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November 12, 2013, 03:02:15 PM #4620
Quote from: MrBogosity on November 12, 2013, 02:51:10 PM
Yeah, reminds me of reading Atlas Shrugged...
I tried reading it but the first paragraph alone was so dull.
November 12, 2013, 04:05:28 PM #4621 Last Edit: November 12, 2013, 04:07:51 PM by D
So this is a thing....



In fact the site it originated from makes me want to take a shower.
November 12, 2013, 04:49:19 PM #4622
Quote from: D on November 12, 2013, 04:05:28 PM
So this is a thing....



In fact the site it originated from makes me want to take a shower.

That HAS to be a parody!
November 12, 2013, 05:25:38 PM #4623
Quote from: MrBogosity on November 12, 2013, 04:49:19 PM
That HAS to be a parody!

I looked at who started this in the about section. No, this is not.
"The more laws and order are made prominent, the more thieves and robbers there will be."
Lao Tzu
November 12, 2013, 06:03:13 PM #4624
Quote from: MrBogosity on November 12, 2013, 04:49:19 PM
That HAS to be a parody!

I wish it was.
November 13, 2013, 02:35:54 PM #4625
Quote from: D on November 12, 2013, 06:03:13 PM
I wish it was.

You can get a big box of condoms for 20 bucks. why does insurance need to cover that?
November 13, 2013, 04:22:58 PM #4626
Quote from: Skm1091 on November 13, 2013, 02:35:54 PM
You can get a big box of condoms for 20 bucks. why does insurance need to cover that?

Because fuck spending money yourself for things that's why.
November 13, 2013, 05:20:50 PM #4627
Quote from: D on November 13, 2013, 04:22:58 PM
Because fuck spending money yourself for things that's why.

oh yeah
November 14, 2013, 07:13:19 AM #4628


While it's true that Black Friday can be very crazy, saying that people who want to take advantage of those deals are "monsters" is all kinds of ludicrous to me.

Usually people complain about it because of the people who have to work through that chaos, but hey that's the shit you signed up for when you took the job.
November 15, 2013, 11:17:32 AM #4629
http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-responses-to-sexism-that-just-make-everything-worse/
Fair warning, I haven't read this article, but given that it's from the same guy who made that bit saying that "I hate feminists = I hate women", I suspect the fail is strong in this one too.
"When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world—'No. You move.'"
-Captain America, Amazing Spider-Man 537
November 17, 2013, 05:34:12 PM #4630
November 18, 2013, 12:35:55 AM #4631
"The more laws and order are made prominent, the more thieves and robbers there will be."
Lao Tzu
November 18, 2013, 12:56:24 AM #4632
"When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world—'No. You move.'"
-Captain America, Amazing Spider-Man 537
November 18, 2013, 12:31:07 PM #4633
Quote from: surhotchaperchlorome on November 18, 2013, 12:56:24 AM
Stay classy, Ted, stay classy.
At least half of that article is parody.
November 18, 2013, 12:41:39 PM #4634
Quote from: D on November 14, 2013, 07:13:19 AM


While it's true that Black Friday can be very crazy, saying that people who want to take advantage of those deals are "monsters" is all kinds of ludicrous to me.

Usually people complain about it because of the people who have to work through that chaos, but hey that's the shit you signed up for when you took the job.

Well he's right though. They are literaly monsters. Zombies, Werewolves, Vampires and the odd manifestation of a demonic presence.
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