Being eaten to death by lepards

[Gumba Masta]

Is not something you'd want to hapen to you or your loved ones.
So send me your money and I will do all in my power to prevent this fate from befaling you.
Right after I paid for this nice villa and the maserati and the two doen sex workers I frequent every day with your dough.

[VectorM]

Cool story bro.