Fail Quotes

[BreadGod]

http://www.cracked.com/quick-fixes/4-reasons-chemical-spills-are-way-scarier-than-you-think/
Fail for not giving government the blame it really deserves.  Hooker Chemical + Love Canal anyone?

I was just about to post that article. It essentially boils down to, "We need more government to fix the problem!" Even though history has shown that government intervention has only made problems worse, but I don't think the writers of Cracked will let pesky things like "facts" get in the way of their righteous indignation.

http://thinkprogress.org/justice/2014/01/24/3189211/states-kill-nsa-shutting-water/

Oh Fucking Brother

Only a progressive could take something as noble as nullifying unjust laws and make it all about killing off old people. By arguing against nullification, they're trying to justify federal tyranny. Of course, progressives love big government, so the behavior they display in this article is not surprising at all.

[MrBogosity]

http://thinkprogress.org/justice/2014/01/24/3189211/states-kill-nsa-shutting-water/

Oh Fucking Brother

Basic anti-nullification garbage. Nothing new.

[Travis Retriever]

I was just about to post that article. It essentially boils down to, "We need more government to fix the problem!" Even though history has shown that government intervention has only made problems worse, but I don't think the writers of Cracked will let pesky things like "facts" get in the way of their righteous indignation.

Indeed.  The major fail was that they *admitted* that government was doing bugger all to help these problems, yet still says, "so let's give them more power!"
Would they promote a security officer that slept on the job or even colluded with the thieves?  Madness.

[BlameThe1st]

Well, this just happened!

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[Skm1091]

I was just about to post that article. It essentially boils down to, "We need more government to fix the problem!" Even though history has shown that government intervention has only made problems worse, but I don't think the writers of Cracked will let pesky things like "facts" get in the way of their righteous indignation.
Only a progressive could take something as noble as nullifying unjust laws and make it all about killing off old people. By arguing against nullification, they're trying to justify federal tyranny. Of course, progressives love big government, so the behavior they display in this article is not surprising at all.

And they always think that we are outdated when centralized tyrannical authorities goes all the way back to ancient times.

[tnu]

Well, this just happened!

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I'm not so sure I feel the same way. I think its much bettter to cover an innocent victim of the state then itwou ld be to cover one of their agents.

[Travis Retriever]

Well, this just happened!

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Of course it happened, the state loves it some distractions from what really counts, you know?

[Ibrahim90]

Of course it happened, the state loves it some distractions from what really counts, you know?

I'm waiting for anyone and everyone who is involved in the media farce, to do what KevinTThoms suggested to some fanboys:

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the relevant part (for those of you who don't want to suffer through the fans' hate, and because I believe it is awesome enough to commit to writing):

wait a minute! I see you have a kitchen! Kevin's about to help you out with those dishes, they can get awfully dirty can't they? and you're sick of using a sponge, and nothing ever gets fucking clean! I mean what are you going to do?

This is what Kevin's got for you: go and get a bucket--a five gallon bucket; get about two and a half gallons of bleach, pour it in, then get about a gallon and a half of ammonia, pour that in, allright? Stir it with your hand--it's fine, and once it starts to smoke, then you know you've hit the sweet spot! ehh!

OK, now what you need to do, is you need to scrub the shit, breathe it in, and you become "one with the dishes" you have made super-cleaner X-squared! you take that fucking bucket and go up to your bedroom and you lock that fucking door--preferably a deadbolt, OK? And then you write a note: you sit there "you know, I fucking hate all these Justin Bieber haters, I can't take it anymore!". maybe cut yourself and sign it in blood: I don't care! throw a couple of other things in there that you hate: "mommy didn't hug you enough"  "you like to fuck dogs", somthing like that. then,come over! and we're gonna blow him! YEAHHH!!!

And then, when they come over, they're going to write their own fucking notes, OK? and you guys get some sponges, and you fuckingplay around with them, and you spray them splash them into each others eyes and their face and then they're screaming "AHH it's burning!!" But they're fucking with you alright? Johnny passes out, goes through a fucking lamp--it's fine, OK? ignore him, because you need to think about the good things that come from this: If you clean that room and it looks beautiful--if you're ripping the fucking wallpaper off with this bleach and ammonia concoction, Justin Bieber's gonna come over, and guess what he's gonna say? he's gonna say "let me see your room", and you're like "SURE JUSTIN BIEBER!! I'LL BLOW YOU!! GAR GAR GAR!!, and then you're gonna go in, and he's like "OH GOD!! It's so fucking clean in here! Now you can blow me twice!" And then you're gonna be so happy: it's a win-win situation! All of your problems go away! And all of our problems go away!

[R.E.H.W.R.]

I'm waiting for anyone and everyone who is involved in the media farce, to do what KevinTThoms suggested to some fanboys:

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the relevant part (for those of you who don't want to suffer through the fans' hate, and because I believe it is awesome enough to commit to writing):

And this is why I'm sad that he doesn't make videos anymore.

[R.E.H.W.R.]

http://mediamatters.org/blog/2013/08/06/fox-attempts-to-revive-myth-about-personal-choi/195261

[BreadGod]

http://mediamatters.org/blog/2013/08/06/fox-attempts-to-revive-myth-about-personal-choi/195261

Media Matters has direct ties to the white house, so I'm not about to believe them about anything.

[dallen68]

Media Matters has direct ties to the white house, so I'm not about to believe them about anything.

As much as it sucks doing so, I tend to agree with John Stossel on this one. Many women do take time away from their careers to raise their families, so there salaries just aren't going to be the same as someone who's been working for X number of years straight. And yes, on paper, a man could do the same thing, but in reality, we're not yet at a point where that's a socially acceptable option.

[ArtemisVale]

http://www.forbes.com/sites/harrybinswanger/2014/01/24/sorry-libertarian-anarchists-capitalism-requires-government-2/

Thats right. Property needs to be confiscated in order to be protected.

[Travis Retriever]

http://www.forbes.com/sites/harrybinswanger/2014/01/24/sorry-libertarian-anarchists-capitalism-requires-government-2/

Thats right. Property needs to be confiscated in order to be protected.

That's just sad.  Also, they *do* know that not all libertarians are anarchists, right?

[nilecroc]

http://news.discovery.com/videos/hawking-we-need-to-leave-earth.htm