Fail Quotes

[Altimadark]

Ah. Yeah, and since he announced in advance he was doing it on Twitter, it's premeditated and he can't justify it in court!

Oh gog, I didn't even know that. Now I'm totally re-tweeting his dine & dash comments JIC he thinks to delete them beforehand.

[Ibrahim90]

Oh gog, I didn't even know that. Now I'm totally re-tweeting his dine & dash comments JIC he thinks to delete them beforehand.

get everyone you know to re-tweet this. I want to see the lulz.

[Altimadark]

get everyone you know to re-tweet this. I want to see the lulz.

I'll try, but I don't know that many people.

[Skm1091]

darn it Cleveland

http://www.inquisitr.com/1351894/gun-control-cleveland-law-would-strictly-limit-gun-buys-and-create-registry/

BBE or IE?

[Skm1091]

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EngageTheRebels says

Guns make the world safer because the more United Statians who get killed, the less of them there are to annoy the real world. 

Wow and they have the nerve to say that we Americans are racist?

[MrBogosity]

Aw jeez, this is going to be one of those "Don't crowd, you can't ALL be Idiot Extraordinaire!" weeks, isn't it?

Reporter stopped by TSA agent who didn't know District of Columbia is in US http://www.wftv.com/news/news/local/orlando-tsa-agents-getting-geography-refresher/ngfmH/

[evensgrey]

Aw jeez, this is going to be one of those "Don't crowd, you can't ALL be Idiot Extraordinaire!" weeks, isn't it?

Reporter stopped by TSA agent who didn't know District of Columbia is in US http://www.wftv.com/news/news/local/orlando-tsa-agents-getting-geography-refresher/ngfmH/
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Given the notoriously poor knowledge of geography common in the US and the notoriously low standards of the TSA, is this in any way surprising?  I don't think it really passes the bar for being Extraordinary.

[MrBogosity]

Given the notoriously poor knowledge of geography common in the US and the notoriously low standards of the TSA, is this in any way surprising?  I don't think it really passes the bar for being Extraordinary.

We're not talking about a random person pulled off the street. We're talking about someone who's supposedly trained to understand security threats! Doesn't that mean having to learn which forms of ID are valid and which ones aren't?

[Travis Retriever]

From a German fur I'm following on Google+ named Tefnut Nastula.

It says, "When the rich rob the poor, it's called capitalism.  When the poor rob the rich, it's called crime."

[R.E.H.W.R.]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/07/15/staples-boycott_n_5588839.html
Ya, because the Post Office is so great.

[MrBogosity]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/07/15/staples-boycott_n_5588839.html
Ya, because the Post Office is so great.

Yeah, monopolies FTW, I guess.

[Travis Retriever]

"well ... but we'd have to not even look over your pond. let us look sometimes in europe and Germany ...."--both from Tefnut Nastula, shared originally from Being Liberal...which apparently has a Google+ page....FML.

[R.E.H.W.R.]

http://valleywag.gawker.com/anarchist-protestors-blocked-uber-cars-in-the-streets-o-1568739346
Anarchy- You're doing it wrong.

[Travis Retriever]

http://valleywag.gawker.com/anarchist-protestors-blocked-uber-cars-in-the-streets-o-1568739346
Anarchy- You're doing it wrong.

"Turned its sights from Google..." Wait...are these those same 'anarcho'-communists who targeted Google a while back? Good lord...of course it would be these pillocks.

[BlameThe1st]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/07/15/staples-boycott_n_5588839.html
Ya, because the Post Office is so great.

I made the mistake of reading the comments. Sweet Celestia, the stupidity burns like the sun!

I assume that these people are against monopolies, yet they are perfectly fine with the USPS holding a monopoly on postal service. Doy!