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Title: IF you had three wishes
Post by: Skm1091 on July 05, 2013, 04:09:09 PM
My list

1. Fed would stop inflating the money supply

2. Box that can get me any item I want/need

3. Freer economy
Title: Re: IF you had three wishes
Post by: tnu on July 05, 2013, 04:43:42 PM
WHats grantingth e wishes exaclty? If it's a fairy or a Genie i'de have to pass.
Title: Re: IF you had three wishes
Post by: Skm1091 on July 05, 2013, 04:47:18 PM
Quote from: tnu on July 05, 2013, 04:43:42 PM
WHats grantingth e wishes exaclty? If it's a fairy or a Genie i'de have to pass.

No Genie or Fairy required
Title: Re: IF you had three wishes
Post by: ArtemisVale on July 05, 2013, 05:49:02 PM
1. immortality

2. be a powerful unicorn

3. move to equestria
Title: Re: IF you had three wishes
Post by: AnCap Dave on July 05, 2013, 05:53:27 PM
Selfless wishes:
1. No government
2. No religion
3. World without aggression

Selfish wishes:
1. Time manipulation powers
2. Invisibility at will
3. Flight
Title: Re: IF you had three wishes
Post by: Ibrahim90 on July 05, 2013, 06:40:50 PM
three wishes?

I have none as such, as any such would surely backfire. if I were to come up with a list, I would make my last wish that I would be able to get an infinite number of wishes possible.
Title: Re: IF you had three wishes
Post by: Skm1091 on July 05, 2013, 06:44:56 PM
Quote from: Ibrahim90 on July 05, 2013, 06:40:50 PM
three wishes?

I have none as such, as any such would surely backfire. if I were to come up with a list, I would make my last wish that I would be able to get an infinite number of wishes possible.

How about a box that can get you anything you want? Sound good?
Title: Re: IF you had three wishes
Post by: Ibrahim90 on July 05, 2013, 07:16:18 PM
Quote from: Skm1091 on July 05, 2013, 06:44:56 PM
How about a box that can get you anything you want? Sound good?

again, not a good idea. I would spend the rest of my existence making wishes to undo any dumb wishes I made.

I'll level with you, it's part of my tendency to not want to have power over people or in general. I have a short fuse, so most of my wishes would backfire horribly.
Title: Re: IF you had three wishes
Post by: Lord T Hawkeye on July 05, 2013, 11:36:26 PM
1. Immortality

2. Shape changing

3. The ability to use magic

By day, use the first two to undermine governments as the ultimate spy.
By night, study magic in preparation for a new enlightenment for the world.
Title: Re: IF you had three wishes
Post by: MrBogosity on July 05, 2013, 11:37:48 PM
Guys, I've seen Torchwood: if you're going to wish for immortality, make sure you wish for eternal youth and health as well as invincibility. Just sayin'.
Title: Re: IF you had three wishes
Post by: Travis Retriever on July 06, 2013, 12:27:11 AM
Quote from: MrBogosity on July 05, 2013, 11:37:48 PM
Guys, I've seen Torchwood: if you're going to wish for immortality, make sure you wish for eternal youth and health as well as invincibility. Just sayin'.
Reminds me of this article by cracked on the matter:  http://www.cracked.com/article_18708_5-reasons-immortality-would-be-worse-than-death.html
Title: Re: IF you had three wishes
Post by: MrBogosity on July 06, 2013, 12:33:41 AM
Quote from: surhotchaperchlorome on July 06, 2013, 12:27:11 AM
Reminds me of this article by cracked on the matter:  http://www.cracked.com/article_18708_5-reasons-immortality-would-be-worse-than-death.html

You can get most of that by watching The Man from Earth, with better writing.
Title: Re: IF you had three wishes
Post by: Travis Retriever on July 06, 2013, 12:56:46 AM
Quote from: D on July 05, 2013, 05:53:27 PM
2. Invisibility at will

That would also mean blindness at will.  If you're invisible light doesn't interact with your eyes, so you are blind.
Title: Re: IF you had three wishes
Post by: Travis Retriever on July 06, 2013, 12:57:10 AM
Quote from: MrBogosity on July 06, 2013, 12:33:41 AM
You can get most of that by watching The Man from Earth, with better writing.
True, but you get the point.  I posted it to be succinct. :P
Title: Re: IF you had three wishes
Post by: Skm1091 on July 06, 2013, 02:59:31 AM
Quote from: surhotchaperchlorome on July 06, 2013, 12:56:46 AM
That would also mean blindness at will.  If you're invisible light doesn't interact with your eyes, so you are blind.

So no sneaking into girls locker rooms eh? ROFLMAO!!!
Title: Re: IF you had three wishes
Post by: evensgrey on July 06, 2013, 11:34:30 AM
Quote from: MrBogosity on July 05, 2013, 11:37:48 PM
Guys, I've seen Torchwood: if you're going to wish for immortality, make sure you wish for eternal youth and health as well as invincibility. Just sayin'.

I think the Ancient Greeks had pretty much all the problems with immortality without the right secondary abilities down pretty well, and they probably just copied from older sources.  Once somebody comes up with the idea of living forever, somebody is bound to start trying to figure out how the downside works.

Really, you don't want to be unable to die, you want to be hard to kill, unaging, and immune to disease.  We'll probably have all of that within another century, if it can be done at all.
Title: Re: IF you had three wishes
Post by: ArtemisVale on July 06, 2013, 12:34:40 PM
Quote from: MrBogosity on July 05, 2013, 11:37:48 PM
Guys, I've seen Torchwood: if you're going to wish for immortality, make sure you wish for eternal youth and health as well as invincibility. Just sayin'.

Well if theres no room left for my MLP wishes then im not even going to bother then :T
Title: Re: IF you had three wishes
Post by: AnCap Dave on July 06, 2013, 03:35:20 PM
Quote from: MrBogosity on July 05, 2013, 11:37:48 PM
Guys, I've seen Torchwood: if you're going to wish for immortality, make sure you wish for eternal youth and health as well as invincibility. Just sayin'.

But who is to say that Torchwood's version of immortality is what would actually happen?

In fiction there are several different types of immortality (http://outskirtsbattledome.wikispaces.com/Immortality) and any of them can apply when it comes to a hypothetical like wish making.

1: Longevity
Longevity is the power to live a long time, people gifted with this type of immortality cannot die from natural causes, old age, illnesses etc, but can be killed by unnatural causes.

2: Immortality without regeneration
This type of immortality is not useful for combat. Essentially bodily harm cannot kill you but your original form can be mutilated. An immortal of this category can be maimed and rendered useless in battle. If the character in question has high durability then this type of immortality can be more useful.

3: Immortality via regeneration
You can maim the person, kill him etc and he's still come back. This type of immortality hinges on how well the character can regenerate. Most high tier regeneration grants immortality.

4: Immortality via Godhood or protection from a deity
This kind of immortality is granted by a God or is given by virtue of Godhood. Only a God of higher status can override it.

5: Perfect Immortality
Complete and utter inability to ever die. This is typically reserved for omnipotents and cosmic characters who are strong enough that dying isn't exactly high on their list of worries, even if they were capable of it.

6: Parasitic
The person attains a sort of immortality by bodyhopping, transferring their soul to another body.

7: Undead
Self explanatory. The undead generally double up with other types of immortality. Zombies may possess similar resistances to the "Immortality Only" category. Ghosts occasionally double up with "Perfect Immortality" as they can not usually be killed again.

Title: Re: IF you had three wishes
Post by: ArtemisVale on July 08, 2013, 04:13:27 PM
I think id change my fisrt wish from "immortality" to having powers like superman.