Fail Quotes

[Travis Retriever]

http://www.cracked.com/article_20067_5-b.s.-political-arguments-you-hear-every-election-season_p2.html
Don't have time to read, but I did look at the titles.
Starts out so-so, but the one about people buying the election I know is going to miss a huge point, and the one on drugs and prohibition just reeks of bogosity.

[R.E.H.W.R.]

Obama's record according to morons.

[AnCap Dave]

The latest Obama ad featuring Morgan Freeman is pretty awful.

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>Every president inherits challenges, few have faced so many.

And yet he hasn't done anything to actually fix them, instead making them worse.

>Four years later our enemies have been brought to justice. Our heroes are coming home.

That's funny because Osama is dead and yet we're still in Afghanistan and troops just went back into Iraq. Oh and we're still drone bombing the ever loving shit out of the Middle East...so what was this about the war being over?

>Assembly lines are humming again—

The assembly lines of your cronies, and yet GM is still losing money, so what did you solve exactly?

>there are still challenges to meet

Which you've yet shown any reason for me to believe that you will meet them.

>children to educate

Then allow school choice

>a middle class to rebuild

Well, you could start by not implementing the largest tax hike in US history on them that you call the Affordable Care Act.

>but the last thing we should do is turn back now.

This implies that you ever moved forward with anything other than lining the pockets of your cronies.

[MrBogosity]

>Every president inherits challenges, few have faced so many.

And yet he hasn't done anything to actually fix them, instead making them worse.

And most of those "challenges" he voted for in the Senate.

>a middle class to rebuild

Well, you could start by not implementing the largest tax hike in US history on them that you call the Affordable Care Act.

Even before then, the tax burden on the middle class has been increasing where it was decreasing under Bush.

[AnCap Dave]

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Quote starts at 11:32

"If it is misused, and there is a really major possibility of abuse if you have the wrong people running the government, but the bottom line in the end is, whose 4 year old gets killed? What we're doing is limiting the possibility that 4 year olds here are going to get killed by indiscriminate acts of terror."

Joe Klein is a fucking douchebag. I can't mince my words here. You have to be an absolute piece of shit to sit there and say, "Well better them than us" when someone tells you that we're killing children over seas.

[VectorM]

http://9gag.com/gag/5673169

[AnCap Dave]

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Did they seriously compare voting to Obama to losing your virginity to Obama? Am I the only one who finds that creepy as fuck?

[evensgrey]

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Did they seriously compare voting to Obama to losing your virginity to Obama? Am I the only one who finds that creepy as fuck?

What, confusing, painful, unsatisfying and leaving you with the feeling you've just done something massively unwise?  Sounds like a perfect analogy to me.

[Ibrahim90]

What, confusing, painful, unsatisfying and leaving you with the feeling you've just done something massively unwise?  Sounds like a perfect analogy to me.

well, I'd go a step further and say that this video doesn't go far enough: it should compare voting for Obama with having your first sexual act with a small monkey*...

*as in non-ape.

[AnCap Dave]

[AnCap Dave]

I just woke up a little less than a half hour ago, but I needed the laugh.

A little backstory: An acquaintance of mine posted her piece about abortion that she submitted to Huffington Post. I commented on this post and quoted Rothbard. Some woman named Karen Kelly decided to get herself involved in the discussion, and that's where the fail train rolls in.

"the fetus becomes a parasitic "invader" of her person, and the mother has the perfect right to expel this invader from her domain. Abortion should be looked upon, not as "murder" of a living person, but as the expulsion of an unwanted invader from the mother's body".... Wow.... how completely and utterly disgusting these words are. How off putting and downright vile. Sounds like the spawn of Hitler wrote this or the devil himself. I have an idea... why don't you girls keep your pants on Saturday nigh? so you don't have to kill one of Gods babies on Sunday morning? lets be honest, this is all about ignoring personal responsibility. Close your legs.

Oh, but it's not over there. There's more!

Dave, its interesting that your hero here is an Atheist & Anarchist among other really sweet things. These types of people that want to walk the Earth and do as they please with ZERO accountability. Do you know what we call those types? Well....bugs for one, insects, animals...these are what walk or crawl the Earth with ZERO accountability. And they are ruled by the law of "Survival of the fittest". yes, weaker of the group gets eaten...disposed of. Humans are different, in that we do not treat each other in the manner. But you want the best of both worlds, you want to walk the Earth as you wish, no accountability, and you want to control everyone that is ahead/above you. while the people beneath you (babies) well.... they can be disposed of. And the level of YOUR concern, changes, as you change. The more you acquire, and higher you achieve, your level of concern changes, to accommodate your current level of occupation. Yeah, people like you have come along before, you're nothing new Dave.

And more:

Dave said: "Oh, so apparently if you're raped, wanting to abort the fetus is just dodging your responsibility to take care of a gift from your god right? And you have the nerve to say that what I said was vile.".... PS- I never said that , you just lied. But I stand by what i DID say. I love how you all bring up the "Rape Argument" when you clearly are arguing for the freedom to just go around and screw. Your pendulum is either pinned left, or pinned right, right?. OK, you are an atheist, you don't believe in any God, I gotcha. Well this planet is made up of FAR FAR more people that DO believe in God. Many cases you make up only 1 out of 100.

Dave, go find a community where you fit in. walk the Earth looking for it. You don't want to change to suit anyone else, but you are first to try to change 99% of your community to suit YOUR needs. Bye Dave.

[R.E.H.W.R.]

I mention to a friend about how Obama and Romney are pretty much the same politician and I got this bit of fail.

"What I'd like to know is why people automatically assume that I'm one of those that looks at Obama like a shining angel. I don't. I realize Obama has fuck ups just like any other candidate. We have a choice between a giant douche and a turd sandwich. My point is that at least with a giant douche I can clean myself which is a hell of a lot more than I can do with a turd sandwich. I can't do jack with a turd sandwich. But those are the choices and I'd rather let people know the potential benefits of one compared to the cluster fuck that the other one would bring. And yes, I believe one has it's benefits and that calling them both the same makes you sound like a fucking dumbass."

[MrBogosity]

I wonder if he actually saw the South Park episode about the giant douche vs. the turd sandwich? 'Cause if so, he missed the point...bigtime!

[R.E.H.W.R.]

More proof that InfoWars is full of complete nutjobs.

http://www.infowars.com/could-hurricane-sandy-be-weather-modification-at-work/

[R.E.H.W.R.]

If I have to hear about how great Canada is from liberals, my head might explode.
No offense from those from Canada.