Fail Quotes

Started by Travis Retriever, October 17, 2009, 03:00:20 PM

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Quote from: BlameThe1st on August 09, 2013, 01:09:10 PM
That is Jack Chick (Google it :P) levels of terrible.  That poster's OP is projecting so hard we could use him to summon batman.
"When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world—'No. You move.'"
-Captain America, Amazing Spider-Man 537


Quote from: D on August 10, 2013, 06:57:46 AM


This is an OUTRIGHT LIE. S&P did NOT raise the US government's credit rating; it remains at AA+. IT HAS NOT BEEN RAISED TO AAA like the graphic implies. All they're saying is that they're confident it's not going to get WORSE.

Esprit just hit the dumbass jackpot in TWO different threads.

http://gtx0.com/view.php?post=78985

QuoteOk everyone, you've all witnessed it. This is what arguing with TNU boils down to. Notice he completely glosses over your relevant arguments, isolates a one-liner, then whines and pontificates his views. Dropping the pretense of arguments? You didn't even answer my reply, dingus.



Tnu, I officially grant you the exclusive title of Poster-boy for Anarchist Stupidity, or PAS.

I'm done here, PAS. All you're doing is avoiding my arguments by claiming that I've failed to make any in the first place. That's when you know it's time to call it quits.

http://gtx0.com/view.php?post=79017

QuoteActually, ordinary citizens ARE the ones delegated with the authority to make these decisions, based on an electoral vote. Secondly, you're distorting my stance on government policy methods. I did elaborate on how taxes and regulation are needed to enhance the vitality of society. This also rings true when we're devising innovative solutions for complicated problems (Pigo tax or financial regulation). However, you just sit on your ass and flat out deny the need for traffic regulation (i.e. speed limits and drunk driving). Even the exorbitantly affluent 1% of society relies on basic infrastructure, defense, and law enforcement. It's conducive to our economic and overall well-being. You also deny the need for property rights. Good luck alluring both domestic and international businesses to invest in your lawless and ultimately degenerate society. Better yet, enjoy the large corporations exploiting your resources and raw-material. It's all worth it, right.

Poster-boy for Anarchist Stupidity (PAS), you decidedly proclaimed in the post below that binding rules are unnecessary given human morality; nothing could go wrong. In reality, your implicit solution is plutocratic domination (yeah you're going to straw man me, I'll do it to you, you bastard). And you're accusing -me- of thinking like a religious zealot? Like a docile child with no capacity for critical thinking?


Who cannameall the fallacies and spot all the bad lciched arguments that statists have beenusingsince the dawn of time?

From the comments of this video (not a fail!): 

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Every comment by darktango78 is an epic fail.  Just...holy shit.  I honestly thought he was joking at first when he brought up Project Steve and that survey of philosophers.
"When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world—'No. You move.'"
-Captain America, Amazing Spider-Man 537

Quote from: surhotchaperchlorome on August 11, 2013, 03:37:18 PM
From the comments of this video (not a fail!): 

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Every comment by darktango78 is an epic fail.  Just...holy shit.  I honestly thought he was joking at first when he brought up Project Steve and that survey of philosophers.

Not as bad as agentsith in Part 5 saying that Empires don't count as states.

Quote from: MrBogosity on August 11, 2013, 04:17:11 PM
Not as bad as agentsith in Part 5 saying that Empires don't count as states.
Holy shit. O_O
"When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world—'No. You move.'"
-Captain America, Amazing Spider-Man 537

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Disgusting.

Quote from: D on August 11, 2013, 06:39:41 PM
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Disgusting.

And another video with comment pending approval. you know that is one of the sure signs of spinelessness

Quote from: Skm1091 on August 11, 2013, 07:28:12 PM
And another video with comment pending approval. you know that is one of the sure signs of spinelessness

With not a single one posted in 2+ months. Well, at least maybe the moderator will see mine and have a twinge of regret:

"I lost someone I love, my dear wife, to a drunk driver. I find this ad beyond reprehensible. To take tragedies like this and twist them for the sake of your political agenda--even though there's no reason whatsoever to believe that private liquor sales increase drunk driving--takes a very special kind of immoral psychopath.

"If I met the people who made this ad, I'd tell them to go fuck themselves in their uncaring, indecent, ostentatious asses."

What I caught was that two of the videos being suggested afterwards were "REAL ALIEN HYBRID" and "Submarine warfare"

Going back to that stupid ad, I'm going to throw this in here too because of the fail from Wendell Young (president of the union behind the add) and C. Stephen Ernie of the PA DUI Association.

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I could swear I saw an ad almost (if not) identical to this from MADD a few years back, except the ending was changed to fit whatever issue was on the table at the time. (Allowing Bars and Restaurants to serve later for "special events" I believe.)

Quote from: D on August 11, 2013, 06:39:41 PM
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Disgusting.

worse than what we got here in Ontario maybe 15 years ago because the province was talking about maybe doing away with the LCBO stores (a mechanism that was set up when Prohibition was repealed).