Fail Quotes

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"The more laws and order are made prominent, the more thieves and robbers there will be."
Lao Tzu

Quote from: R.E.H.W.R. on February 16, 2014, 08:16:14 PM
http://www.examiner.com/article/jesse-jackson-claims-semi-automatic-rifles-can-blow-up-railroads
Are anti gunners this crazy?

Okay how is a tiny bullet like the the 223 remington going to blow up a railroad made of several tons of solid iron and steel.


Quote from: Skm1091 on February 16, 2014, 08:24:18 PM
Okay how is a tiny bullet like the the 223 remington going to blow up a railroad made of several tons of solid iron and steel.
Well, there's a tiny nuclear bomb inside! Duhhhhh!
"The more laws and order are made prominent, the more thieves and robbers there will be."
Lao Tzu

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Oh dear God(who doesn't exist!)!
You have to be shitting me.
"The more laws and order are made prominent, the more thieves and robbers there will be."
Lao Tzu

Quote from: R.E.H.W.R. on February 17, 2014, 12:58:14 AM
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Oh dear God(who doesn't exist!)!
You have to be shitting me.


When it comes to science AlfonZo Rachel dives headfirst into a black hole.
Working every day to expose the terrible price we pay for government.

Quote from: Dallas Wildman on February 17, 2014, 03:12:46 AM
When it comes to science pretty much anything involving education beyond grade three, AlfonZo Rachel dives headfirst into a black hole.

There. Much better.

Why do we keep watching this fuck again?

Quote from: dallen68 on February 17, 2014, 05:43:00 AM
There. Much better.

Why do we keep watching this fuck again?
LOL!
Well, someone just earned his 14th cluon. 
"When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world—'No. You move.'"
-Captain America, Amazing Spider-Man 537

February 17, 2014, 08:21:09 AM #5303 Last Edit: February 17, 2014, 09:10:49 AM by Travis Retriever
"Good talk Zo. Never mind the haters and disbelievers. Bill Nye pretends to be a scientist, he's a mechanical engineer. The media turned him into a scientist.
God loves everyone."--some pillock in the comments of Zo's video.
"When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world—'No. You move.'"
-Captain America, Amazing Spider-Man 537

Quote from: dallen68 on February 17, 2014, 05:43:00 AM
There. Much better.

Why do we keep watching this fuck again?

I guess its the same reason we read Krugman.
"The more laws and order are made prominent, the more thieves and robbers there will be."
Lao Tzu

Quote from: R.E.H.W.R. on February 17, 2014, 08:57:29 AM
I guess its the same reason we read Krugman.

I thought we read Krugman because he's (unintentionally) very funny.

Quote from: evensgrey on February 17, 2014, 09:48:40 AM
I thought we read Krugman because he's (unintentionally) very funny.
I thought it was because we were secretly masochist.
"The more laws and order are made prominent, the more thieves and robbers there will be."
Lao Tzu

Quote from: R.E.H.W.R. on February 17, 2014, 08:57:29 AM
I guess its the same reason we read Krugman.

Krugman is someone that a lot of people pay attention to. That's why it's so important we keep going after him.

Quote from: Travis Retriever on February 17, 2014, 08:21:09 AM
"Good talk Zo. Never mind the haters and disbelievers. Bill Nye pretends to be a scientist, he's a mechanical engineer. The media turned him into a scientist.
God loves everyone."--some pillock in the comments of Zo's video.

Actually, IIRC, Bill Nye never claims to be anything other than an entertainer with an interest in science. Ken Ham, however, represents his lab tech credentials (that's what it amounts to) as evidence he is a scientist. They actually have the same degree.

Quote from: MrBogosity on February 17, 2014, 02:23:09 PM
Krugman is someone that a lot of people pay attention to. That's why it's so important we keep going after him.

Uh, Who?