Fail Quotes

[AdeptusHereticus]

Seems to be this guy
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Absorbing_Man

[evensgrey]

That thing she-thor is beating up isn't a literal troll? *shrugs*

That's Crusher Kreel, a.k.a. The Absorbing Man.  He's a human, with a nifty power courtesy of Loki.  He was a normal, although violent, human criminal until Loki decided to make him into a weapon against Thor.  He's got a general dislike of heroes, having had a number of humiliating defeats.  (He was essentially outwitted by the Hulk, back when the Hulk was still pretty stupid, which explains why a guy who can take on the properties of anything he touches gets beat down regularly.)

[R.E.H.W.R.]

[AnCap Dave]

"EVERYONE IS WRONG IN SAYING FEMALE THOR ISN'T MEANT TO PANDER TO FEMINISTS GUYS"

Suuuuuure.

[ArtemisVale]

"EVERYONE IS WRONG IN SAYING FEMALE THOR ISN'T MEANT TO PANDER TO FEMINISTS GUYS"

Suuuuuure.

I posted this like one page ago. Im glad you dont find my content important enoguh to read *bricked* xD

[AnCap Dave]

I posted this like one page ago. Im glad you dont find my content important enoguh to read *bricked* xD

Meh. Didn't see it. Either way, the pandering is ridiculous enough it deserves to be posted twice.

[Dallas Wildman]

Check out how JF Sargent just vomits all over himself in his latest article on "Video Game Addiction"

http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-reasons-we-need-to-take-video-game-addiction-seriously/

[tnu]

Yes and we also need to take a serious look at pulp novel addiction! Serielized Magazine story addiction! Bard song addictions. and Epic Poem addictions.

[R.E.H.W.R.]

This is why feminist shouldn't create anything!!!
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[AnCap Dave]

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[MrBogosity]

http://fabiusmaximus.com/2015/02/17/bankers-libertarians-price-controls-libertarians-78845/

And he doesn't get any better in the comments even after being corrected...

[AnCap Dave]

[MrBogosity]

Wow. Just MENTION the Whiskey Rebellion and the state-worshippers come out in droves: https://plus.google.com/100197545745919590620/posts/VZ3Zwat7rcA

[AnCap Dave]

[BlameThe1st]

How To Stop Rape

I thought about this problem and am sure I have the solution: make rape legal if done on private property. I propose that we make the violent taking of a woman not punishable by law when done off public grounds.

The exception for public rape is aimed at those seedy and deranged men who randomly select their rape victims on alleys and jogging trails, but not as a mechanism to prevent those rapes, since the verdict is still out if punishment stops a committed criminal mind, but to have a way to keep them off the streets. For all other rapes, however, especially if done in a dwelling or on private property, any and all rape that happens should be completely legal.

If rape becomes legal under my proposal, a girl will protect her body in the same manner that she protects her purse and smartphone. If rape becomes legal, a girl will not enter an impaired state of mind where she can't resist being dragged off to a bedroom with a man who she is unsure of—she'll scream, yell, or kick at his attempt while bystanders are still around. If rape becomes legal, she will never be unchaperoned with a man she doesn't want to sleep with. After several months of advertising this law throughout the land, rape would be virtually eliminated on the first day it is applied.

Without daddy government to protect her, a girl would absolutely not enter a private room with a man she doesn't know or trust unless she is absolutely sure she is ready to sleep with him. Consent is now achieved when she passes underneath the room's door frame, because she knows that that man can legally do anything he wants to her when it comes to sex. Bad encounters are sure to occur, but these can be learning experiences for the poorly trained woman so she can better identify in the future the type of good man who will treat her like the delicate flower that she believes she is. After only one such sour experience, she will actually want to get fully acquainted with a man for longer than two hours—perhaps even demanding to meet his parents—instead of letting a beer chug prevent her from making the correct decisions to protect her body.

I'm all against rape hysteria. I'm all for limited government. I'm all for private property rights. BUT THIS? This is just...no, just no! Private property rights do not work that way!