Fail Quotes

[Ibrahim90]

Oh just wait D: we will have large asteroids coming, gas fields exploding under our feet, the dinosaurs will arise and eat us all, Zod will make us kneel before him, and the maple syrup I bought with my paycheck will taste like lemons and turn blue...

[Skm1091]

See these people?

Point at them and laugh.

*points and laugh*

[Travis Retriever]

*points and laugh*

*Joins in with the pointing and laughing*

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/sigh; every comment by Christ apostle in the above video's comment section is a fail quote.  Btw, he seems to be the "Jesus Proof" dude from part one of your series.  I notice the two accounts are different.  Unless I'm mistaken in how Google/YouTube's account/naming system works, does that mean one is a sockpuppet of the other?

[MrBogosity]

/sigh; every comment by Christ apostle in the above video's comment section is a fail quote.  Btw, he seems to be the "Jesus Proof" dude from part one of your series.  I notice the two accounts are different.  Unless I'm mistaken in how Google/YouTube's account/naming system works, does that mean one is a sockpuppet of the other?

Unless he changed his name in the system, yes.

[Travis Retriever]

Unless he changed his name in the system, yes.

I checked it and it looks like two separate user accounts or something.
Christ apostle:  https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5qLylgF_ZiYZjQliHx-3NQ
Jesus Proof: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCk42NbzZzKkTBkX6jhUyAIg

I'm not familiar with how YouTube names with accounts anymore.  What do you think?

[dallen68]

Unless he changed his name in the system, yes.

Well, in theory, unless he established one or both of these names as a "recognized trademark" (what ever that is), any thing new he publishes would be under his legal name as per google/youtube TOS.

I had the "Dallen68" on youtube for years, but because I hadn't established a "recognized presence", google/youtube now makes me comment/publish in my legal name.

[R.E.H.W.R.]

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Of, course the comments are disabled.

[Skm1091]

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Of, course the comments are disabled.

And ratings.

[FSBlueApocalypse]

More Libertarian GMO fail *sigh*

I believe that food producers who do not currently identify GMOs in their product are already committing fraud, as I explained above. One of the problems with GMOs is that it is a hidden defect, and one that cannot be discerned by the consumer. I know of no one who has the capability of genetically testing every item in their grocery cart. Therefore, without labeling, there is no realistic way to know whether the products one purchases are natural or genetically engineered. If the ingredients simply say "corn" or "tomatoes," there's no way to know.

https://www.facebook.com/awyllie/posts/10200597035463165?comment_id=5452042&offset=0&total_comments=16

[BlameThe1st]

*facehoof* Sweet Celestia, this is painful!

[AnCap Dave]

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[Travis Retriever]

*facehoof* Sweet Celestia, this is painful!

You ain't kiddin' bro!  I don't even know where to begin with that abomination.

[Travis Retriever]

Make a deal with them: I'll wear them any time I have to stand up in a horse's saddle stirrups and fire a bow and arrow.

Or even better if they promise to shoot at/throw Molotov cocktails at armed soldiers and policemen and other government agents and clergy (especially fundamentalist Muslim) and rap artists.  Or advocate that slavery..I mean the draft apply to women too.  Last I checked, gov't, religion and hip hop culture is VASTLY more anti-woman than anything an MRA has ever produced, yet they either cuddle up with or ignore those three.

[Ibrahim90]

won't happen--nice as it would be.

[Travis Retriever]

Yeah.

This one, however, is a fail: