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The middle east is a boat that I dunno, Eisenhower bought? and for some reason... every president thinks that they're going to fix this boat up...
Bush goes in, he's like "all we need is a new shell; and a new engine; and a new upholstery; and a new life vest; and a new tow rope; and a new trailer: that's all we need. that's all we need, and we're gonna do it." so he sends trillions of dollars there. Boat doesn't get fucking fixed.
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Trump said "I'm not dumping any more money into this boat." Bush couldn't fix it, Obama tried to parley the boat to another boat, Obama tried to get us TWO BOATS! He goes "Bush fucked up the boat that we had, so I'm going to trade this boat we have with a guy I know for two boats. So the odds that one of those boats works is better than one boat working." So now Obama's got two boats, neither of those fucking work. Now we've got to fix two boats.

Trumps whole campaign was "I'm no longer fixing boats" NO MORE BOATS! WE'RE GOING TO FIX OUR HOUSE!
Day fucking 70, what's he doing?, he's eyeing that boat.
We're like "No mister Trump, don't eye that boat, just let it sit in the yard, it's okay"
and he's going
"Ehh... I dunno, I think I could fix that boat; chemicals are leaking out of the tank; they're fucking up the yard; I gotta do something about that" and we're like
"NO MISTER TRUMP! It's okay! Just let the chemicals leak out! There's chemicals all over the place! That part of the yard doesn't matter, there's whole sections of the yard called Africa where there's no grass at all! Where 900 kids die every fucking day because they're not getting water. Ignore the chemicals dripping out of the fucking boat.
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You know what the best thing to do with the boat is? Trump goes out to the yard, takes the boat, rolls it across the street.
"HEY RUSSIA! I'VE GOT A FREE BOAT! FREE BOAT!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-wJDktJ20A

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