Fail Quotes

[Ibrahim90]

Yes, and that's why we know it's batshit crazy.

Cos we all know it's REALLY Pinky and The Brain doing it all!

damnation! I always thought Pokemon was behind it! 

[Altimadark]

And now: "It is only the excess glare from the sun or moon that actually makes contact with your eyes! When u see the sphere of the moon, the light that u see is actually on the moon and u are seeing the moon in real time!"

Someone PLEASE tell me he's a Poe...

Now when I look @ the illuminated sofa, my eyes send out an imperceptible light seeking beam which detects the distribution of the light on the sofa revealing texture,colour and distance etc . The light being detected stays in place on the sofa.

Floored. I am just floored.

This isn't simply being wrong, this is a child making things up. Does oneform think eyes work like a wi-fi connection, or something?

Poe or not, this has to be one of the most ridiculous things I've read in quite a while.

[Ibrahim90]

even wi-fi doesn't work like that. (though I wish it did).

[AnCap Dave]

While I may prefer classic Metal to what this pic is talking about, the blatant homophobia here is just tasteless and disgusting.

[MrBogosity]

even wi-fi doesn't work like that. (though I wish it did).

It actually sounds very similar to the way 3D laser scanning works (although of course that uses light, too).

[evensgrey]

Now when I look @ the illuminated sofa, my eyes send out an imperceptible light seeking beam which detects the distribution of the light on the sofa revealing texture,colour and distance etc . The light being detected stays in place on the sofa.

Floored. I am just floored.

This isn't simply being wrong, this is a child making things up. Does oneform think eyes work like a wi-fi connection, or something?

Poe or not, this has to be one of the most ridiculous things I've read in quite a while.

It isn't even original.  This was an idea that goes back to at least Ancient Greece.

[AnCap Dave]

Schiff is good sometimes.

This is not one of those times.

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[R.E.H.W.R.]

Schiff is good sometimes.

This is not one of those times.

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I'm getting really tired of this trial.
The bullshit from both sides is stupid.

[AnCap Dave]

I'm getting really tired of this trial.
The bullshit from both sides is stupid.

It's a complete circus on both sides of the issue.

[AnCap Dave]

Xbox Fanboys having petitions demanding the original Xbox One with all of the bullshit that made it an abomination:
http://www.change.org/petitions/microsoft-give-us-back-the-xbox-one-we-were-promised-at-e3-2
http://www.change.org/petitions/xbox-one-give-us-back-the-original-xbox-one

I'd say that's worthy of Fail Quotes.

[Ibrahim90]

It isn't even original.  This was an idea that goes back to at least Ancient Greece.

which was proven wrong in the 9th century by Ibn al-haytham...

yeah, a guy from the Dark ages owns this creationist (unless he's a poe...seriously, might be).

[MrBogosity]

Xbox Fanboys having petitions demanding the original Xbox One with all of the bullshit that made it an abomination:
http://www.change.org/petitions/microsoft-give-us-back-the-xbox-one-we-were-promised-at-e3-2
http://www.change.org/petitions/xbox-one-give-us-back-the-original-xbox-one

I'd say that's worthy of Fail Quotes.

Um, why would they need to do that? Why can't they just leave their Xbox One connected all the time, etc.? I don't get it.

[MrBogosity]

which was proven wrong in the 9th century by Ibn al-haytham...

yeah, a guy from the Dark ages owns this creationist (unless he's a poe...seriously, might be).

The Middle East wasn't exactly in the Dark Ages, though, as I just had to point out to BrutusAlbion. There were a LOT of scientific advances in the Arab world during that time.

[Lord T Hawkeye]

The Middle East wasn't exactly in the Dark Ages, though, as I just had to point out to BrutusAlbion. There were a LOT of scientific advances in the Arab world during that time.

Thinking about it, I find it's still a tragic case of what's wrong with religion.  You have a society who are very smart and enlightened and then some old fossils with chips on their shoulders come along and make up this cockamania story about how blowing up everyone not like you is what Islam is all about and everyone just goes along with it.  The problem is religion doesn't teach you to think, it only teaches you to obey.  So even when religion is doing good, it just takes one charismatic psychopath to flip things the other way.

I'm no expert on Islam but that's the impression I'm getting so far.

[BlameThe1st]

ATHEIST CHURCH WILL TAKE GOD AND 'SUPER-NATURALISM' OUT OF THE EQUATION — AND THIS FORMER PENTECOSTAL PREACHER IS LEADING IT

Atheist chaplains? Atheist temples? And now atheist churches and pastors? What is with atheists and oxymorons? (No offense to the atheists on here!)