Donald Trump says torture 'absolutely' works (https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/jan/26/donald-trump-torture-absolutely-works-says-us-president-in-first-television-interview)
Two things:
First, no it doesn't (http://www.factcheck.org/2017/01/trump-on-torture-again/).
Second, f*** you, you orange f***ing f***er! You make me embarrassed to call myself an American.
But, but it's alternative fact that torture absolutely works!
...and that Obama's Birth Certificate was fake!
...and that the drone program is totally effective at combating terrorism.
Yeah I say brand him as Idiot Extraordinaire for spawning the "Alternative Facts" meme.