Fail Quotes

[dallen68]

Also, if the minimum wage didn't exist, what constitutes a living wage would probably be exponentially lower, because then suppliers wouldn't have to jack up prices to cover the statutory costs of employing YOU. Also, unemployment would most likely be quite a bit lower because no one would have to be terminated when the rate went up half-a-cent, and they're just not worth...

[nilecroc]

From the comments of this video (the video itself is not fail) My comments in blue, Hawkeyes in green and the fail in red.

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That "living wage" mantra needs to die in a fire for two reasons.

1. "I need it, therefore you owe it to me" is not an argument.

2. I make minimum wage and produce a surplus every month because I don't blow my money on junk I don't need.




I seriously doubt you actually for minimum wage because anyone getting fucked up the ass that hard by the man wouldn't be defending this shit system that depends on unemployment to keep workers terrified...unless you really love to suck the masters cock ...you make so little so you boss can make so much much more on the work YOU did.



Holy run on sentences Batman!

Actually it's quite simple. I budget tightly, I got a job close enough for me to ride a bike, I have reliable roommates to split expenses with and most important, I don't breed like a rabbit like so many numbskulls who somehow missed the memo that children are expensive.

Your boss makes more than you because he took more financial risks that you did. That's why. Wanna make as much? Start your own business or STFU.





My boss didn't take any more financial risk than me, they happen to be the stuffed suit in charge at the time...Are you so fucking stupid you think all business are small start ups where the people who created the company still have anything to do with it? Besides someone taking more "risk" than another doesn't some how equate to them being able to make money be exploiting the worker....the person who is subjecting themselves to employment is losing as much as someone else "risked" by allowing

Then try starting a busienss if you think it's so easy.



I can't wait to start a business so i can get rich of the back of having my employees doing the work......I don't care how hard it is to start a business, you're missing the point, you think putting up risk and working hard to start a business makes it okay for the exploitation of labor value in the capitalist system. You wouldn't say it's okay for a bank robber or murderer due to how much time and effort they put into planning and executing their crime.

You should stop trying to take people like this seriously. You should just troll the living shit out of them. Anyone who thinks hiring someone is equivalent to bank robbers and murderers are not worth any more effort. 

[nilecroc]

Some guy asked me to sign a petition to ban plastic bags. I said no and walked off.

[MrBogosity]

Some guy asked me to sign a petition to ban plastic bags. I said no and walked off.

Next time, say "Sure, if you'll sign my petition to ban hydrogen hydroxide!"

[tnu]

Next time, say "Sure, if you'll sign my petition to ban hydrogen hydroxide!"

Don't you mean dihydrogen monoxide?

[Ibrahim90]

Some guy asked me to sign a petition to ban plastic bags. I said no and walked off.

hey! I got one of those too!

though I didn't say "no". I did say "go fuck yourself" though.

[MrBogosity]

Don't you mean dihydrogen monoxide?

Same thing, although I think hydrogen hydroxide is more technically correct.

[BlameThe1st]

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Someone using a religious figure to promote anti-science sentiments? The irony!

And the guy even responded to that comment: You mean pro-science sentiments. I want everything scientifically tested, retested, peer reviewed, and labeled. I want TONS of science. Monsanto does not want that. As you surely know, they spend millions, if not billions, every year to stop testing and labeling.

[BlameThe1st]

This video is two years old, but it also regurgitates the same anti-GMO, anti-Monsanto bogosity:

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[Travis Retriever]

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Someone using a religious figure to promote anti-science sentiments? The irony!

And the guy even responded to that comment: You mean pro-science sentiments. I want everything scientifically tested, retested, peer reviewed, and labeled. I want TONS of science. Monsanto does not want that. As you surely know, they spend millions, if not billions, every year to stop testing and labeling.

Dude, I'm an atheist and that video was freakin' painful.

[nilecroc]

I just heard a story on the radio where parents called the cops for having a party. They were charged with giving alcohol to minors. And a bunch of people called in agreeing. One guy said it was good because he heard reports that girls can get raped while drunk. They just said that a lawyer daid they probably did it to avoid getting arrested.  But remember, it's to protect the children.

[BlameThe1st]

Paul Krugman Has a Pretty Awesome Track Record

Yeah, considering how often Krugman has been named Biggest Bogon Emitter and Idiot Extraordinaire, it's safe to laugh this assertion off.

[nilecroc]

http://csgv.org/blog/2013/october-domestic-violence-encouragement-month-pro-gun-activists/

[tnu]

http://csgv.org/blog/2013/october-domestic-violence-encouragement-month-pro-gun-activists/

Aren't guns more likely to prevent domestic violence by giving the victim a means to defend themselves?

[MrBogosity]

Paul Krugman Has a Pretty Awesome Track Record

Yeah, considering how often Krugman has been named Biggest Bogon Emitter and Idiot Extraordinaire, it's safe to laugh this assertion off.

M-hmmm: