Fail Quotes

[MrBogosity]

Link from said Damara would help.

Underneath the video, click on "Click here to read all comments."

[Ibrahim90]

And I thought some American jokes (George Carlin) were edgy/provocative. O_o

contrary to popular belief, Palestinians aren't prudes (though I can see where it comes from)...some of the comedians there are not above what by western standards are dirty jokes, involving rape, sodomy (as a subset of the former), grotesque pairings (like what happens if a dwarf marries a dwarf, a giant to a giant, or a a math teacher marries a thief--trust me, this last one only words in Arabic), and obscene word play.

here's another one--more light hearted:

a man once had intestinal worms. he tried all normal medicine: prescriptions from the doctor, invasive procedures, the works. He even tried traditional Arab medicine, but to no avail: the worms seemed stronger than ever. So someone told him there was a wise man in Singapore, who could help him. there he went, and when he inquired on how to cure his condition, the wise man said: "take watermelon and cut it in two. put half of watermelon under ass. King of worms  lick it, like it, and say to subject worms "let's move!"". Incredulous, but with little left to lose, he follows the instructions: he gets a watermelon, cuts it in two, and sits on one. certainly enough, the king of the worms goes to lick the watermelon, and finds it delicious. happy, he exclaims to the subject worms "haul it up boys!"

[R.E.H.W.R.]

Could us cavemen without Facebook get a screenshot or other method of viewing this?

http://www.flickr.com/photos/114054462@N02/11881738505/sizes/o/

[Ibrahim90]

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God I wish I were making this shit up...

[ArtemisVale]

My quote i psoted on the new anarchist memes

I want all human interactions to be voluntary. Fuck me right?

"Yep - fuck you, you piece of shit. Because when you say voluntary, you don't really mean that. What you mean is you should be able to allow someone to starve if they don't agree to work for a wage you demand. That's not voluntary, that's being voluntold." -Brent Lengel

[R.E.H.W.R.]

My quote i psoted on the new anarchist memes

"Yep - fuck you, you piece of shit. Because when you say voluntary, you don't really mean that. What you mean is you should be able to allow someone to starve if they don't agree to work for a wage you demand. That's not voluntary, that's being voluntold." -Brent Lengel

I can't believe some people say crap like this seriously.

[ArtemisVale]

I can't believe some people say crap like this seriously.

There is the arguement that if a worker really is being exploited by a capitalist, he can join an anarcho-commune if its so great. There. problem fucking solved.

[ArtemisVale]

More from brent.

"No we can't, not under capitalism, because Capitalism demands profit. Capitalism means private citizens are allowed to accumulate a nearly infinite amount of private property. They then have to USE that ownership of property to earn a profit, which then allows them to buy more property and thus make more profit FOREVER. If you stop - if you decide you have enough and leave people alone, you will be out competed and destroyed by another nastier more amoral capitalist who WILL.

Capitalism works live evolution except instead of being set for "survival of the fittest/sexist" it's set for "survival of the biggest, most amoral schemeing douchebag who will do anything to get ahead."

I try to be a nice guy. Try to build bridges *bangs head against the wall* No more facebook for me for a while.

Here is where all the BS is coming from

https://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?story_fbid=422917854507634&id=422264631239623&comment_id=2388001&reply_comment_id=2388114&offset=0&total_comments=28&notif_t=feed_comment

[Travis Retriever]

More from brent.

I try to be a nice guy. Try to build bridges *bangs head against the wall* No more facebook for me for a while.

Here is where all the BS is coming from

https://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?story_fbid=422917854507634&id=422264631239623&comment_id=2388001&reply_comment_id=2388114&offset=0&total_comments=28&notif_t=feed_comment

Yeesh!  As if I needed yet another reason to not join Facebook.  Hell, he couldn't just check out Hawkeye's videos?  I'm sure he's debunked that "wage slavery! work or starve!" bullshit before.

[MrBogosity]

http://www.flickr.com/photos/114054462@N02/11881738505/sizes/o/

That Ryan Steinbruner character is the epitome of everything that's wrong with state worship. Who wants to bet he'd NEVER accept that exact same reasoning from a religious fundamentalist?

[Travis Retriever]

That Ryan Steinbruner character is the epitome of everything that's wrong with state worship. Who wants to bet he'd NEVER accept that exact same reasoning from a religious fundamentalist?

Yet he doesn't seem to want to call Obama (his lord and savior no doubt) out on this crap...lemme guess.  "BUT BUSH!"

[ArtemisVale]

[Travis Retriever]

...I'm not sure whether to be disgusted, be confused, or just laugh that's so pathetic.  Seriously; is this a parody/satire by an anarcho capitalist poking fun of the anarcho communists?

[ArtemisVale]

...I'm not sure whether to be disgusted, be confused, or just laugh that's so pathetic.  Seriously; is this a parody/satire by an anarcho capitalist poking fun of the anarcho communists?

It was fom the AnCom anarchsit memes, but maybe it is AnCap satire.

[BreadGod]

Is this image meant to be a troll? If so, then it's a really bad troll. I give it a 1/10.