Fail Quotes

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December 12, 2013, 11:31:04 PM #4800 Last Edit: December 12, 2013, 11:33:56 PM by Skm1091
Quote from: BlameThe1st on December 12, 2013, 11:11:38 PM
I know most of you are atheists, but you all have to admit the fail here:



Oh yes, let's ignore the myriad of other geographical, demographical, political, social, and economic factors. Clearly what differentiates these two sets of countries is one thing and one thing only: people praying!

Why do I get the feeling that these same people would easily set this up as being capitalism vs. socialism. “Derp! Clearly socialism is better because boobies!?

Some parts of the middle east used to be pretty progressive in terms of social freedoms. Iran pre 1979, Egypt was also pretty progressive during 60s and 70s.

There is also Lebanon.

December 12, 2013, 11:35:51 PM #4801 Last Edit: December 12, 2013, 11:40:32 PM by T dog
Quote from: Skm1091 on December 12, 2013, 11:22:12 PM
The pattern on the ladies bikinis is the flag of sweden.



See the resemblance?

/Sigh
I suppose I walked right into that one, huh?
"When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world—'No. You move.'"
-Captain America, Amazing Spider-Man 537

Quote from: BlameThe1st on December 12, 2013, 11:11:38 PM
Oh yes, let's ignore the myriad of other geographical, demographical, political, social, and economic factors. Clearly what differentiates these two sets of countries is one thing and one thing only: people praying!

Not to mention the fact that at least some of those "most religious places in the world"—Iran, for example—would be modern industrialized societies if it weren't for US and UK intervention.


Quote from: nilecroc on December 14, 2013, 11:27:05 AM

In the immortal words of many a professor/teacher/TA--show your work!
"When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world—'No. You move.'"
-Captain America, Amazing Spider-Man 537



Then, here's an idea. How about the government stop taxing you so you can afford healthcare yourself!
"The more laws and order are made prominent, the more thieves and robbers there will be."
Lao Tzu

Quote from: R.E.H.W.R. on December 14, 2013, 03:19:41 PM


Then, here's an idea. How about the government stop taxing you so you can afford healthcare yourself!

Because there are those that are worried that you might spend your money on something other than those things that the approve of?



Quote from: Skm1091 on December 14, 2013, 06:21:56 PM
http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0058/0058_01.asp

My head is spinning from the stupid.

They just keep getting worse, don't they?  They had Kent Hovind rewrite one once, and he actually managed to make it more stupid than it had been before (despite his approximately 6th grade writing skills).

Quote from: evensgrey on December 15, 2013, 12:00:50 AM
They just keep getting worse, don't they?  They had Kent Hovind rewrite one once, and he actually managed to make it more stupid than it had been before (despite his approximately 6th grade writing skills).
Tell me about it.  I once was a regular on a forum (long defunct) where a guy actually used one of the anti-gay ones as an argument against gay marriage (and no, it wasn't a religious board either) completely out in the open with a straight face and un-ironically...I wasn't exactly thinking the guy as that smart/virtuous/etc to begin with, but you can bet I thought even less of him after that.
"When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world—'No. You move.'"
-Captain America, Amazing Spider-Man 537

Quote from: T dog on December 15, 2013, 12:12:23 AM
Tell me about it.  I once was a regular on a forum (long defunct) where a guy actually used one of the anti-gay ones as an argument against gay marriage (and no, it wasn't a religious board either) completely out in the open with a straight face and un-ironically...I wasn't exactly thinking the guy as that smart/virtuous/etc to begin with, but you can bet I thought even less of him after that.

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Quote from: Skm1091 on December 14, 2013, 06:21:56 PM
http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0058/0058_01.asp

My head is spinning from the stupid.

I actually shared that for one of my Halloween posts! :D


No Sovereign but God. No King but Jesus. No Princess but Celestia.

Quote from: Skm1091 on December 15, 2013, 12:51:16 AM
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The video directed at me, or the person I am talking about? .-.
"When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world—'No. You move.'"
-Captain America, Amazing Spider-Man 537

Quote from: T dog on December 15, 2013, 02:51:14 PM
The video directed at me, or the person I am talking about? .-.

person you are talking about