Fail Quotes

Started by Travis Retriever, October 17, 2009, 03:00:20 PM

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Quote from: R.E.H.W.R. on October 17, 2014, 03:44:00 PM
I got after school dentition for saying, "this sucks."

When I was in elementary school, I got in trouble for saying, "I can't wait until summer vacation" because of a teacher I didn't like.

You know, not really that much to do with the point, but it seems to me we'd end up with a lot less BS in our lives if schools didn't continually teach children that words have magic powers...

Quote from: MrBogosity on October 17, 2014, 04:48:07 PM
You know, not really that much to do with the point, but it seems to me we'd end up with a lot less BS in our lives if schools didn't continually teach children that words have magic powers...
Indeed.  Hell, if we had to list in detail every single thing wrong with schools (esp. govco schools) we'd be here until the end of the year.  During which time there'd be that much *more* wrong with them.  So I guess the biggest thing wrong with the schools is that they even exist to begin with.
"When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world—'No. You move.'"
-Captain America, Amazing Spider-Man 537


From +The Furry Page again.  Not a COMPLETE fail:  If that bottom one was a government agent saying "because of the social contract" it would be a win.
"When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world—'No. You move.'"
-Captain America, Amazing Spider-Man 537

Fail in the title alone.
http://slnm.us/xGdvCdM
"The more laws and order are made prominent, the more thieves and robbers there will be."
Lao Tzu

"The more laws and order are made prominent, the more thieves and robbers there will be."
Lao Tzu

http://www.salon.com/2013/04/11/tennessee_ayn_rands_vision_of_paradise_partner/

"I read the title of 'The Virtue of Selfishness' and jumped to conclusions and I believe republicans are for smaller government because getting off my ass and doing actual research like a proffessional is too hard."
I recently heard that the word heretic is derived from the greek work heriticos which means "able to choose"
The more you know...

Quote from: Lord T Hawkeye on October 18, 2014, 12:46:12 AM
http://www.salon.com/2013/04/11/tennessee_ayn_rands_vision_of_paradise_partner/

"I read the title of 'The Virtue of Selfishness' and jumped to conclusions and I believe republicans are for smaller government because getting off my ass and doing actual research like a proffessional is too hard."
TN is a freer state--the lower taxes is one of the reasons my family wanted to move there and it's one of the reasons I'll likely be moving there next year.
"When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world—'No. You move.'"
-Captain America, Amazing Spider-Man 537

Quote from: Travis Retriever on October 18, 2014, 11:05:14 AM
TN is a freer state--the lower taxes is one of the reasons my family wanted to move there and it's one of the reasons I'll likely be moving there next year.
Harry Browne lived there the last several years of his life.

Quote from: R.E.H.W.R. on October 18, 2014, 12:34:49 AM


they're not ready for Ebola because Ebola is not native to the place.

besides, it's not like the black death: you have to be in contact with the victim's bodily fluids to be in any danger. And I've not heard of many cases of Ebola anyways (3 last I heard--all as far as I am aware contained).
Meh

Apparently #GamerGate must be bots...because they use computers.


Quote from: D on October 19, 2014, 10:18:22 AM
Apparently #GamerGate must be bots...because they use computers.


Her conclusion doesn't follow from her data. NEXT! X3
"When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world—'No. You move.'"
-Captain America, Amazing Spider-Man 537

Quote from: D on October 19, 2014, 10:18:22 AM
Apparently #GamerGate must be bots...because they use computers.



A bot is not defined by location, but by activity.  Since the main source of #GamerGate tweets would be expected to be gamers, the most likely sourceplatform for such tweets  would be expected to be one suitable for games, of which by far the best for both gaming and tweeting is PCs.  (Phones are not generally well suited for tweets, as many of them lack a good way to enter text, and phones are honestly a lousy gaming platform, with small screens and generally awkward controls.  And I worked for Nokia when they were still pretending that phones were good enough gaming platforms to warrant the inclusion of their frankly awful gaming client.)

Quote from: evensgrey on October 19, 2014, 02:02:00 PM
A bot is not defined by location, but by activity.  Since the main source of #GamerGate tweets would be expected to be gamers, the most likely sourceplatform for such tweets  would be expected to be one suitable for games, of which by far the best for both gaming and tweeting is PCs.  (Phones are not generally well suited for tweets, as many of them lack a good way to enter text, and phones are honestly a lousy gaming platform, with small screens and generally awkward controls.  And I worked for Nokia when they were still pretending that phones were good enough gaming platforms to warrant the inclusion of their frankly awful gaming client.)
Not only that, but given the projection with the cries of death threats, would it surprise a single soul if they were the ones with the bots?
"When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world—'No. You move.'"
-Captain America, Amazing Spider-Man 537

Quote from: Travis Retriever on October 19, 2014, 02:08:54 PM
Not only that, but given the projection with the cries of death threats, would it surprise a single soul if they were the ones with the bots?

And given historical trends, the Feminist contingent is much more likely to be making death threats than getting them.