Which of you bloody perverts is it that's stealing all of my precious Bogons?
I bet it's you VectorM, you've been eying my pretty little Bogons since the day we've met.
Oh I know your kind. You better watch yourself cause I'm on the lookout now.
You want bogons? Have some then!
I knew it was you!
Oh, what's that? You want some more? CHOKE ON IT!
Gumba, if you'll look at your current ranking, you're a "cluon generator." Cluons, being antiparticles of bogons, annihilate them.
Either stop blaming others for something you're doing yourself, or run for Congress.
I'm a member of the Appalachian Congress of interregional cow chokers. Does that count?
No, but being part of a congress of baboons would.
Is that the one who wanted to replace the second part of the national anthem with creme freshe?
Quote from: Gumba Masta on December 03, 2010, 07:15:33 AM
Is that the one who wanted to replace the second part of the national anthem with creme freshe?
Actually, that would be HAVE SOME MORE BOGONS, SUCKER!!!
Oh don't play coy with me! Don't think you wont have to deal with any consequences for stealing mine.
Here, I'LL TAKE SOME OF YOURS!
It was probably Virgil0211.
He has been saying you're on the ball lately.
If it will make you happy, fine, have a bogon.
Oooooh, all the little bogons are belong to me. @_@
Quote from: MrBogosity on December 03, 2010, 06:01:15 AM
Gumba, if you'll look at your current ranking, you're a "cluon generator." Cluons, being antiparticles of bogons, annihilate them.
Either stop blaming others for something you're doing yourself, or run for Congress.
And I'm a 'Sarcasitron collider'. What does that mean for me?
Oooh guess who collides tonight. =D
Ona different note why don't I have my own ED page?
All of my friends do. Well, all the sexy do.
Ah hah! See, it is falling again! You can't keep me down. All those succulent little Bogons will be mine. MINE I tell you!
Dream on.
Curses, foiled again! Damn you, VectorM! Damn! You!
Um, Gumba? HIGHER numbers are more bogons.
I know, it went up from minus ten to minus seven... Until VectorM had to go and ruin my briliant plan for world domination... AGAIN!
Quote from: Gumba Masta on December 19, 2010, 04:01:15 PM
I know, it went up from minus ten to minus seven... Until VectorM had to go and ruin my briliant plan for world domination... AGAIN!
I just saw the end times bullshit crap on the History Channel.
The good news, Shane's friend Phil Plait made a cameo on it.
The bad news.
I got infected with so many bogons I have to give them up.
Hence, why Gumba Masta's Bogometer went from -8 to -7.
Was Phil able to generate enough cluons to tip the balance?
Quote from: MrBogosity on December 19, 2010, 05:32:13 PMWas Phil able to generate enough cluons to tip the balance?
Unfortunately, no.
He was just there commenting on the science of the idea of a black hole's gamma ray burst effect on Earth (the scenario of which was presented, though not by Phil, as a sign of the end times, or as a way they would come about).
It seemed like a case of just, 'shut up and calculate', that is. He wasn't commenting on the idea of how plausible the idea of this actually happening was, or that, even if it did happen, it wouldn't have been Christianity that predicted it (Just like the Bible Code Bogosity).
They were referencing the book of Revelation.
Ooooh, gama waves. Natures death ray. @_@
(To the tune of 'Jesus Loves the Little Children'):
Gumba loves the little bogons,
All the bogons of the world.
Be they from Surhot, Shane, or VectorM; or even from Virgil0211,
Gumba loves the little bogons of the world.
You get a bogon for that one, surhot!
What?
Oh come on! Someone had to say it. You know you were thinking the same thing. :P
Quote from: surhotchaperchlorome on December 20, 2010, 09:33:47 PM
(To the tune of 'Jesus Loves the Little Children'):
Gumba loves the little bogons,
All the bogons of the world.
Be they from Surhot, Shane, or VectorM; or even from Virgil0211,
Gumba loves the little bogons of the world.
Excuse me, but Gumba isn't getting any bogons as long as I m alive.
You will not stand in my way! I'll just gonna take some of yours!
I keep trying to give Gumba his precious bogons, but VectorM keeps thwarting my efforts.
Resistance is futile.
Ohhh, make up your mind!
All this up and down on the bogometer makes me go
The Theory of relativity is Hurr Durr Durr = MC Derp!