Fail Quotes

[nilecroc]

Yeah, reminds me of reading Atlas Shrugged...

I tried reading it but the first paragraph alone was so dull.

[AnCap Dave]

So this is a thing....



In fact the site it originated from makes me want to take a shower.

[MrBogosity]

So this is a thing....



In fact the site it originated from makes me want to take a shower.

That HAS to be a parody!

[R.E.H.W.R.]

That HAS to be a parody!

I looked at who started this in the about section. No, this is not.

[AnCap Dave]

That HAS to be a parody!

I wish it was.

[Skm1091]

I wish it was.

You can get a big box of condoms for 20 bucks. why does insurance need to cover that?

[AnCap Dave]

You can get a big box of condoms for 20 bucks. why does insurance need to cover that?

Because fuck spending money yourself for things that's why.

[Skm1091]

Because fuck spending money yourself for things that's why.

oh yeah

[AnCap Dave]

While it's true that Black Friday can be very crazy, saying that people who want to take advantage of those deals are "monsters" is all kinds of ludicrous to me.

Usually people complain about it because of the people who have to work through that chaos, but hey that's the shit you signed up for when you took the job.

[Travis Retriever]

http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-responses-to-sexism-that-just-make-everything-worse/
Fair warning, I haven't read this article, but given that it's from the same guy who made that bit saying that "I hate feminists = I hate women", I suspect the fail is strong in this one too.

[AnCap Dave]

[R.E.H.W.R.]

 Well! This is a thing!
And what the fuck?

http://www.newslo.com/ted-cruzs-father-suggests-placing-atheists-in-camps/

[Travis Retriever]

Well! This is a thing!
And what the fuck?

http://www.newslo.com/ted-cruzs-father-suggests-placing-atheists-in-camps/

Stay classy, Ted, stay classy.

[nilecroc]

Stay classy, Ted, stay classy.

At least half of that article is parody.

[Gumba Masta]

While it's true that Black Friday can be very crazy, saying that people who want to take advantage of those deals are "monsters" is all kinds of ludicrous to me.

Usually people complain about it because of the people who have to work through that chaos, but hey that's the shit you signed up for when you took the job.

Well he's right though. They are literaly monsters. Zombies, Werewolves, Vampires and the odd manifestation of a demonic presence.