Fail Quotes

[R.E.H.W.R.]

[MrBogosity]

And have a completely different corporate hand in your pocket...

[Travis Retriever]

"It's a/every woman's prerogative to change her mind."--a few too many women...

[evensgrey]

There's no way that's because the animal rights activists very often are creationists. 

Which leads me to wonder how many of them are also moon hoaxers, since at least one of the big professional moon hoax promoters also makes money promoting creationism.

[Travis Retriever]

http://blamethe1st.deviantart.com/art/Human-Progress-Is-An-Illusion-353354995

[MrBogosity]

http://blamethe1st.deviantart.com/art/Human-Progress-Is-An-Illusion-353354995

Sounds like a strawman to me. When did anyone ever say science would create a PERFECT world? It creates a world better than the one we had. It's not like thousands of years of religion did anything significant...

[Travis Retriever]

Okay, this one NEEDS to be posted here:  "CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE!"--Every SJW ever

Sounds like a strawman to me. When did anyone ever say science would create a PERFECT world? It creates a world better than the one we had. It's not like thousands of years of religion did anything significant...

Indeed.

[Dallas Wildman]

More from IAB:

http://www.i-am-bored.com/forums.asp?action=read&ct=10&q_id=95693&read_page=1#

"The government has no constitutional authority to dictate the terms of private contracts."

The government has no constitutional authority, the government has no constitutional authority, the government has no constitutional authority.

Jesus, you sound like the crotchety old f.ucks I see ranting and raving at the courthouse.

Yes. No s.hit. They don't have the constitutional authority to do a lot of things because the constitution is a very small document.

S.hit has changed quite a bit in the last 250 years in case you haven't noticed. Get over it. PROGRESS. We aren't just a bunch of hillbillies with muskets living in logged cabins anymore.

It takes a few additional laws to make the society function.

[AnCap Dave]

http://blip.tv/nostalgiacritic/nc-top-11-things-you-never-noticed-about-ghostbusters-6776493
#1 Really, Doug?!?

If anyone hasn't seen it yet, here's the Youtube version:
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Fun fact: I've never seen Ghostbusters or Ghostbusters 2 in full.

[R.E.H.W.R.]

Ok, I'm done with this asshole. Fuck this guy!
http://themattwalshblog.com/2014/03/19/i-guess-im-old-fashioned-but-i-wouldnt-let-my-son-wear-a-my-little-pony-backpack-to-school/

[MrBogosity]

Ok, I'm done with this asshole. Fuck this guy!
http://themattwalshblog.com/2014/03/19/i-guess-im-old-fashioned-but-i-wouldnt-let-my-son-wear-a-my-little-pony-backpack-to-school/

"If the kid was literally assaulted by groups of boys, I find it hard to believe that none of the offenders have been punished." I don't. That was PRECISELY my experience being bullied in school: I got punished, the bullies got off scot-free.

[Travis Retriever]

"If the kid was literally assaulted by groups of boys, I find it hard to believe that none of the offenders have been punished." I don't. That was PRECISELY my experience being bullied in school: I got punished, the bullies got off scot-free.

But if we didn't have government schools, who would protect the kids being bullied!  Oh wait...

[Travis Retriever]

Speaking of which, if there is one double standard that irks me it's this one:
"We NEED to take care of/be the keeper of the poor/sick/etc!"

and when this (and bad parents) fails as predictably as the fucking tides they goal post shift/hand wave with:

"Well, yes the education system/your parents/socialized healthcare failed you, but YOU have to take responsibility!"

Which is it, statists?  You can't have that both ways.  Choose.

[Travis Retriever]

http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-annoying-things-parents-say-to-people-who-dont-have-kids/
Fail because of hypocrisy.  He's said at least #5 to many others before.

[Travis Retriever]

http://zeiphex.deviantart.com/art/Anti-Art-Theft-Stamp-119472867

Even if the artist no longer has a copy of it, so *your* copy is the only one left?
Even if the artist is okay with you posting it?
Even if you give the artist credit in both the title *and* the description AND link to both said artist and their original submission?

IP is bogosity, OP, deal with it.  Plagiarism is one thing; though sometimes I even have doubts about that.  I mean, in college/university we were told using information from a previous report/work/etc we have done only without providing a reference/citation to said work is SELF plagiarism...um...WHAT?