Fail Quotes

[Travis Retriever]

This is absolutely frightening: http://fox6now.com/2013/09/16/young-boy-donates-savings-to-greenfield-police-department/

"Young boy donates savings to Greenfield Police Department"

And why?

""In social studies class we learned about 9/11 and all the great things the police and fire department did," Siepert said."

Hmph. Guess they didn't bother covering asset forfeiture. And statists wonder why we call public schools state indoctrination centers!

Pardon me while I shit blood and bile...

[Ibrahim90]

This is absolutely frightening: http://fox6now.com/2013/09/16/young-boy-donates-savings-to-greenfield-police-department/

"Young boy donates savings to Greenfield Police Department"

And why?

""In social studies class we learned about 9/11 and all the great things the police and fire department did," Siepert said."

Hmph. Guess they didn't bother covering asset forfeiture. And statists wonder why we call public schools state indoctrination centers!

well there goes his future down the drain. what was that, his college savings? Lord knows College is a bitch without financial support!

[MrBogosity]

well there goes his future down the drain. what was that, his college savings? Lord knows College is a bitch without financial support!

Actually, it was only a bit over $10, but that's not the point.

[Travis Retriever]

http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-sexist-video-game-problems-even-bigger-than-breasts/
Yes, the bring up the damsel stuff too in #5....really cracked?  Are you kidding me?

[nilecroc]

http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-sexist-video-game-problems-even-bigger-than-breasts/
Yes, the bring up the damsel stuff too in #5....really cracked?  Are you kidding me?

I stopped reading when I saw Ellie from the last of us.

[AnCap Dave]

After quoting Natural News as if they were a legitimate source of anything and using them to talk about GMOs, Ben Swann is officially dead to me as far as any serious and honest journalism is concerned.

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[MrBogosity]

http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-sexist-video-game-problems-even-bigger-than-breasts/
Yes, the bring up the damsel stuff too in #5....really cracked?  Are you kidding me?

You don't even get past the first paragraph without encountering major fail: "Dead or Alive uses more computer power to model Kasumi's breasts than NASA had for the moon landings. That's actually not a joke." Your average pocket calculator uses more computer power than NASA's Apollo computer!

[R.E.H.W.R.]

I stopped reading when I saw Ellie from the last of us.

Ya, so A fourteen year old girl isn't gonna need help from people trying to kill her?!?
Hell, she can barely knife a dude without making noise. (at least from my own experience.)

[Ibrahim90]

You don't even get past the first paragraph without encountering major fail: "Dead or Alive uses more computer power to model Kasumi's breasts than NASA had for the moon landings. That's actually not a joke." Your average pocket calculator uses more computer power than NASA's Apollo computer!

well, I can safely report that the fail was so great, it crashed my Firefox!

[Gumba Masta]

You don't even get past the first paragraph without encountering major fail: "Dead or Alive uses more computer power to model Kasumi's breasts than NASA had for the moon landings. That's actually not a joke." Your average pocket calculator uses more computer power than NASA's Apollo computer!

Well it's not wrong. It is using more processing power. Mind you the moonlanding was less creepy than the big bouncy rubber boobs, even if they had discovered Moon Monsters.

[VectorM]

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10151585412111621&set=a.95877021620.99699.46675576620&type=1&relevant_count=1

Without government investing in it(the Internet) when there was zero profits to be seen, and funding the development of Mosaic, it never would have happened. And specifically with Al Gore's High Performance Computing and Communication Act of 1991.

[Travis Retriever]

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10151585412111621&set=a.95877021620.99699.46675576620&type=1&relevant_count=1

Without government investing in it(the Internet) when there was zero profits to be seen, and funding the development of Mosaic, it never would have happened. And specifically with Al Gore's High Performance Computing and Communication Act of 1991.

--From Diogenes Principle.  Yeah.  That person is a fucktard.

[nilecroc]

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The video itself isn't fail, its the cultists supporting the gang members extorting him on bullshit charges are.

[Travis Retriever]

http://www.cracked.com/article_19785_5-ways-modern-men-are-trained-to-hate-women.html
The fail article I promised in fav quotes.

[VectorM]

http://www.cracked.com/article_19785_5-ways-modern-men-are-trained-to-hate-women.html
The fail article I promised in fav quotes.

One of the reasons why I skip any David Wong article.