Yes, apparently sub-atomic particles aren't actually things at all. They're little bits of consciousness, and are completely able to think and act on their own. (Neutrons and protons have a decent relationship, evidently, but those damn electrons keep trying to crowd them!) Luckily, some sub-atomic particles are "nice enough" to do what we want them to if we...uhm...have love in our hearts? That will let us manipulate them and allow miraculous feats. Yeah, I don't get it either, but his direct "Jesus used tachyon energy" quote was just too much to pass up. People actually believe this stuff? 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_30I1QQ4JCI&feature=rec-HM-r2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_30I1QQ4JCI&feature=rec-HM-r2