Fail Quotes

Started by Travis Retriever, October 17, 2009, 03:00:20 PM

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Quote from: tnu on April 19, 2014, 09:17:20 AM
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My god what an arrogant, ignorant ass this Hartman fellow seems to be
"Ban and confiscate excess wealth"
And you can start with those in government and their media meat puppets like you, Hartmann.
"When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world—'No. You move.'"
-Captain America, Amazing Spider-Man 537

Quote from: Travis Retriever on April 19, 2014, 09:58:48 AM
"Ban and confiscate excess wealth"
And you can start with those in government and their media meat puppets like you, Hartmann.

Could he act more like a villain from an Ayn Rand novel?

Quote from: Travis Retriever on April 19, 2014, 09:58:48 AM
"Ban and confiscate excess wealth"
And you can start with those in government and their media meat puppets like you, Hartmann.

IKR? He bleats on about how the Kochs have $100 billion. And how much does government have? How much do they take directly from us every year? How much do they steal from us by printing money?

Normally I don't complain about articles from a website like this, but this is just ludicrous:

http://reason.com/archives/2014/04/19/tax-deductions-versus-lower-tax-rates

Really?  We should allow discriminatory taxation just to avoid HIGHER taxation!!??!?  Come on.
Working every day to expose the terrible price we pay for government.

After pointing out to my mom why I wouldn't wear fur (I don't give a shit about the animal's life, I mean, they aren't sentient, so who gives a shit?) She says, "Well, I wouldn't mind eating meat if I knew it was killed humanely and bleed properly.  But in this day and age with these greedy industrialists who have the animals knee deep in their own shit, in the dark and crowded, there's no way.  I mean, God intended for us to eat those [clean, as defined by the Bible *sigh*] animals."

Where do I even begin?  1) Because as we all know greed is only something people have today and/or only industrialists have, right? 2) The Bible is bullshit, so they weren't "created for us" anymore than anything else.  3)  She DOES know that when an animal is treated at least somewhat humanely it gives better quality meat and thus better sales, right?  Hell, look at the prices/sales of 'free range' meat and that it sells, I mean come on!  4)  Just ONCE I'd like to see a theistic statist liberal (read: her) not give the government a special/free pass...I showed her Harry Browne's book "Why Government Doesn't Work"  Her reaction/response to it?  It made her depressed and uncomfortable because, "Well, what the hell can I do to change this stuff?"  Mom, you can start by NOT FUCKING GIVING YOUR SUPPORT FOR IT! Good lord.  And stop browbeating me to vote...gods.
"When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world—'No. You move.'"
-Captain America, Amazing Spider-Man 537

http://skepticalavenger.tumblr.com/image/83112446523

"The corporations belong to no land, no country, no people."

Why is that a bad thing? Do you think having undying loyalty to one plot of land at the expense of all others is a good thing? That's a very jingoistic, isolationist mindset. I think the fact that corporations serve all people regardless of their nationality is a good thing. It shows that people are willing to trade and do business with one another across borders. In an ever growing global community, that ought to be a virtue, not a vice.


No Sovereign but God. No King but Jesus. No Princess but Celestia.

QuoteOh, I know, lets talk about the electoral college to distract the stupid fucking idiots from the fact that their country has been taken over by terrorist like Monsanto, Bank Of America, GE and Facebook

Someone on Facebook

-says facebook are terrorists
-uses facebook.

sounds legit.
Meh

Both of the post above this: I couldn't help but laugh.


Well, my favorite psychopath is back: This week, she's saying that if we give children with mumps nightshade, "they will quickly get over the fever and tremors phase of that illness" Yeah, because we'll quickly be on the flowers and casket phase of that illness?

Quote from: dallen68 on April 21, 2014, 11:17:54 PM
Well, my favorite psychopath is back: This week, she's saying that if we give children with mumps nightshade, "they will quickly get over the fever and tremors phase of that illness" Yeah, because we'll quickly be on the flowers and casket phase of that illness?

nightshade? Oh boy.

what next? Belladona? Hemlock? poison holly?
Meh

Quote from: Ibrahim90 on April 22, 2014, 12:31:15 AM
nightshade? Oh boy.

what next? Belladona? Hemlock? poison holly?

Oh, sorry I meant to say Homeopath, I just couldn't remember what that particular type of psychopath was called.

Quote from: dallen68 on April 22, 2014, 12:46:28 AM
Oh, sorry I meant to say Homeopath, I just couldn't remember what that particular type of psychopath was called.

still a crazy woman, so who cares who she is? all I need to know is what she is.
Meh

Quote from: tnu on April 21, 2014, 11:10:59 PM

@OP:  Because corporations are, by definition, government created legal fictions, you tool!
"When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world—'No. You move.'"
-Captain America, Amazing Spider-Man 537