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Quote from: MrBogosity on July 15, 2013, 02:11:04 PM
He didn't. He left the car to find a street sign so he could tell the 911 operator where he was. Again, MARTIN came to HIM.

Again again, if that's how it happened. Mind you I wouldn't trust Martin's telling of events if I had a chance to listen to it. After all I've watched Rashomon. Well, I watched the original japanese version without any subs and then looked up what the fuck the movie was about on the internet.

Quote from: Gumba Masta on July 15, 2013, 04:37:05 PM
Again again, if that's how it happened.

That's what was said at the time on the 911 call.

He might've lied. He might've started to strangle the lad with with his own penis. I know I would've. I mean in a consentiual way of course.
But I digress.

Quote from: MrBogosity on July 15, 2013, 09:00:28 AM
It is if he pushes you to the ground and wails on you MMA-style while banging your head against the concrete, as both eyewitnesses and Zimmerman's injuries confirm.

With what Martin was doing to him, Zimmerman's death would have just been a matter of time--and not much at that. You can only sustain so many head injuries, and Martin showed no sign of stopping.

Well, damn, it's Hale and Tavai all over again.

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July 16, 2013, 12:07:37 AM #3860 Last Edit: July 16, 2013, 12:28:07 AM by surhotchaperchlorome
Quote from: D on July 16, 2013, 12:04:26 AM
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And the comments on it too:

ex:  "Banning abortion is completely consistent with Libertarian views because, Abortion completely,(brutally), violates the rights of the unborn children. As such we should not only ban the practice but harshly prosecute those who cunduct it to the same level we would an active shooter."--blade402860
"Abortion should still be allowed in case the fetus is a threat to the mother. I'm kind of conflicted on rape. On one side the mother did not choose to let the fetus in there. on the other side the fetus is doing no long term harm. But incest abortion is evil eugenics. If you voluntary commit incest it's not the babies fault."--WolfSaviorZX (this was a top comment--with 9 upthumbs when I last saw it)

Hell, if they want me to take them seriously they can stop with the holier than thou--"Well YOU would have cared if your mom aborted you!/The world would be better off if YOU were aborted" (direct quotes sadly) and/or the Godwin's Law "holocaust of the unborn!" bollocks.  Either one of those stupid bits, I will take as a forfeit of the debate.  Grow up.

The fact that she (TLG) seems to support Rand Paul for 2016 says it all imho--she's yet another conservaturd in libertarian clothing.
"When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world—'No. You move.'"
-Captain America, Amazing Spider-Man 537

July 16, 2013, 02:21:54 AM #3861 Last Edit: July 16, 2013, 03:37:09 AM by R.E.H.W.R.
John Oliver "Slams" Florida: 'Just Because You're Shaped Like A Dick Doesn't Mean You Have To Act' Like One

http://www.mediaite.com/tv/john-oliver-slams-florida-just-because-youre-shaped-like-a-dick-doesnt-mean-you-have-to-act-like-one/

Wow, way to know fuck all about a case, but still talk on about it like a moron.
"The more laws and order are made prominent, the more thieves and robbers there will be."
Lao Tzu

Quote from: R.E.H.W.R. on July 16, 2013, 02:21:54 AM
John Oliver "Slams" Florida: 'Just Because You're Shaped Like A Dick Doesn't Mean You Have To Act' Like One

http://www.mediaite.com/tv/john-oliver-slams-florida-just-because-youre-shaped-like-a-dick-doesnt-mean-you-have-to-act-like-one/

Wow, way to know fuck all about a case, but still talk on about it like a moron.
From the comment section.
Wow. Just wow!
"The more laws and order are made prominent, the more thieves and robbers there will be."
Lao Tzu

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Apparently calling a black man whom you disagree with politically an "Uncle Tom" or "House negro" or "race traitor" is not racist.

Because it's totally legit for a liberal white man to dictate to black people what they ought to think, and if they don't think that way, to label them "Uncle Toms."

This is why I don't take "social justice" seriously.


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Quote from: BlameThe1st on July 16, 2013, 01:40:43 PM
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Apparently calling a black man whom you disagree with politically an "Uncle Tom" or "House negro" or "race traitor" is not racist.

Because it's totally legit for a liberal white man to dictate to black people what they ought to think, and if they don't think that way, to label them "Uncle Toms."

This is why I don't take "social justice" seriously.
Yikes.  Reminds me of when I defended the idea of gov't not having a say in things like sex or whathave you and when I brought up that I'm bi-sexual, they call me an "uncle tom" for it....for not wanting special favoring from govco...
"When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world—'No. You move.'"
-Captain America, Amazing Spider-Man 537

"Rights and duties are convertible terms. If you have the right to life, you have the duty to not infringe on others. If you have a right to abortion... do you have a duty to abort? For this reason abortion is not a natural law. And Cicero would further say, "True law is right reason, consonant with nature, spread through all people. It is constant and eternal; it summons to duty by its orders, it deters from crime by its prohibitions."--Publius Valerius from TLG's video on abortion.
Translated--"I don't know what the fuck a 'right' is."
Incidently, check out Shane's comments in the video:  https://www.youtube.com/all_comments?v=mW-yvfrVrdw&threaded=1 They are epic win.
"When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world—'No. You move.'"
-Captain America, Amazing Spider-Man 537

Quote from: surhotchaperchlorome on July 16, 2013, 02:18:15 PM
Yikes.  Reminds me of when I defended the idea of gov't not having a say in things like sex or whathave you and when I brought up that I'm bi-sexual, they call me an "uncle tom" for it....for not wanting special favoring from govco...

or the time I was called a (race) traitor for having the temerity to suggest that maybe--just maybe--I don't think it's a problem that large groups of (brown?) people from outside Europe wish to move in, and that it is perfectly normal (from an economic standpoint). I mean, it's not like walls are being built by the immigrants with machine gun nests and checkpoints, houses bulldozed, and natives forced to live either like urchins or leave their country....

which is funny, because European governments tend to (off the record of course), support this kind of behavior.
Meh

Quote from: D on July 16, 2013, 12:04:26 AM
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One of her comments was just painful. "What does this video have to do with gov't force?"  Really?  Grief....
"When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world—'No. You move.'"
-Captain America, Amazing Spider-Man 537

Quote from: surhotchaperchlorome on July 16, 2013, 07:05:40 PM
One of her comments was just painful. "What does this video have to do with gov't force?"  Really?  Grief....

Pin them to the wall about the problems with banning abortion, and they backpedal and go, "Oh, but we don't want to ban abortion!" Really? Okay, good. Then you know what? YOU'RE PRO-CHOICE!!!

Quote from: MrBogosity on July 17, 2013, 12:37:40 PM
Pin them to the wall about the problems with banning abortion, and they backpedal and go, "Oh, but we don't want to ban abortion!" Really? Okay, good. Then you know what? YOU'RE PRO-CHOICE!!!
Indeed.  It's one thing to think abortion is immoral or be against it.  It's another thing to want to use government force to stop it.
"When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world—'No. You move.'"
-Captain America, Amazing Spider-Man 537