Fail Quotes

Started by Travis Retriever, October 17, 2009, 03:00:20 PM

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Quote from: BlameThe1st on May 22, 2013, 10:15:55 PM
Sweet Celestia! It's like some people have no problem with the idea of being slaves. Making decisions for yourself is evil. Having other people think for you it's good. These people just want to be controlled, don't they?

Reminds me of a (win) quote Shane once shared, really, it's the only response I could ever have to advanced stockholm syndrome people like that:

"If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude than the animated contest of freedom — go home from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains sit lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen!" -- Samuel Adams
"When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world—'No. You move.'"
-Captain America, Amazing Spider-Man 537

My dad is watching Family Guy right now. The episode in particular is the one where Brian decides to become a Republican.

Needless to say, it's full of fail, namely the fact that they lump libertarian principles with crazy Republican opinions.

Not to mention they also have to shove in as much liberal bullshit as possible to make it sound like THEY'RE the truly rational folk.

Quote from: D on May 23, 2013, 01:16:30 AM
My dad is watching Family Guy right now. The episode in particular is the one where Brian decides to become a Republican.

Needless to say, it's full of fail, namely the fact that they lump libertarian principles with crazy Republican opinions.

Not to mention they also have to shove in as much liberal bullshit as possible to make it sound like THEY'RE the truly rational folk.

If you think that's bad, you should see the Episode "Tea Peter" wherein Peter joins the Tea Party.

Quote from: tnu on May 23, 2013, 03:35:04 AM
If you think that's bad, you should see the Episode "Tea Peter" wherein Peter joins the Tea Party.

You think Seth would have learned from his ass whooping from Penn Jillette.

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"The more laws and order are made prominent, the more thieves and robbers there will be."
Lao Tzu

"The more laws and order are made prominent, the more thieves and robbers there will be."
Lao Tzu

Not sure if this is a fail.

http://titanicfan1000.deviantart.com/art/Top-10-Free-Market-Leaders-372666805
I brought up that Reagan only paid lip service to small government and was given this link
http://www.cato.org/sites/cato.org/files/pubs/pdf/pa261.pdf

Any truth to it?
I recently heard that the word heretic is derived from the greek work heriticos which means "able to choose"
The more you know...

Quote from: Lord T Hawkeye on May 23, 2013, 08:03:16 AM
Any truth to it?

Yes, in the sense that all cherry-picked facts are, taken alone, true.

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What a lying sack of shit.

Speaking of lying sacks of shit, WTNH, a local news station here in Connecticut BLATANTLY lied in a news story about lawsuits against the gun control laws here in Connecticut by claiming that Adam Lanza USED an AR-15 during his killing spree.

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I'm going to throw this in too:
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Dawn of Shelton in particular is a piece of shit.

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*head desk* *head desk* *head desk* Has this guy ever heard of paradolia and apophenia? I am against gun control and the government hypocrisy and shit but to believe that there is this satanic global conspiracy is a tab bit loopy. I can't believe I actually used to be like these guys.

"We should not profile people, unless it necessary"-Wayne Allyn Root

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Oh sweet jesus I didn't even get to the part where WAR was talking to the people who were profiled because they were black or muslim.

Go fuck yourself Wayne Allyn Root. I would say take a hot railroad spike and shove it up your ass but obviously your head is too entrenched.

Quoteour continued inisitence that the government uses violence is getting old, it does what it must to do what it must. It doesn't need to explain itself to me, you or anybody

Quote from: tnu on May 24, 2013, 04:08:40 PM

@OP--I am reminded of the old theist cop-out argument "God works in mysterious ways."
"When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world—'No. You move.'"
-Captain America, Amazing Spider-Man 537