1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attraction

[Andy120290]

57. PeOpLe WhO cApItAlIzE eVeRy OtHeR lEtTeR iN a SeNtEnCe.

[MrBogosity]

58. Rirelguvat va gur jbeyq orvat rapbqrq jvgu Ebg13.

[Teredona]

59. Typed words that are incoherent

[Andy120290]

58. Everything in the world being encoded with Rot13.

60. People who figured out what the hell he was saying. 

[Textra1]

61. 51 62 68 6f 79 72 20 72 61 70 62 71 76 61 74 20 7a 72 66 66 6e 74 72 66 20 67 62 20 6f 72 20 6e 20 66 7a 6e 65 67 20 6e 66 66

[IceSage]

58. Rirelguvat va gur jbeyq orvat rapbqrq jvgu Ebg13.

I learned my Rot13 from the PBS series Ghostwriter when I was like, 7! (no joke)

[MrBogosity]

61. 51 62 68 6f 79 72 20 72 61 70 62 71 76 61 74 20 7a 72 66 66 6e 74 72 66 20 67 62 20 6f 72 20 6e 20 66 7a 6e 65 67 20 6e 66 66

There are only 10 kinds of people: those who understand binary, and those who don't.

[Real Captain Olimar]

61. 51 62 68 6f 79 72 20 72 61 70 62 71 76 61 74 20 7a 72 66 66 6e 74 72 66 20 67 62 20 6f 72 20 6e 20 66 7a 6e 65 67 20 6e 66 66

62. Dimentio (from Super Paper Mario)

[Tom S. Fox]

63. Homojn, kiuj ne parolas Esperanton.

[Textra1]

63. Homojn, kiuj ne parolas Esperanton.

Rimmer: Holly, as the Esperantinos would say, "Bonvolu alsendi la pordiston? Lausajne estas rano en mia bideo!" And I think we all know what that means.
Holly: Yeah, it means, "Could you send for the hall porter? There appears to be a frog in my bidet."

[Real Captain Olimar]

63. Homojn, kiuj ne parolas Esperanton.

64. Obama and Biden dieing at the same time

[Teredona]

65. Libertarians not becoming a major player in politics

[Real Captain Olimar]

65. Libertarians not becoming a major player in politics

66. Y1K

[Sinlingual]

67. Osama getting nukes

[Real Captain Olimar]

67. Osama getting nukes

68. Palin getting nukes