Fail Quotes

Started by Travis Retriever, October 17, 2009, 03:00:20 PM

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From the comments of this:  http://blamethe1st.deviantart.com/journal/DOMA-Struck-Down-381173465?offset=10#comments

alphazion: "To be honest? The whole thing strikes me as a non-issue. :shrug: But leave it to Capitol Hill to turn everything into a culture war, if it's not abortion, guns, schools, drugs, etc. etc. etc."   
     BlameThe1st: "Gotta distract the public from the real issues!"
          alphazion: "Economy? Who cares about that nerd bullcrap. Let's let Hollywood celebrities talk politics! GENIUS!"

So because there are other things worse and of more immediate concern, it's a non issue? By that logic, I guess if his family is murdered, since there are 2 million people dead every year from Mosquitoes, his family's death is a non issue, right?  Same logic.  Just like that "First world problems" bollocks.  Exact same logic and fail for the same reason.
"When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world—'No. You move.'"
-Captain America, Amazing Spider-Man 537



The comments section...IT BURNS!

Hell, the image is partly fail too.

"Ron Paul is a fake Libertaranian! He may actually be using libertarianism as a cloak for white supremacy!"--Tony Montana in comments of this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-RyrmlyjpPA
"When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world—'No. You move.'"
-Captain America, Amazing Spider-Man 537

Quote from: surhotchaperchlorome on June 28, 2013, 11:53:38 AM
"Ron Paul is a fake Libertaranian! He may actually be using libertarianism as a cloak for white supremacy!"--Tony Montana in comments of this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-RyrmlyjpPA

For the record, Tony Montana is also a creationist and a moon hoaxer, so that's how seriously you should take him.

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No Sovereign but God. No King but Jesus. No Princess but Celestia.

Quote from: BlameThe1st on June 28, 2013, 05:20:14 PM
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This guy again? You should see some of his other videos they have ratings disabled, comments disabled, comment pending approval, comment thumbs up/ down disabled, or combos of all four. Shows how much of spine this guy has, doesn't it?

Quote from: BlameThe1st on June 28, 2013, 05:20:14 PM
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Oh gods...that dsglop pillock?  Yeah, that it's from him was all I needed to know.
"When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world—'No. You move.'"
-Captain America, Amazing Spider-Man 537

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Just from the title and description you know this is going to be an epic fail.
"When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world—'No. You move.'"
-Captain America, Amazing Spider-Man 537

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The fact that this story made the fucking news is fail enough, but Mike from North Haven proves that you can manage to be an even bigger asshole than someone who waves a Nazi flag.

Quote from: D on June 28, 2013, 09:15:23 PMThe fact that this story made the fucking news is fail enough, but Mike from North Haven proves that you can manage to be an even bigger asshole than someone who waves a Nazi flag.

Sure, take the guy protesting the fascist actions of our government and throw him in jail for engaging in free expression. That'll show 'im!

Quote from: MrBogosity on June 28, 2013, 09:42:07 PM
Sure, take the guy protesting the fascist actions of our government and throw him in jail for engaging in free expression. That'll show 'im!

Well, you know, this country has too much respect for people's rights according to this slack jawed knuckle dragger.

Remember what I said about Connecticut loving its government? Yeah, this is kind of what I meant...

June 28, 2013, 09:59:11 PM #3701 Last Edit: June 28, 2013, 10:03:24 PM by surhotchaperchlorome
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Fail for the reasons Shane mentioned in the other thread (NOT a fail):
"Sorry, got 3 minutes in and had to cut it off because of the onslaught of IncrediFail.

Do you guys REALLY not get the point behind the Zeus analogy? 'They would be reflected by their interactions with us.' And YHVH wouldn't? Or did he all of a sudden just decide to start behaving differently after the Bible was compiled? And if he did, why couldn't Zeus have thus changed his mind as well?

Do you really not get that we don't see any difference between Zeus and YHVH? Two ancient, primitive gods who behave in ways we don't see the universe acting like?"
"When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world—'No. You move.'"
-Captain America, Amazing Spider-Man 537

Quote from: R.E.H.W.R. on June 25, 2013, 12:31:10 AM
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This comment by Stikibits

"You've lost it in your ignorance. Try to remain rational and stop being wantonly ignorant.
Well established science and research isn't wrong, of course.
Look up peer review."

So now according to Stikibits you can ignore data from the FBI because they don't do "science" and the US is sorely responsible for the drug war.
"The more laws and order are made prominent, the more thieves and robbers there will be."
Lao Tzu

From the comments of the following video (the vid itself is win):
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Fail in red, win in blue:

PatriotX1022:  "Typical stereotypical charicature of conservatives. What a joke!!!"

rehwr:  "Typical stereotypical charicature of conservatives. What a joke!!!"

PatriotX1022:  "Name one"

rehwr:  "Saying that libertarians support the income tax, saying libertarians care more about expression than our terrible education system when Stossel has done hours of reporting on it, and saying that the Constitution gives the government the power to police drugs and prostitution. "

PatriotX1022 (the biggest fail):  "And all of what you mentioned is the flat out truth. Alot of liberals are always trying to find reasons raise taxes just like this ridiculous socialized health care disaster, called "Obamacare". Now, since the mandate can't really be enforced (you know that old pesky constitituion thing) we'll just be taxed more for not accepting the coverage. " (emphasis added by me)

AnCapDave:  "You don't know what "libertarians" are do you?"
"When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world—'No. You move.'"
-Captain America, Amazing Spider-Man 537

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