a sudden?

[Gumba Masta]

The thing I keep wondering is, if you have sex with a zombie, is it technically necrophilia?

Not if the zombie makes the first move.