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Zombie plan

Started by Virgil0211, December 06, 2009, 12:11:35 AM

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December 06, 2009, 12:11:35 AM
I don't know about anybody else here, but something my friends and I liked doing when we had nothing else to do was come up with fictional "zombie plans" and try to figure out which one would be the most effective. Well...

http://search.japantimes.co.jp/cgi-bin/nn20091202a6.html

So, anybody have a good zombie plan?
December 07, 2009, 09:38:38 AM #1
It really depends on which zombies we're talking about.  Is it the slow shambling risen from the dead George Romero zombie?  The quick and rabid 28 Days Later zombies?  Mind Controlled Zombies ala Cell, Head Crab Zombies?
December 07, 2009, 09:58:24 AM #2
Or mutant zombie hamsters infected with HIV-1? It MATTERS, people!
December 07, 2009, 10:30:27 AM #3
Quote from: AHPMB on December 07, 2009, 09:38:38 AM
It really depends on which zombies we're talking about.  Is it the slow shambling risen from the dead George Romero zombie?  The quick and rabid 28 Days Later zombies?  Mind Controlled Zombies ala Cell, Head Crab Zombies?

Any and all contingency plans based on said scenarios are welcome. =P
December 07, 2009, 12:48:40 PM #4
Well I for one would love to see Shane's contingency plan for the AIDS Hamsters.
December 07, 2009, 08:27:12 PM #5
Quote from: MrBogosity on December 07, 2009, 09:58:24 AM
Or mutant zombie hamsters infected with HIV-1? It MATTERS, people!
Or mutated zombies that are on fire.
What? Fire bad...
"When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world—'No. You move.'"
-Captain America, Amazing Spider-Man 537
December 07, 2009, 08:32:30 PM #6
The thing I keep wondering is, if you have sex with a zombie, is it technically necrophilia?
December 07, 2009, 08:41:55 PM #7 Last Edit: December 07, 2009, 08:48:19 PM by surhotchaperchlorome
Quote from: MrBogosity on December 07, 2009, 08:32:30 PM
The thing I keep wondering is, if you have sex with a zombie, is it technically necrophilia?
Good question.

So Virgil, what has gotten zombies on your mind all of a sudden?
"When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world—'No. You move.'"
-Captain America, Amazing Spider-Man 537
December 08, 2009, 05:33:08 PM #8
Quote from: MrBogosity on December 07, 2009, 08:32:30 PM
The thing I keep wondering is, if you have sex with a zombie, is it technically necrophilia?

Not if the zombie makes the first move.
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